Average Joe

@RealEmirHan Same show but my boy…

@key11ska @ThoughtCrimes80 Dunning-Kruger effect.

@ThoughtCrimes80 Dear God. HOW? How is it possible to be so confident and stupid in the same moment?

I’m Gen X, so I’m not sure how to take this. 😅🤔😒

@learning_yohei British version is the original and best.

As a Japanese person learning English, which one should I write?😵‍💫

On a Scale of 1 To 10 How Do You Rate THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK?

@StarWarsDaily_ I have two of the jigsaw versions framed. Both look like this…

Do you like this movie poster?

@end3of6days9 I once gave a company a full months notice and they finished me immediately. I was moving from Scotland to England & didnt want them finding out before my notice went in and thinking I was disrespectful. Cos I was finished immediately I lost a months salary when I needed it most

It used to be companies respected the two-week notice—gave them time to train a replacement while you wrapped up gracefully. Now? Employee submits notice today → 'Thanks, but we're ending your employment immediately. We don't have to honor it.' Loyalty goes one way, apparently. Why bother anymore? 😡

@Jenny_1884 @Britishfinest21 I haven’t done so for years. I stay away from anything BBC as a rule.

I won’t be giving a single penny to Red Nose Day on Friday. Who else won’t be?

@NoushardMUFC Toxic personality and is the exact type we’re trying to get rid of. His on-field attitude would be great but he’d be another Pogba. Pass.

Jude Bellingham. If INEOS are willing to break the bank to bring him on. BRING!!!!!! Let’s be clear what that means. Since joining Real Madrid in 2023: 128 games 44 goals 32 assists 76 G/A from midfield at 22 His debut season was ridiculous. 23 goals from midfield, carrying Madrid in big moments and winning the biggest trophies in club football. People will say his numbers “dropped” since then. What actually happened is Madrid evolved and he became more complete. Less of a scorer, more of a controller, still elite in both phases. This isn’t just a signing. This is a statement. If United even get close to pulling this off, you’re not buying a midfielder. You’re buying a franchise player for the next decade. That’s the level. Now that’s potential to fill Braino Fernandez shoes later on!

@DudespostingWs Hey @DDayCobra , you’ll like this one…

This guy straps a G.I. Joe onto an RC plane, flies it up, and sends it jumping out mid-air with a parachute, lands safely on the ground.

@YeahYeahOkBro Double dribbles and travelling. Not the game I grew up on that’s for sure.

I can’t be the only one who sees it

Say something nice about her...

@Sayitpop Bigger question is (and I mean this sincerely with no other meaning behind it), but why do women fall down stairs so often? It’s a simple manoeuvre but they fall so much… baffling!

A 25 year old man is being sued for $250,000 after helping a woman who fell down the stairs

@Notwokenow “Spare the rod, spoil the child” - a tale as old as time. Another biblical phrase “you reap what you sow”. By spoiling her and not setting boundaries then she has conditioned herself to think that she can ask/do anything and it shall be granted/excused.

AITAH? Saturday night my oldest granddaughter, Di (12), asked to borrow my AirPods. I said yes but she had to clean them after she used them. Late last night, I was looking for them and couldn’t find them. I texted her and asked where she put them. Zero response. This morning, she wrote me to ask me to bring 1 of her leotards to her at school ( 35 minutes away), because she forgot them all here. Again, I asked about the AirPods. Again, no response. Instead, she asked if would PLEASE bring her leotard because she doesn’t have any at her Dad’s house and she has practice after school. At this point, I’m annoyed. I ask about the AirPods for the 3rd time, and I don’t mention the leotard. She finally says this: “They must have ended up in my backpack.” I tell her nothing “ends up” in her backpack without her purposefully putting it in there. I further explain that she has stolen from me, and then has the nerve to ask me for a favor. This is a child who I get up extra early for to do her hair whenever she asks. Who I spoil beyond reasonableness. She then says I can have MY AirPods back when I drop off her leotards. The f’ing nerve of this kid. She doesn’t put her leotards in her backpack, but she does put my property in there, without my consent. I inform her she is a thief and that me doing any favors for her AT ALL is over until she returns my property. And I am not playing. She will get nothing from me. No more doing her hair, getting her new clothes, driving to pick her up or drop her off at her bestie’s house, no more special request dinners or breakfasts. I am done. I think a hard lesson MUST be learned. Even if she has her regional gymnastics competition this coming weekend, I am not changing my mind. Am I the asshole here?

@TheeAnimeGuru_ NTA.

Ooooo. Is this revenge too far lmao

@utd_Eman Cunha only cost us £20m as we got £40m for the one before him. Excellent piece of business.

Crazy upgrade man

@Connor_LFC8 4 to equal, 5 to break it. Henry and De Bruyne have 20 each.

🚨 Bruno Fernandes is 4 assists away from breaking the assist record

@Casemiro @ManUtd Stay another year bro. Help our summer signings bed in… please!

Proud of this team, proud of our fans !! Come on @ManUtd !! 💪🏽

@Angle__wix Film: Shooting Stars (2023)

He went against his coach’s instructions

@PaulSpacey Same in basketball. If you don’t train early, your body looks stiff and it’s a tell-tale sign to anyone with eyes.

“Natural athletes can play any sport." Wrong. Soccer punishes late starters in ways other sports don't.