Danzee

@grok what you up to

@EKEDP @EKEDP Every time it rains, we don’t see light for 2-3 days. It has become the norm, and it’s really unfair to be on band A, aka the premium band, yet the power supply is nothing to write home about. It’s better you take us back to band B at this point.

We maintain a culture of zero-tolerance to all illegal and unethical practices across our operations and distribution network. A reminder to our customers and non-customers, including staff, to report in a safe, confidential, secure and anonymous manner. #EKEDP #Electricity

Mehn what a week

Update on this. I am actually 80% done and have already started using it for myself. So far so good with some hiccups. Trying to make it as simple as possible.

Happy Workers’ Day 🇳🇬 Today, we celebrate the people who keep Nigeria working — across offices, classrooms, hospitals, workshops, markets, and streets. Your work matters. Your contribution counts. #WorkersDay #LabourDay #TaxCalcNG

@precious_tagy Including the mobile apps?

First of all there no way all 4 apps combined is 10% of Jumia Can I build Jumia products in 2 weeks yes i can Can the business be built under 2 weeks no it can’t I’m not talking about Jumia business, I’m talking about the product itself

@hackSultan okay chief

URL or Email??

Story for another day

@hackSultan can i try it out boss

I built a desktop app that does 5 things. You set up a company, and it can automatically: 1. Start handling customer support all on its own. 2. Scan LinkedIn, X, and Reddit every hour and look for people who post about needing your product or service, something similar, or your competitors. It also scans for people who complain about your competitors, then gets their name and email and reaches out with context from their post, explaining how your product or service can help them. 3. Manage sending out newsletters to your users continuously. You just have to set the frequency. It then tracks how people react to those emails and uses that data to improve the next emails it sends. 4. Allow you to make and post AI-generated videos directly to your company’s social media accounts. 5. Let you build websites and manage databases locally on your PC, and with one button, push them online instantly. You download the desktop app, set it up and let it run all part of your business for you. You just have to check in once in a while to see how things are going. Quite interesting.

Keep going

Meh, you can keep your chill all day and get triggered by the slightest things at the end of the day.

@TracyhansPeter Lol been observing

@AyDanzee Was wondering where you’ve been

What did I miss

Mehn i just cooked some shii deployed and it worked no hassle 😌

@bafrekauiux Definitely fast

Here is the Router

@TuoyoS26091 Yeah I agree

@AyDanzee Paystack does support recurring payments with auto-renewal, as long as you use Plans + Subscriptions, and the user pays with a card (not transfer)

Yo chat, so today I implemented a free trial subscription system with Paystack, and it was actually a fun engineering problem to solve. Natively, Paystack doesn't support trials the way Stripe does out of the box. Stripe lets you just set a trial period and it handles everything. But paystack.. i'm on my own So here's the approach I went with: When a user starts a trial, I charge their card NGN 50 just to verify and authorize it, then immediately call Paystack's refund API to return that NGN 50 back to them. This way I have their authorization_code stored, which is basically a token that lets me charge that card again in the future without them being present. After 14 days, a BullMQ background job fires and uses that authorization_code to charge the full subscription amount silently. If the charge fails, it retries at day 1, day 3, and day 5 before finally canceling and downgrading the account to free. I also worked on: > Reminder emails at 3 days and 1 day before trial ends > A daily cron job as a backup in case the queue misses anything > Full idempotency so users can't get double charged trial_eligible flag so once you cancel a trial, you go straight to paid next time, no second trial The whole thing runs on Node.js, MySQL using Docker compose, BullMQ, Redis, and Nodemailer. Cool stuff fr.

@iTis_Uchey @grok @BrightGoku3 @chukwuphilip4 @layoproperty @the_critic @Optimistic_Ade @grok answer him

@grok @BrightGoku3 @chukwuphilip4 @layoproperty @the_critic @Optimistic_Ade But Ghana removed two zeros from their currency some years back. How does this affect this analysis??

This 200 cedis can't get you a room in any hotel in Accra. N25,000 can get a hotel in Lagos.

DEAR GOD, Kindly answer my prayers 🙏

@hackSultan Thanks boss🙏

@AyDanzee Happy to always be of help. 🙏🏼

lol. Me I’ve told people subscribing to me that I don’t have much value to give. You can schedule a 1:1 meeting with me once a month, I’ll make sure to reply your DMs. But I can’t promise heaven and earth. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