Autophage

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Autophage

Autophage

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Katılım Ağustos 2019
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Autophage
Autophage@AutoPhagey·
@EndWokeness I see his video also doesn't include any of the body guards he always has around.
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End Wokeness
End Wokeness@EndWokeness·
Governor JB Pritzker posted this video of the Chicago lakeside to brag how safe it is Sheridan Gorman was just kiIIed there by a Venezuelan illegal immigrant his state law PROTECTED
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Autophage
Autophage@AutoPhagey·
@TMT_arabic Isn't Iran the same country that told the US that it would stop all ships passing through unless the US paid them?
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𝐓𝐌𝐓@TMT_arabic·
The Iranian Foreign Minister addressing the world: ​Let me get one thing straight: Egypt charges $200,000 to $700,000 per transit through the Suez Canal. Large container ships or tankers can exceed $1 million. Panama charges $100,000 - $450,000 per transit. Large Neopanamax vessels cost up to $500,000 to transit the Panama Canal. Turkey charges fees for the Bosphorus Strait. Canada charges fees for the St. Lawrence Seaway. The United States charges fees for the St. Lawrence Seaway. Iran has refused to collect fees for the Strait of Hormuz for decades. They made it free! Despite the defamation, sanctions, and isolation—and yet you want me to believe that Iran is the "bad guy" here?
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Nerdrotic
Nerdrotic@Nerdrotics·
We will be releasing the Starfleet Academy supercut soon come hell or high water. Even if we do not make a penny off it. We do this for the love of the game.
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Brandon Straka #WalkAway
Brandon Straka #WalkAway@BrandonStraka·
A registered s*x offender who fatally attacked a 63-year-old man in a wheelchair has been sentenced to 22 years. Gabriel Vargas-Garcia pleaded guilty to murder. He beat and slammed the victim’s head into the sidewalk after a prior release.
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Autophage@AutoPhagey·
@willchamberlain @DOJNatSec The US government has the chance to do something really funny by revoking his citizenship while he is in Cuba.
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William Shatner@WilliamShatner·
At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝 I’ve learned two things: Never waste a good cigar. Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻
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Jon Fleischman
Jon Fleischman@FlashReport·
How to show my friend @ChefGruel - husband, father, chef, restauranteur, Huntington Beach Councilmember, and political prognosticator - is totally squared away. In one photo. Andrew and a LOT of bacon. For the win!
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Autophage@AutoPhagey·
@Eli_Doubletap Maybe if you say this in your "Asian" accent people will take it seriously?
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Eli Cuevas@Eli_Doubletap·
This is one of the most frustrating things I have watched. It’s people actively DENYING science and health studies because feelings and laziness. Some Quotes “I don’t encourage weight loss to my patients because it’s unethical” “My neurodivergence brain makes it difficult to understanding dieting” Also why are so many “neurodivergent”. They arent…. Its disappointing of how over used it is used by self diagnosed individuals. Great watch tho.
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Not the Bee
Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee·
@IfindRetards One can measure retardation by how much something differs from Chuck Norris
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Retard Finder@IfindRetards·
R.I.P Chuck Norris. Forever not a retard.
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Autophage@AutoPhagey·
@catturd2 That dude looks like he's 100% going to enjoy prison.
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Dave Danna@DaveEDanna·
@peta Chicken is my favorite vegetable
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PETA@peta·
Chickens aren’t food.
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Army Baseball
Army Baseball@ArmyWP_Baseball·
We only batted in six innings yesterday, put we really put the scorer to work in the 5th 😆
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Autophage
Autophage@AutoPhagey·
@libsoftiktok It's almost like importing people that don't share your values hurts the country's economy.
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Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
Somalia: -$1.1 million Net negative
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Angry Cops
Angry Cops@AngryCops·
Excuse me @SecWar but I’m about to re-enlist for my promotion to E7. Would you care to give me the oath of enlistment or pin my 7? That’s if you’re available. I’m willing to travel… Sir.
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