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Everyone reminiscing about pre-Elon Twitter:
Bummer T. Vibes, Esq@VibesBummer
[mandella effect] this used to be a nice place
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eyes to yourself perv
probably in twitter jail again Katılım Nisan 2009
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All those empty drawers and cupboards reflecting how much they took advantage of their roommate all those years, and instead of feeling ashamed, they think they're the injured party.
Nix 🦇🏳️⚧️📡@butchbatnix
roommate of 3+ years just moved out and took ALLLLL THE FUCKING SILVERWARE AND KITCHEN UTENSILS??? oooooh hell is hot, got everything out to make some eggs and these drawers are EMPTY WHAT THE HELLLLLL
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doing a dramatic reading of this thread for my bf and watching him get more and more confused and upset but this person’s mindset
Nix 🦇🏳️⚧️📡@butchbatnix
roommate of 3+ years just moved out and took ALLLLL THE FUCKING SILVERWARE AND KITCHEN UTENSILS??? oooooh hell is hot, got everything out to make some eggs and these drawers are EMPTY WHAT THE HELLLLLL
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Sounds like the "community" free road off their roommate for years, putting the burden of outfitting the whole kitchen on her. Where was this collective spirit when it was time to throw in for pots and pans?
tody@666tody666
@BannedKirby I think taking forks that you and all your friends have been using for 3 years is weird. I wouldn’t leave people I’ve lived with for that long without silverware but you guys can do that! Fuck community!!!
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@aniroooded Well, I'll be damned - a real "who's on first" situation in the wild.
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Thanks to Trump endorsed Texas AG Ken Paxton, this pedo - originally charged with continuous sexual abuse of a young boy - only served 29 days, can reapply for his law license in 5 years, and is free to prey on your kids without having to register as a sex offender.
Qasim Rashid, Esq.@QasimRashid
BREAKING: Adam Hoffman has been released from jail for "good behavior." Hoffman is the 49-year-old Waco, TX attorney who faced life without parole for repeatedly raping a young boy, until Texas AG Ken Paxton offered him 1 day in jail and no need to register as a sex offender. A judge increased his sentence to a whopping 60 days. He got out in 30 days. This is MAGA's vision for the USA. Full story: letsaddresstexas.substack.com/p/ken-paxtons-…
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I will testify in court that the marmot was there first.
KIRO 7@KIRO7Seattle
Spokane woman finds marmot living in her attic #Echobox=1779714122" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">kiro7.com/news/local/spo…
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@aniroooded No. He had another seizure. Found an out of town vet and we're headed there now. 😔
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Help!!! 😭 🙏🏻My dog had a seizure (first ever) and all the emergency vet clinics in the county and every other one I've called within an hour drive are closed for Memorial Day.
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He has stopped "patrolling" the perimeters and turning in circles 🎉 but is so sleepy. How can emergency vet clinics not have someone on call on holidays? 😭
🍂 Autumn 🍂@AutumnTweets
Help!!! 😭 🙏🏻My dog had a seizure (first ever) and all the emergency vet clinics in the county and every other one I've called within an hour drive are closed for Memorial Day.
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the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.
Pope Leo XIV@Pontifex
Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas vatican.va/content/leo-xi…
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making one tweet and not even tagging her or responding to the original tweet is apparently an hours long meltdown now
Taylor Lorenz@TaylorLorenz
@soggybrocoli Bagels are vegan and I worked at a bagel shop for years making them. Consider why a woman joking around on the internet causes you to have an hours long meltdown.
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My plan for solving the housing crisis:
1. Arrest Hasan Piker
2. Name every street after Charlie Kirk
3. Nationwide ban on the 3 trans athletes that play volleyball
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@aniroooded @HeyItsSinko64 I don't know how someone could be half a trollop. Like, they get around, but they only do hand stuff?
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I don’t think God intended for me to use the shovel this way actually
LifeHaxx101@LifeHaxx101
You have been using a shovel wrong your whole life
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Robert Fripp’s mystery of the shaved balls has yet to be solved
stereogum.com/2500053/robert…
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