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The money you give your woman is tuition fees for the lesson she is going to teach you.

Benjamin Šeško hits 10 Premier League goals in his first season with Man Utd 💥

A bank will lend you money based on your financial statement, not your academic certificate. This got me thinking...

Be rich. But never talk about money. Be fit. But never talk about working out. Be sharp. But never mention books. You're a man. Never let excitement make you announce things prematurely. Stay low-key and move silently. you'll never regret it.

@Zak_c_official @OnesimusMuzik Mulungu saanalenge munthu kuti azifa ndipo saafuna kuti tizifa koma poti kholo lathu linachimwa bas tinatenga ntolowo

@OnesimusMuzik Chifuniro cha Mulungu osat satana ngat momwe ena akuyankhulira. Ambuye amupatse malo abwino mwachifuniro chake

Imfa ya Dave yawawa 🕊️

Manchester United remains the best team in the world.

@ElenimoC They benefit from such delays and they somehow they cause the delays deribelately

Malawian judges always cite huge case loads as the reason for delaying judgments. Let them be schooled in the use of Agentic AI to process less complicated cases and issue judgements. They can only make a few additions or subtractions. Fast and convenient.

You don’t need a degree to start a business and make money. But you need a degree to work for a business and make money. Either way, you can make a life for yourself!

@tomasimalopa @zodiakonline Walasa iwe walasa

@zodiakonline Prison should also join.... prisoners should be working.

The Lilongwe City Council (LCC) has partnered the Malawi Defence Force to construct bridges, repair and carry road maintenance works within the city for a period of two years, using part of the funds which the Roads Fund Administration provided to the council.

The city of Lilongwe can afford the most expensive VXs for its Chief Executive and Mayor, but not a fire truck. Not one.

@MMkhwaye @onjezani Wow, you just nailed it bro

@onjezani “The poor die defending the rules that keep them poor because they mistake obedience for belonging.” ~ George Orwell. So what should we expect from another them?!

@PAorPerish @JeromeChisikwa @Kamoza0104 It's because the words are abused, one cannot be a Billionaire but at the same time, not broke. There is a logical gap

@AxelMytus @JeromeChisikwa @Kamoza0104 You have just reminded me of one more characteristic of broke people: They pretend like they do not know the meaning of being broke or being rich. They know very well but they try to be philosophical about those terms, in an attempt to defend their poverty .

Thomson Mpinganjira and his family think because they have money the rules should always bow for them. If Kamuzu Stadium is not in good shape, it shouldn’t host matches, not for Wanderers or Bullets. In fact, that Stadium should be demolished and a new stadium should be built.

Which midsize SUV would you take home and why? A. Toyota Fortuner B. Isuzu MU-X C. Ford Everest D. Mitsubishi Pajero Sport

@mrJay265 @HatsaVii Tell me the salary of the US federal reserve Bank, let's start from there

@HatsaVii @AxelMytus I really think you're overrating this Using your same saying ya international standards Why does the governor waku America have a lower salary than other top government positions or even top private sector ceos? His salary is average Why? Tell me

Koma abale ndi chani?🤦🏽‍♂️ ndalama za eni? Smh my country people sometimes 🚶🏾‍♂️

@mrJay265 @HatsaVii No, but some jobs are high profile others, facts. You can't compare nurse and Reserve bank governor even in rich countries.

@AxelMytus @HatsaVii Lol iweyo nde ukuphweketsa ntchito zinazo?

@mrJay265 @HatsaVii But the reserve Bank is exempt boss, if you take a careful study at the global monetory system, you will be shocked, there are powerful international forces behind that position

@HatsaVii Chief stop looking at things like that There's no single entity that really solo drives Malawi Everything in Malawi feeds into the ecosystem President,Minister of finance,CEO of major financial institutions,CEO of stock market,even citizens all drive to shape our economy Think

@mrJay265 @HatsaVii A Reserve bank governor can't be compared to all those fields boss, tell me a South African nurse salary and South African Reserve bank governor Salary. Reserve bank governor Is a very very high profile position. Kusaina pa bank note mumakuphwekesa et

@HatsaVii Dude With "international standards" Presidents,mayors,CEO,Nurses,doctors,teachers and every other position should be getting more too But that doesn't reflect Ku Malawi Why should a governor post be any different to those with the same responsibility in the country?

@JoshuaMafe64805 @JeromeChisikwa He is the large share holder and that gives him powers to make big decisions ku board, we shouldnt act like children, that bank ndiyake

@JeromeChisikwa Thom and FdH are separate

@PAorPerish @JeromeChisikwa @Kamoza0104 What do you mean by broke and rich in this context?

@JeromeChisikwa @Kamoza0104 Serious question: Why do broke Africans always try to shame and talk trash about rich Africans?