Simon S McCoy

@adilray You really are awful Adil

@Lnydp The greatest show on earth has an active trade mark on it’s use. Be careful with this copy.

Free, free, free London’s New Year’s Day Parade. Just turn up on 1st January and come to the greatest show on Earth. Family Friendly fun for all! 12pm - 3:30pm #free #visitlondon #visitbritain #megaflatables #ticketmaster #london #LNYDP #londonlife #unitedkingdom

@AvonandsomerRob Zero

How many MPs do you think Reform will realistically win at the 2024 GE?

@FreddyQuinne Yes you’re right. This looks very diverse and inclusive

@bbceurovision @bbcthree @BBCiPlayer @scott_mills @Rylan Have you got the gear

Oh hey @bbcthree – long time no see👋 #Eurovision | @bbciplayer @scott_mills | @rylan 🌟 bbc.co.uk/blogs/eurovisi… #100DaystoEurovision

@element4our @GBNEWS They do care about it Steve. People have died and people got fined because funerals were illegal.

@GBNEWS Fucking hell how much longer can you media FOOLS keep this story going. Do you lot not realise public don't care about it

'Conservatives are going to have to decide whether what went on in Downing Street is the fault of civil servants or indeed goes right to the top.' GB News' Darren McCaffrey on if Boris Johnson 'created a culture' where parties could occur. 📺: Freeview 236, Sky 515, Virgin 626

@bairdyblues @Puggster He’s 12. He didn’t put on weight over night. Lets assume he started putting on weight 3 years ago. Are you saying a 9yo has ANY autonomy over what they eat. Ofc they dont. It’s child abuse. Nothing more. Nothing less. And those poor eating habits could affect the rest of his life

@bairdyblues @Puggster It does if you’re talking about heart disease or diabetes Bairdy. He needs to feed his son better.

@Sathnam This wasn’t an error sathnam. It was entirely on purpose.

@davidcornock Exception that proves the rule 😘

@BBCSimonMcCoy Harsh…I wasn’t middle-aged then 😉

Downing Street work events not what they used to be. “Put Up or Shut Up” - June 21, 1995

@AvaSantina Yo Ava, stop taking shots at molly mae. It’s making everyone feel uncomfortable

Molly Mae explaining to Sue Gray that she could get this report out a bit quicker if she utilised all 24 hours of the day

@stephens_ben Why does it always shock me how dumb most people are

Don't make me tap the sign...

@tellymix @simonjonespr Strictly Come Knock-off

TONIGHT: All Star Dance Off comes to ITV2 tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv/599…

@InhalingMy @tom_usher_ @VICEUK @HKesvani @MrMotivator Is your nan Nicki Minaj’s cousin?

After enlisting the help of Instagram sensation Yoga with Olive and 90s icon @MrMotivator, @tom_usher_ set out on a mission to learn the splits in 30 days.

@simonbinns They aren’t free. They’re paid for by the taxpayer. And the tax payer shouldn’t be paying for you to go on holiday. But they should have to pay for everyone to stay safe. It’s not hard Simon.

I had two PCR tests sent to my house for free the other week. For the kids. So why are the tests £60 a pop now for when we want to come back from France in January, aka the trip that probably isn’t happening now? Ah yes, of course. Pandemic profiteering is strong bad vibes.

@pandocruises @AlistairBarrie This is mental from you P&O

@AlistairBarrie Due to the close nature of care required for this age group and the fact that children are not vaccinated at this time, to protect the health of all our Guests we will not be running the Nursery or the Night Nursery. Suitable toys are available to hire onboard.

@rachaelvenables @johnmcdonnellMP This is literally why he was unelectable for high office.

Breaking: Labour MP @johnmcdonnellMP offers his support for Insulate Britain’s right to ‘Direct Action.’ He hopes they don’t get jail time. “If there hadn’t been protests we wouldn’t be taking climate change seriously.”

“I’m crapping myself this morning, and I feel like crying.” Oliver is one of nine Insulate Britain activists at the High Court this morning for breaching injunctions by blocking motorways. He tells me he’s expecting a custodial sentence. @LBC

@CapitalOfficial @romankemp Looks more like he’s practicing to be Stevie Wonder

just @romankemp practicing for the metaverse...😬

@LBC @rachaelvenables What a class A c**t

Eco protester tells LBC he is "crapping himself" at the thought of going to jail for causing travel chaos on the M25 @rachaelvenables Read more: l-bc.co/3cm55hy