life

@bpbs_szn @lami0249 @meetsegun They Make yourself happy E no possible

@AyomideOAS @lami0249 @meetsegun You doubt! that’s why you’re limited to opportunities brethren

Nobody fit chop $1M for yahoo sha which work wan bring am 😂?

@bigpurpleking @meetsegun Na office work be that… Though those Russian and indian guys wey dey hack dey pull more than that kind block.. but them dey eventually burst them.. Coz the block get level

@meetsegun 😹😹boys dey confirm $25m for saudi oil deal you dey here dey talk of $1m

@lami0249 @meetsegun You lied joor If you talk say the 22meter na from Office 365 I go still believe you.. but for you no fit ever see am for dating lai lai

@meetsegun I get one insane screenshot from leader, $6m - I no just wan post am 😹😹 Who’s this nigga, boys Dey collect well I’ve seen $22m dating cl

@Benjigroov @instablog9ja Same here

@instablog9ja This is so sad. Brake failures from this trailer can cause very damaging effects. This is why I'm scared of living in a house that is close to the highway.

Tragedy as a Trailer collided into a house in Ekiti state, k+lling a 300- level student who was asleep in his room

@seyikanbai @it_Rutie How Agege and orile iganmu take relate Abi you wan talk orile agege

@it_Rutie no talk this thing for where agege orile iganmu boys dey o

“Wizkid is a really nice person. He invited me to his studio twice to work on a song together. As I was about leaving, he then asked me if I had any song I wanted him to jump on — and the rest is history.” — CDQ to Carter Efe about his chemistry with Wizkid

@Onaka_o @Viizkiz Na kpo and alignment he dey always come for Na olokodana boy for ebute metta

@Viizkiz Kelvin na Surulere man, think he stays off Ogunsanya

December 2024 I shot a film with kelvin at surulere. Some niggas came in to disrupt the shoot and he stood up to them. They went on to call their ‘number 1’ and when he saw Kevin, his response was “my bro, no vex jare. We go talk on phone” Burst my brain!!!

@becky_ene73468 @silvoxbtc @kenkenlewu That shows you’d didn’t read the write up finish

@silvoxbtc @kenkenlewu I called her a f**lish mother the moment i read that line

I sent my son to Boarding School for 3 years, only for me to go to his school today, and they said he has dí£d 2 years ago, and no longer a student of the School!! It’s still a sh0ck to me! Because my son Obadiah usually comes back home even during holidays, very active and strong, no sign of s!ckn£ss or b@d heaIth. I even asked those teachers that, if truly he was d£ad, why didn’t they tell me? Which school doesn’t tell the Parents or Guardian of their child that’s dec£ased? I left that SchooI with a mixture of f£ar, doubt, and ànger. As I got outside, I called my son Obadiah. He picked, and I felt relieved. But as I mentioned the part that his school acc¥sed him of being d£àd, he cut the call. I tried calling him bàck, but he didn’t answer. When I got home, I rushed to my room to message him. I wanted to send him a photo of the document the Principal showed me. But his profile picture disappeared. I sent a message, but it only showed one tick. He had bl0cked me on all messaging platforms. “What’s happening? Díd I off£nd him? Why would he bl0ck me, his mother?” I cri£d, thr0wing my phone on the bed. Obed, his younger brother, was sitting on the floor crying. He had heard everything. “Mummy, is Brother Obadiah truly d£ad?” Obed asked, his v0ice shaking. “If he is d£ad, who was the person that was sleeping in our room last December? We played games together. We ate from the same plate!” “I don't know, Obed! I don't know!” I shouted, pacing up and down. “But he just bl0cked my number. Why would he do that if he is alive and well?” “Mummy, maybe the school is h!ding something,” Obed said, wiping his t£ars. “Go back there. Tell them to show you where he is.” I couldn't stay in the house. The air felt h£avy, like someone was watching me from the corners of the room. I drove back to that school with full speed. I matched into the Principal’s office again. “Fine!” I scr£amed as I entered. “If you say my son is d£ad, show me his gr@ve! Can you show me where my son was b¥ried? At least let me see it so I can believe you!” The Principal looked at me with pity. She picked up her intercom and called the teacher who was in charge of Obadiah’s class back then. “Mr. Benson, please come to my office now,” she said. A few minutes later, a thin man with glasses walked in. He looked very n£rvous when he saw me. “Mr. Benson, this is Obadiah’s mother,” the Principal said. “She wants to see the body or the gr@ve. Tell her what happened.” Mr. Benson cleared his throat. He couldn't look me in the eye. “Madam, please. It is a very s@d story. Concerning late Obadiah... he didn't di£ here in the school. It was during the mid-term break two years ago. They sent us reports that the car he entered had a t£rrible accid£nt on the way.” “Madam, please listen,” Mr. Benson continued. “The acc!dent was very b@d. The car f£ll into a deep river. Up till now, the divers haven't seen or heard from the vehicle. No bodies were recovered. That’s why we’re really sc@red to inform you! we didn't know how to tell you that your son just... vanished.” I stood there trying to compile all the r¥bbish and sh0cking things I have been hearing. “Wait,” I said, my voice trembling. “You say he di£d in an acc!d£nt in a river. You say there is no body. But I am telling you that Obadiah comes home every holiday! He brought his result to me! Look at this!” I pulled out the result sheet Obadiah gave me last term from my bag and sl@mmed it on the desk. The Principal picked up the result and fr0wned. “Madam... this is not our school’s result sheet. The logo is slightly different. And this signature... this teacher hasn't worked here in five years.” My son di£d but they can’t find his d£ad body? He even BI0cked me when I tried to tell him the issue on ground. Can the school be telling li£s? Or has a spirit been living in my house for two years, eating my food and pretending to be my son?…” - Mother cries out

@adeomoobabirin @steezy10_ Adenike aya Ayo please explain to us like a kid

@steezy10_ Is it English that is your problem or you just want to put this guy into unnecessary dragging?

