Frederik 🇿🇦

Please read my pinned tweet. 🙏🏼

@Nessakins_ Congratulations!

We are so back

You think you're confident? I walk around naked in a gym locker room filled with Zulus.

@JoshPhillipsPhD You have to pay to get the premium exposes.

“No. Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.” Seriously, just expose people or shut about it already.

@RichardHanania This is a very persuasive post.

The fertility crisis has been nagging at me. I don’t believe any of the standard explanations work. Why is it so bad, and why is it happening everywhere? Phones? Sure, that seems to explain the last fifteen years. But the deeper question is why the iPhone has been such a successful invention, and why this keeps happening again and again: new technologies and economic developments always push in the same direction. We could have used economic growth to have more kids and do more socializing. Yet, for the most part, we have done the exact opposite over the last three quarters of a century. I believe the answer must be rooted in human nature. Imagine that humans have an optimal amount of solitude. Being alone allows you to hide food, rest, or think through your problems. Through most of our evolutionary history, we did not have many opportunities to be alone. So we evolved to try to be alone when possible. It is like obesity. We developed a simple heuristic to gorge on calorie-dense food because coming across such food was rare. It is unsatisfying to say that candy and potato chips cause obesity. These are proximate causes. The ultimate cause is the market giving us what we want. It is the same with iPhones, streaming, and other technologies that make solitude fun or easier. Unfortunately, this means that, as growth and technological development continue, solving this problem will become more and more difficult. Eventually, the only thing that worked for obesity on a scale large enough to change the results was drugs. Perhaps we need a GLP-1 for socialization? Until that comes, we should probably be judging new intellectual movements, technologies, and economic trends by whether they bring people physically together or move them apart. There's no easy solution here, and you may always be fighting human nature until cultural and genetic evolution have had time to shift it in another direction.

I had a psychological breakthrough: I figured out that I crave attention because I don't get enough attention.

Same. No more smut.

@OneFineJay I am happy that you are happy.

Not beach related at all but after only four days in Florida my seasonal pollen allergies are gone. My scalp folliculitis is gone. As a dear friend has told me privately, no one has needed to move as much as I did and it’s paying off in more ways than I imagined

If she moves her thighs really fast on the abductor machine while maintaining eye contact, she's probably flirting.

@CallMeK1123 Tongue in ass tweets are the tongue in cheek jokes of 2026.

@fredemonium was inspired by a tongue in ass tweet😭

put a finger in his ass to make the relationship last.

@mouse_math "My Twitter"

name a comedy based on one normal person surrounded by insane jerks.

@ForestMommy @LearnToToad Yikes! I'm sorry, sounds like a nasty experience!

@LearnToToad I hate that I even tried with that crazy stupid psycho. This is worse than being in a pic with Epstein 😭crazy that her and her con artist husband run an LP county affiliate. Her husband BEGGED me to get people to show up lol. Omg what a waste of my time 2024 was

Just realized this soyjak is just Caryn Ann Harlos

@smittie61984 This is why I returned.

There’s not enough partial nudity on the internet. There, I said it. GM

@damintoell @marklevinshow Stop walking into the coffin, Tommy!

@marklevinshow Bro

Heartbreaking

@DestryBrod Thank you.

@fredemonium Did you know that the wombat is the only marsupial species with square feces? More like the only marpoopial species with square feces.

I'm trying to think of a joke for which the punchline is, 'Marsupial? More like marpoopial!'

@pudgenet @jakozloski Because I told him.

@jakozloski How could you possibly know that?

The more physically attractive an older man is, the younger the woman he wants.

@TheCinesthetic Mulholland Drive.

What is a movie you will defend forever, even if most people do not get it?

@CynicNobody Is this what I returned to Twitter for?!

Yes