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@Ndlombango “Man, congrats but did you really shit yourself?”

George won Comrades marathon on Sunday. On Tuesday, he’s already at work. His fellow gold medalists are still on holiday. I think this company is gonna lose George, soon.

@WorkElizab “You smelled that?” 💨

You are sitting next to Elon Musk, what would you ask him?

@YourAnonNews Is this real or Madrid?

Bro got that trillionaire build

@portia_moz @Kokoleo_zn Awazi nex wena mfo

@Kokoleo_zn Nowhere. Hence they become lecturers at the end of the day and get bookings to speak something that wont help anyone. I know someone who was solving for X until PHD no job, they became lecturer teaching how to aolve X that ddnt get them anywhere further

I’m curious , in what sector does one with these qualifications work in Banking ?

@Sibusis34190122 He is now known as Shithole 😭

Yes he made a mistake but we mustn’t now abuse him🙏🏾 we’re better than that

Passengers flung like RAG DOLLS after helicopter tail breaks in China

@Rivie30 @Transferhaber6 😂😂 his fellow cows failed to stop him

@Transferhaber6 It's giving Lilepo

sarı kart gördüğünü unuttu 😅

Not for sensitive viewers. Man brutally stabbed multiple times by group of thugs during robbery.

@UTDTrey @TouchlineX Fresh tears

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Barcelona are not worried about missing the Bernardo Silva signing. They sent an offer, but never considered Bernardo key in the project. He was seen as the 4th or 5th midfield option, after Pedri, Gavi, Frenkie de Jong and Marc Bernal. Bernardo Silva preferred Real Madrid as Madrid’s salary offer was 3 times higher than Barcelona’s and had a guaranteed starting spot. Barça will now focus on signing a striker and centre-back, while looking for options in La Masia like Tommy Marques to be promoted as new first team midfielder.

@malicsignalz @TouchlineX @FT_schneidi Broo he cooked them

@TouchlineX @FT_schneidi To think he troubled Madrid the most in that city squad 😂

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Bernardo Silva has ACCEPTED Real Madrid’s offer. He will join Real Madrid on a free transfer. — @FT_schneidi

Accidentally just opened my front camera. We remain grateful for personality

@iDiskiTimes @Makonco_M Free Agent FC is spoilt for choice: Mabasa now Grobler 😭

𝗚𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗥, 𝗦𝗘𝗞𝗛𝗨𝗞𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗪𝗔𝗬𝗦 Sekhukhune United are set to part ways with experienced striker Bradley Grobler, iDiski Times has learnt. Story by Sinethemba Makonco (@Makonco_M) idiskitimes.co.za/transfer-centr…

Burning down the migrant housing, to force them back to Africa, is the moderate option.

@OfficialPSL This graphic is underwhelming

🚨 Shops owned by FOREIGNERS are now being burned down in Belfast

BREAKING: Protesters in Belfast are going house to house looking for migrants and evicting them.

@_aboihasnoname Showing off your macbook at a coffee shop

Guys what the hell is a tech date? 😭

@DuKuDuKu_Bucs @MickyJnr__ She must wear 0.5 cm please

@MickyJnr__ Bafana Bafana must take advantage of her presence. They must score 2 quick goals while the Mexicans are still reminiscing about her performance.

Tyla is set to sing the South African national anthem during the opening ceremony of the 2026 World Cup, FIFA has confirmed. The South African star will take center stage as part of the official opening ceremony celebrations. #AfricanFootball #WorldCupwithMicky

Bro lied

🚨 Florentino Pérez plans to launch €150m official bid on Tuesday for Michael Olise. Despite denying his name live, the main star in president’s mind is Olise — as @JBurtTelegraph @jfelixdiaz report. Bayern’s Uli Hoeneß said in May “no chance to sell, not even for €200m”.