You said you’ve disbursed 54 laptops as of 2nd of March yet you’re telling Davido today you’ll disburse 10 laptops next week to make it 54 again are you seeing yourself? Keep ruining your image because of mere 20M naira

@William19Prisca @yabaleftonline Nobody on this planet EARTH mumu reach you

@yabaleftonline The man looks like a s!mp or a 1 minute man, that’s why Bambam doesn’t really rate him. A real woman who’s being satisfied by her man won’t crave such role, she’s using acting to tap current she lacks. Btw she go still break up cause the man is weak and doesn’t have a say. 🤦‍♀️

"Lol" - BBNaija star Teddy A seemingly reacts to the controversy surrounding his marriage to BamBam.

@abiodunSho74728 @KLASSIQTUNEZ That’s how it supposed to be…

@KLASSIQTUNEZ During my early career days, my white boss would say, staying beyond 5pm means you want to steal company property. He said to us go home early, spend time with family, sleep & rest well. Get back to office next day feeling good, fresh & productive. I kept to it till today.

HR warned a Gen Z employee that leaving exactly at 5pm every day shows “lack of dedication.” The next day the guy stayed until 6pm. At 6:01 he walked into HR’s office and asked where to submit the overtime form. HR told him it wasn’t paid overtime. The Gen Z guy went back to leaving at 5pm

@fmanimashaun @Teeniiola I wish you can say this to my face.. You no go ever get teeth again

@Teeniiola Funny enough, if the man knows his rights, he could sue the husband and the police for assault because his rights were clearly violated. If the husband has an issue with him sleeping with his wife, that’s a civil matter for the courts, not the police.

A man st0rmed his house with armed Nigerian police officers and had a man arrested after catching him red handed having an affa!r with his wife. The man revealed that the suspect had been secretly sneaking into his house whenever he was away. Despite having a baby with his wife, she allegedly continued the affa!r for years. When the husband arrived with the police, the man was arr£sted, while the husband stated that the suspect would be taught a lesson for repeatedly coming into his home to do such thing

@Babatunde1718 @instablog9ja You slow gan ooo

@instablog9ja But why? is there lack of waters in Germany

“I only bathe thrice a week” —Nigerian woman living in Germany scolds guest for excessive showers.

@AndrewMadu97081 @LowkeyEnergy_ Her guy played a very vital role… Looking at the fight self she go too wound both of them together.. she got the energy

@LowkeyEnergy_ First time, in a very long time, I have seen a fight this satisfying. She beat them hands off. Kudos to her BF for defending her.

Learn to leave ppl alone 😂🤦🏿‍♀️

@Evan__NA @Abayo_Remilekun @omoelerinjare @seyimakinde I like the fact you just said “Might”

@AyomideOAS @Abayo_Remilekun @omoelerinjare @seyimakinde Politics what ? They were sent to beat him up by pdp party might not be from him but definitely it’s from a pdp member

Imagine using your political thugs against those that are against you,all because you didn’t share the same ideology. The face of one of the attackers was captured in case the police were ready to act.

@Abayo_Remilekun @omoelerinjare @seyimakinde Na why school no be scam.. Na Seyi send them na… Una no sabi all this politicians doings…

@omoelerinjare @seyimakinde am highly disappointed in you what is this chai na wa ooo u fcked up big time

@ourdaddysdaddy @U3uuu @Cleverlydey4u Eni to shiere… Nothing concern am ooo

@U3uuu @Cleverlydey4u Na that “each to his own though” gan-gan you suppose use mind your business. Online advisers

Asake family members wan use prayer finish Mr Money 😂❤️ Make una observe Poco Lee for there 😂

@Meekeasy @RidwanuLlah Emi sese ra aso tun tun ni o, lati bi Odun mefa ti mo ti ra aso gbeyin

@RidwanuLlah Emi sese bimo ni o 😂😂😂 Abeg let my pikin know me

E ko gbogbo wa lọ Iran bawo? 😂😂😂

@hiswalkerfresh @Olamide0fficial She’s not meant to cancel it.. Na the guy get right to cancel am

@Olamide0fficial This one wan chop extra money. I no even like the card trip sef

Korean comedy content creator, Silly got into an argument with an Uber driver. She cancelled the trip after the driver dropped her at her destination. See how the driver keeps holding on to her, asking who is going to pay him 🥴

@Salih9t6 @deeraah_ That mean say you no sabi the word accidental in this scenario

@deeraah_ He passed test and you call it accidental. I'm tired

Bro accidentally passed the test 🤣💔

@real_olamide1 @Ayanfe_Baddo That means say you no watch the full video

Why would someone has so much hate in their mind 💔