John

2 years of taking this woman hostage. Really would've thought they'd give me the money by now but at this point I don't want it anymore

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit. Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero. We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing. Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run. That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

So Louisiana throwing out votes already cast to enact a gerrymander is legal, Tennessee deleting Black districts less than a week after VRA decision totally fine, Florida completely ignoring their own state constitution legit, but Virginia putting voter-approved maps in place is illegal. How are voters supposed to believe in anything?

incredible new stan kelly comic today

I can’t delete this app

DNC Chair Ken Martin went on Pod Save America this week to justify burying his party’s 200-page autopsy on 2024 — the report some on his team say shows that Biden’s Gaza policy cost Harris the election. Meanwhile, Graham Platner — the Maine Senate candidate polling 40 points ahead of his primary opponents, outraising Susan Collins, and running on small-dollar donations — told Jon Stewart that DNC leadership hasn’t reached out to ask why he’s winning. The Democratic Party leadership won’t examine why it lost in 2024, and isn’t curious why a candidate is winning by 40 points in 2026. “It’s the lack of curiosity… that bothers me,” Platner said.

(director’s cut) #GoBolts #GoHabsGo

Playoff hockey

Guess I can finally impart some negativity here since this relationship has sadly come to an end. But that’s just not a good stick that Klay is showing off right there. I’m sorry. It’s just not.

@thewittyblessed Don't look up where adam mckay spends over 2 hours of your time using some of the laziest subtext of all time to tell you that climate change is your fault because you liked celebrities and being on your phone. Absolute waste of jlaw + leo as a duo

What’s the most pretentious film you’ve ever sat through?

Holy shit

Dota 2

Ronald Reagan when HIV medication was introduced

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Listen to that crowd. Dont let anyone tell you Tampa isn’t a hockey town

BRANDON HAGEL ONE HIT KO WELCOME TO PLAYOFF HOCKEY FOLKS

@babyIeth Perfect gif babe

solicitors for at&t came by my apt and i was like no thanks my mom pays for my service go away and they hit me with CAN I CALL HER? like NO???? DO I LOOK 12 YOU CANT CALL MY MOM

Inconceivably evil.

The Electoral College has one purpose: preventing the unwashed idiot masses from electing a demagogue. It has never done this. In 2016, the unruly mob wanted a boring neoliberal centrist. The Electoral College overruled them and picked a demagogue

If we do a new deal type thing and pack the court I'd eat a horse just to flip this thing. Just imagine