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the hatred for Keir Starmer leaving my body when “prime minister Wes Streeting” became an option

Nicki Minaj and Azealia Banks back Kemi Badenoch for PM Read more 🔗 trib.al/sG2opSe

The only thing that’ll be here in the next two years will be your braids Kemi 🫠

read this and immediately got out of bed

Neurodivergents who are unmasked and no long trying to fit in, are extremely difficult to manipulate.

You know who else was childfree? That’s right. Jesus Christ

@theashrb START THE LETTUCE TIMER!

What we reckon folks? Keir Starmer out by Friday?

another mother's day where my cats didn't get me SHIT

i saw a girl on tiktok say she views being mean to men as a way of honoring her ancestors for all of the times they had to quietly deal with male fuckery and you know what. yea, yea i like that

SG’s biggest cultural exports: - “how dare you call me a prostitute” - “the woman was too stunned to speak” - Michael Jackson Channel 5 clip - that Anthony Bourdain clip

Will Smith eating pasta is now the official benchmark for AI progress. This is actually insane.

Bronwyn Newport bird

Along the way somebody was gracious enough to take a chance on you because you had the right attitude even if you didn't have the skills to match. It's only right you extend the same grace to someone else.

Especially when your creativity really starts flowing at 11pm lol

You reduce crime by eliminating poverty. You reduce crime with universal healthcare, public housing, livable wages, and free college. You reduce violence by creating happy, healthy communities that aren’t constantly fighting over basic needs and material resources.

Western countries are panicking about hantavirus spread by rats and mice, meanwhile Turkey has an army of street cats patrolling every neighborhood.

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

Arab diasporas making their whole personality about being Arab while not being able to read a sentence in Arabic will never stop being hilarious

hyperboles and satire be whooping their ass