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Frederik 🇿🇦
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Frederik 🇿🇦
@fredemonium
Twitter's favourite Afrikaner™. Split a piece of wood and Fred is there; lift up a stone and you will find Fred. Norwood 6. No DMs!
South Africa Katılım Ağustos 2024
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@fredemonium No! No excuses! There’s no time like the present. I for one enjoy the 2000s era laptop camera quality of your nudes.
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Twitter has a devastating effect on my sleeping patterns; I hope people recognise the sacrifice.
Frederik 🇿🇦@fredemonium
Painful as it is, I try to nurture my relationships with my followers; I offer the kind of intimate connection that bigger, more intelligent or worthwhile accounts simply cannot provide.
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Plato stated that a woman with visible abdominal muscles was more likely to cannibalize her lover.
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@Raelthy Never turn your back on a woman. Also never face her. Only approach from rear
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My defined upper rectus & inguinal lines are so men can tell I'm an evil cannibal witch to be avoided. Most can't get past the temptation of my Venus dimples however and end up as prey. There used to be cautionary tales but they've been mostly lost to history, except Plato.
HandsomeH.@Yamnayanage
Plato stated that a woman with visible abdominal muscles was more likely to cannibalize her lover.
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You should experiment with more of the Adam & Eve fig leaf style of nude where it’s a full frontal but your junk is tastefully covered up by something or you’re arranged in such a way it’s not clearly visible. Lots of potential there. Or more full body rear nudes but from new angles. Happy to assist in the DMs if you need more instruction.
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so much hate went into this, I love it
DaVinci@BiancoDavinci
This marble bust of Cardinal Scipione Borghese made in 1631. Look at the irregularly unbuttoned holes along his costume and imagine his skill.
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Have you tried meeting women by distracting them while they're pole vaulting and whatnot?
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Re The Odyssey:
- Nolan is overrated
- The translation used as basis is mediocre
- Costumes and set design look uninspired
- Some of the casting choices are questionable (Damon???), others trite provocations
- It is always right to cast Zendaya
- It will make a billion dollars
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@flapprdotnet Dude makes so many women wet they named the gland after him
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The thing is, athletic bodies look tantalising no matter what their owners wear. Unless it's those terrible nineties tracksuits.
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This has been quite the era for our queen.
archivedaya ⭑@archivedaya
zendaya at ‘the odyssey’ premiere in nyc, captured by theellieforte
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"RETVRN" he typed by means of the neural implant that linked his spine to the slophive.
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“This is our purpose: to make as meaningful as possible this life that has been bestowed upon us . . . to live in such a way that we may be proud of ourselves, to act in such a way that some part of us lives on.”
Oswald Spengler
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Painful as it is, I try to nurture my relationships with my followers; I offer the kind of intimate connection that bigger, more intelligent or worthwhile accounts simply cannot provide.
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I’ve never had a roster
Even in my manwhore days I only casually slept with one person at a time
Idk something always felt off to me about fucking multiple people at a time
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Become a professional fisherman, you'll retire before you drop your line in.
Arthur MacWaters@ArthurMacwaters
They don't want you to know this but you can literally > go to church > sit next to a beautiful girl > say hello > ask her to dinner > tell her you love her after 3 weeks > ask her to marry you after 11 months And this beautiful creature will literally live with you in your house and sleep in your bed Absolutely insane life hack. Total glitch in the matrix, surprised they haven't patched this exploit
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They don't want you to know this but you can literally
> go to church
> sit next to a beautiful girl
> say hello
> ask her to dinner
> tell her you love her after 3 weeks
> ask her to marry you after 11 months
And this beautiful creature will literally live with you in your house and sleep in your bed
Absolutely insane life hack.
Total glitch in the matrix, surprised they haven't patched this exploit
Arthur MacWaters@ArthurMacwaters
Having a wife is literally the best thing ever man Life really is just richer
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