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Bill Carl Johnson
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Bill Carl Johnson
@BC_Johnson
Husband, Dad, Son, Brother. Kindness doesn’t cost a thing. @OhioUSportsAD @UF #TheBCJGroup
Katılım Nisan 2009
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The seasons change and I stay the same. Just a man with a cock the size of a beer can and a heart bigger than Texas.
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@ClueHeywood Tomorrow you now have the privilege of standing around in some bar’s parking lot drinking bud light draft with green dye.
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My eight-day trial set to start tomorrow settled today. I wish I could say I’m going to do something constructive with my newfound free time, but who am I kidding, I know it’s just a license to be a degenerate
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Aides to all four other living US presidents tell CNN’s @Sam_Waldenberg and @jeffzeleny that they haven’t spoken to Trump about Iran. Trump claimed today that a former president endorsed the war by telling him “I wish I did what you did.” cnn.com/world/live-new…
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The Gainesville to Tampa flight is notorious for people in pajamas
Scott Hughes@ScottHughesCBB
The NCAA has sent a memo to teams playing first round games in Tampa, reminding them to not wear pajamas at Tampa International Airport. Akron, Texas Tech, Hofstra, Alabama, Iowa, Clemson, Florida, Lehigh, and PVAMU are the schools affected by the airport's ban on leisurewear.
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@cornbreadcowboi And they say romance is dead. Solid opening
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Sorry guys I hardly ever check my messages on this app
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What’s leftover bacon?
Nick Ford@Ford_Nick
Serious question: what do you do with leftover bacon?
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@TayVictoria8 I’m with you. My niece told me she’s going to a show tonight. Thought it was Reggae Riseup. LOL. Totally wrong
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I live one mile from Raymond James Stadium and I didn’t even know there was a concert tonight
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Sales team is going to be hyped
Dallas Texas TV@DallasTexasTV
Texas Rangers launch new Ballpark Pass where fans can attend every home game
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@brimetimenole Atlanta roads have been consistently under construction since Sherman’s march to the sea
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@cornbreadcowboi Big city with a small town/neighborhood feel. Awesome place
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I’m not a big city guy but I’ve always wanted to visit Chicago
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@TBob53 If I got to MSY and saw this, I’d just rent a car and drive back to Arizona
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Is this the final circle of hell?
Daily Loud@DailyLoud
INSANE: TSA line goes all way into the parking garage at the New Orleans International Airport due to TSA staffing shortages.
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@geoffschwartz Until today I didn’t know #OLCoachTwitter existed
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Telling my brother that he needs to post his own drills as a qualification for discussing OL coaching is very funny and completely unserious.
Gunnar Boykin - UCA@CoachGBoykin
@MitchSchwartz71 @CoachTatum90 Then post some of your own drills that are better and your players executing the movements you’ve trained in games. If you want to improve the game, that’s the way to do it otherwise, you’re just standing in the shadows throwing shots at the people actually doing the work.
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Got bored and stupid and posted a reply to a Nextdoor political post, now every dog in my neighborhood is shitting on my lawn
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In 1983 when George jones married Nancy they had Burger King as thier wedding night supper but these raggedy women these days would complain cause you didn’t take them to some fancy place they saw on Instagram where a appetizer is 26 dollars
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@ClueHeywood @atrupar Clue you said that with tears in your eyes..didn’t you?
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Trump used a coating of makeup today to cover up the rash (or whatever it is) that was so apparent yesterday behind his ear
(Win McNamee/Getty)
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This Aaron Judge guy is gonna be good one day. You heard it here first!
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I’m 39 and I can drink 18 budweisers every night and still show up to my job at Lowes every morning
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