Kevin ... professional Dad

@lady_valor_07 Hmmm... there was a murder in the basement of my childhood home. I'll get back to you on that.

If you were able to move back to your childhood neighborhood… Would you move back into the house you grew up in?

@8WithaTiara Did you also walk 500 more?

As a Gen Xer, I've walked like an Egyptian, moonwalked, walked this way, walked on the wild side, walked on sunshine, walked the line, and walked 500 miles. I've walked a lot... I'm tired.

@Julius_Kim Correlation

I’m just trying to figure out how they managed to pinpoint the explosive diarrhea to just the lettuce in Taco Bell meals. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@AwkwardAndOdd Finished or done?

I may not know what I’m doing and I may be doing it badly but at least I’m doing it

@7Veritas4 There are more people in the band than in the audience.

It’s possible everyone in the country has the wrong set of dates for Trump’s fair.

@SprinterPress @dieworkwear this is a fine statement

A fan of the Democratic Republic of Congo, which drew with Portugal in the 2026 World Cup today (1:1). This man stood motionless throughout the entire match, portraying a monument to Patrice Lumumba - a national hero and the country's first prime minister. We have RUDN named after him here. He stood like that throughout the entire game against the Portuguese today.

@AwkwardAndOdd I sometimes follow this same rule.

I have eaten two big bowls of cereal and might have a third because I am an adult and I can do what I want

@hwinkler4real @ZephyrNCC17011 Confirmed

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@LucasSa56947288 Ask John

You think that Jesus would do something like this?

The time when Donny and Marie had their own Disco Star Wars special. Happy May The 4th!

May the fourth be with you

May the 4th be with you.

@IykeNwaObi @cooltxchick @Julius_Kim Thought you would appreciate this.

A high school volleyball team noticed their biggest fan, the school janitor, was always cheering loudly at their games, then waiting alone for free rides home at 1 a.m. So the team came together, raised $9,000, bought him a car, and surprised him with it in front of the entire school. Proof that kindness and humanity are still very much alive. ❤️

@DannyDeraney @kanekavi

God Speed Sid Krofft. What an impact he and his brother had on our generation's childhoods. From HR PufnStuf to the Bugaloos, they let us know it's okay to be different. What is your favorite Sid and Marty Show?

@Julius_Kim Just finished a cheese danish

I’m going to make this the most productivist day ever!! (After coffee and a treat though.. ☕️🍩👀💪🏼❤️🥳)

Does anyone know about these cotton balls above my house?

@unlearn16tweet @AmazingPopPod I know every word.

@AmazingPopPod Best TV theme song ever

Who remembers this superhero? Thoughts?

@Julius_Kim I'm certain they have some beans for you. Enjoy the trip.

Postcards from London: No donuts in sight yet. 😳 Watching BBC news this morning, and the reporter referred to it as “Trump’s war..” 🤣 Lastly, sometimes it’s just the simple things..

Montana — yes, deep red Montana — has a plan to effectively neuter Citizens United. No Supreme Court ruling or constitutional amendment needed. Here's how it works.