Brian Fraser

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Brian Fraser

@BFras914

Father, procrastinator, thoughtless leader. I come here for the jokes and stay to watch the world burn.

Katılım Nisan 2013

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Brian Fraser@BFras914·24 Nis

@clharrington024 This happened with my son around the same age. Seeing that look in his eyes and hearing, "Dumbledore died" when I asked what was wrong was so heartbreaking/heartwarming at the same time.

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Christine@clharrington024·24 Nis

My 6th grade daughter is reading Harry Potter, she finished the 6th book very late the other night so I was already asleep. I awoke to a post it on the kitchen counter: “Mom, Dumbledore died! I’m so sad. Love, Charlotte” This small note made my heart explode. Reading great books is magical and moving and heartbreaking. Thanks @jk_rowling for writing this world for kids to love and live in. Parents, too many kids today haven’t read all the Harry Potter books. Start reading this series with them. I promise it will be one of your most cherished memories.

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Rob Silver@RobSilver·23 Nis

For people from the US seeing this - yes, Toronto has a semi-pro baseball team called the Maple Leafs that is the same name as the city’s semi-pro hockey team.

Toronto Star@TorontoStar

Maple Leafs sign Yasiel Puig, hope former Dodgers all-star can bring CBL championship to Toronto trib.al/BKexWdF

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Mike Morrison 🦬@MikeKMorrison·25 Mar

All 30 teams should play on Opening Day. The first games should start at noon on a Friday. MLB's favorites shouldn't start a day ahead by themselves.

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Jarvis@jarvis_best·16 Mar

Everyone has gone crazy.

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Brian Fraser@BFras914·9 Mar

@RealSaltySlim This looks like the work of Martyr McFly.

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Brian Fraser@BFras914·12 Ara

@dustyslay It’s a useful hack, Dusty! It says so right there!

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Dusty Slay@dustyslay·11 Ara

This is quite possibly the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen

Learn Something@cooltechtipz

Useful screwdriver upgrade hack

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Brian Fraser@BFras914·7 Kas

@redsteeze Aimee Lee Wood posted a vomit emoji, dude. This is serious.

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Stephen L. Miller@redsteeze·7 Kas

Oh no not famed photographer Misan Harriman.

John Rocha@TheRochaSays

This was such a disingenuous response from Sydney Sweeney that famed photographer Misan Harriman had to call her ass out about it on IG. Actress Aimee Lee Wood even posted a vomit emoji in response to Sydney's words on Harriman's IG supporting his points. Sweeney knew EXACTLY what she was doing with her "jean ad". She approved the content of the ad and when she was made aware of the backlash, she chose to stay silent. She took a page out of the Trump MAGA playbook. Let people rage about it and use their reactions to play victim about it. She even tried to take some feminist manifesto stand over it. Hilarious. Again, Aimee Lee Wood's vomit emoji was the perfect response to this foolishness. 😂

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Brian Fraser@BFras914·7 Kas

@BarstoolNate Hear me out… football is just once a week. On Sundays.

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Eric Nathan@BarstoolNate·7 Kas

Is it possible they can schedule TNF for only teams coming out of their bye weeks? Not a logistics guy but feel like there’s enough evidence that shows TNF games absolutely suck

Marty Mush@martymush

This game has me close to hating football

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Brian Fraser@BFras914·7 Kas

@NefflynBe Three of them! I was lucky enough to know one into my 30s. Can’t recommend it enough.

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Brian Fraser@BFras914·7 Kas

@NormSNLJokes It’s so simple, and in hindsight it seems like anyone could have come up with it. But I’ll go to my grave thinking this is one of the best jokes ever written.

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