Aztec86

@HollyBriden Nuh unh!! That's totally AI!! 🤣🤣

Astronaut Katy Perry, at the Met Gala, is still wearing a special mask to help her adjust to the earth’s atmosphere.

@JayT3532 @benahirsch @CollinRugg Thank you. I'm thinking, "So, that's your takeaway?!?"

@benahirsch @CollinRugg That aint got shit to do with dude getting hit by a airplane

JUST IN: Baltimore bakery truck struck by a United Airlines plane coming in for a landing at Newark Liberty International Airport in New Jersey. According to local reports, the plane was a United Airlines Boeing 767-400. Senior vice president of Transportation & Logistics at H&S Bakery, Chuck Paterakis, says the driver was headed from Baltimore to New Jersey when he was hit. The driver suffered minor injuries, according to Fox Baltimore. "Our maintenance team is evaluating damage to the aircraft and we will investigate how this occurred," a United spokesperson said.

@CougarTrainee @CollinRugg DEI.

@CollinRugg Now how will Sean Duffy spin this?

@lobitofedoz @amanonhisown Yeah, not long after he retired...

@amanonhisown He had a great accent, and personality, too bad he passed.

How many Californians know who this man is? 🤨

@amanonhisown Huell Howser!!

@mr_seans 🙏

My wife is in the hospital. Her blood counts bottomed out. She could barely stand. They’re gonna keep her overnight and give her blood. Please pray for her. I feel so bad she is going through this. God bless and thank you in advance.

@EricLDaugh BOOM!!!

🚨 REP. WESLEY HUNT (R-TX) just gave the PERFECT response: Q: There won't be any black Republicans left in the House? HUNT: "It's not relevant." "I'm not here because I'm black." "I am here because I am a qualified representative for Congressional District 38." "The American people choose who they want to choose." "I don't want to get into this game of RACE BAIT all day, every day." "If there's 4? If there's 10? If there's NONE." "I represent a white majority district that President Trump would have won by over 20 points, and I won by over 25 points." "I'm being judged not by the color of my skin, but the content of my character." 🇺🇸🇺🇸 📽️ @PabloReports @WesleyHuntTX

@el_ytra @nicksortor @AzSignMan99 Yes.

@nicksortor @AzSignMan99 you're more concerned someone would shoot a bulletproof helicopter and not the president inhibiting our basic freedom to protest while damaging people's hearing and possibly hurting civilians?

🚨 LMFAO! President Trump just brutally MOGGED the anti-ICE May Day protestors in DC by BUZZING THEM in Marine One The pass was so low that it totally drowned out their microphones. Which resulted in them SCREAMING and flipping off the sky 🤣 What a LEGEND 🇺🇸

@Darth_Martys Who doesn't love a little well-deserved Schadenfreude with their Friday coffee (or cocktail)?!

Guys, what’s going on here 😅 This one post just outperformed everything I’ve done in the last two weeks. Not complaining at all… just trying to figure out what magic I accidentally tapped into 👀

Looks like karma sent a polite reminder: if it doesn’t belong to you, maybe don’t test the borrowing policy.

@Darth_Martys Well that just put a genuine big smile on my face!! Friday funny!!

@firstHat @TipToe51 @KeithMalinak @AARP That's a fair point!! I *will* say that one of the re-roof quotes we got includes a senior discount...and he didn't even ask! 😬 (Though when spending that kind of money, we didn't disabuse his assessment of our status!) 🤣🤣

@Aztec86233979 @TipToe51 @KeithMalinak @AARP No... the prepaid burial plans are the worst

I'm not taking the arrival of this piece of mail very well, @AARP.

@TipToe51 @KeithMalinak @firstHat @AARP Or "silver" dating services!

@KeithMalinak @firstHat @AARP are you just turning 50? wait til Medicare starts sending you mail. 😂

@Picklecreekdam @PNWConservative Would you rather be screwed or unscrewed?

@PNWConservative I found these in a construction site across the street from a high school in Seattle, also.

I found this on the sidewalk about 3 miles from a school. This is what it’s like living in cities like Seattle that don’t have adequate gun free zones.

@Scott_E_Campbel @AlexBeyman @CollinRugg LOL!!

@AlexBeyman @CollinRugg A goofus and gallant reference on the internet today? I did NOT see this coming. Well played sir. 🫡

NEW: Mother who lost her son and husband in the Titan submarine disaster, says their remains were returned as "slush" in tiny shoeboxes. Christine Dawood told the Guardian that there was a large pile of mixed slush that they couldn't separate. She said it took nine months for her to receive her husband's & son's remains. "We didn’t get the bodies for nine months. Well, when I say bodies, I mean the slush that was left. They came in two small boxes, like shoeboxes," she told the Guardian. The "slush" was what was able to be recovered from the sea floor through DNA testing. "They have a big pile they can’t separate, all mixed DNA, and they asked if I wanted some of that, too. But I said no, just what you know is Suleman and Shahzada."

@GOPwarner @MattMorseTV OMG...that is the WORST!!

@MattMorseTV Forgot to bring my headphone to work today. It’s going to be a long day without Morse Code

Man, it's a good day.

@RobFinnertyUSA Does that woman ever smile? It's like she doesn't even try. She looks miserable all day, every day.

In case you needed a laugh...

@KeithMalinak Somewhere in the USSR...

If you didn't know I was in Dallas, what city would you think this is?

@PrettyPettyPls @VersFoLife @AmericanEthical Yep! She's pregnant & may have just chosen to stay home. Last night I prayed it might unify us. All the media there, captive audience. WHCA Prez Weijia Jiang spoke from the heart, still shaken. They all cheered for him in her speech. Then I checked FB & X Wow people are nasty.

@VersFoLife @AmericanEthical She’s pregnant, maybe she wanted to stay at home? Idk

Connection to Vance’s wife

@CeruleanBlwave @cwebbonline @IMontoyaInsists

@cwebbonline @IMontoyaInsists The White House doesn’t even host the Correspondants Dinner, this is all so fake it’s sad. Poll numbers lowest in modern history, war is a mess, economy screwed, worsening dementia and health problems, Epstein proof everywhere….No administration EVER has this much chaos.😰🤯🤦🏻‍♀️

Bravo to this dude for pulling this together in just a couple of hours. Interesting stuff.

@MakeupFaded @Rightanglenews O...kaaay? I don't know much about the Navy Sec, but if he was born in Vietnam, he can't be President even if you write him in. He clearly loves America, unlike other certain high-placed "refugees". Plus both JD & Usha Vance are native-born Americans. What a weird racist comment!

@Rightanglenews I'd vote for him for POTUS over JD Vance because he assimilated to American culture. With some Hollywood makeup - you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between him & John Wayne. JD = Indian culture wedding. A worrisome optic. I want full-blooded Americans running USA.

US Navy Secretary Hung Cao: “They call me a white supremacist, but I have one request for them when they give me my hood, make sure it’s got the little slits and not the circles so I can see better.”