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Tonight's movie - Primitive War. Can I just say..... ...... ...... ....... What the actual fuck did I waste two hours watching 🤨

@stevehollyhouse @asda Same! Just the ones from Asda, thought maybe I'd just been unlucky. Evidently not..!

What is happening to your potato’s @asda the last 3 packets have been like this: every spud bruised and end up throwing half of them away?? Not good enough 🤔

@blaiklockBP @TiffSandwiches @GWRHelp There are people living through actual wars, but yes, this seems appropriate to be up in arms about 😏

I have today sent a 7-page Pre-Action Protocol Letter to Bradford-based Tiffin Foods @TiffSandwiches and Great Western Railways @GWRHelp for selling me an unmarked and unlabelled Halal chicken sandwich on a train between London and Plymouth. This and other actions are in addition to the Judicial Review.

I remember the days where I could breathe. Fun times.

Either show @MarriedAU at the same time in Aus and UK, or make sure the contestants don't post obvious spoilers before UK has seen it all 😏 I know what happens to at least 3 couples now, come on

What can I say, us Virgo's are planner people....😂😬 instagram.com/p/DWbUY8ZCN8V/…

@CompaniesHouse Love the 9 minute warning we get

⚠️ From 12:30pm to 5:30pm on Wednesday 25 March, there may be disruption to: - our WebFiling service - filing information with software This is while we complete essential maintenance. We're sorry for any inconvenience.

manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m… My best friends fiancé. If anyone would like to help with their costs whilst they're in Romania for an unknown amount of time, you can do so here - gofundme.com/f/help-bring-a…

@CompaniesHouse CH is not fit for purpose, end of. Obviously not the fault of the social media team but with systems constantly on the fritz, staff that give inconsistent advice and constantly losing posted documents... needs a complete overhaul.

On Friday 13 March, we were made aware of a security issue with our WebFiling service. We closed the service while we investigated and resolved the issue. After independent testing, WebFiling is now available. Read our statement for more information: gov.uk/government/new…

Did this to us last week, postman walking around the estate, seen by both of us. Then get the 'unable to deliver your package' email. Think we need to invest in a video doorbell sooner rather than later!

facebook.com/share/r/17KvGk… Beautiful words, but I think this applies to everyone but me. I will shame and guilt myself for the rest of my life. Penance.

H was given some comics - he's not really a comic person. Anyone want them? (Posted across all platforms)

Cheese charmer eh....

It could be because I am tired as fuck, it could be because hormones are currently out of whack (who knows, apparently not me 🙄) but I think I would like to fuck off to a far away place, on my own and just never have to deal with this absolute shite again

Absolute hilarity (not) at being told by my male endocrinologist that I couldn't possibly be going through perimenopause, because I'm only 42 and my one singular blood test (that is known for inaccuracy) showed a normal level. Yes ok then mate, who clearly has the specialty...

...(not), I've just imagined all the shit for however long this has been plaguing me...feels like eons. I'll tell the dedicated menopause lady at the GP surgery that sorry, can't take your advice, the man who doesn't even remotely work in that field says it's not, all is good 😏

@NFFC Christ on a bike guys. Will definitely be relegated now, and that means more games and more time I have to concede the tv remote to the other half & not watch my shows, did no one think of that?! (I'm obvs joking...we have two tv's)

Nottingham Forest Football Club can confirm that Sean Dyche has been relieved of his duties as head coach. We would like to thank Sean and his staff for their efforts during their time at the Club and we wish them the best of luck for the future. We will be making no further comment at this time.

@benonwine They didn't punish the child for not taking part, they punished them for bullying behaviour with underlying racism - I'm sure they wouldn't have laughed ajd pointed at other children si ginger Christmas songs. Jesus Christ, why are there so many uneducated, illiterate cunts here

SHOCKING: Bedfront Primary School has PUNISHED a Child for refusing to take part in Ramadan activities. The school logged it as a “racist incident”. This is not tolerance it’s coercion. Since when are UK children forced to observe religious practices they don’t believe in? 🇬🇧

House rental prices really are ridiculous 😔

I came across this today, and how lovely is this? 🥹 This also came on my feed after a conversation with someone about frustrations and regrets and things...weird timings. So lovely, immediate follow instagram.com/p/DTxfd8lDFan/…