Brian Janosch

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Brian Janosch

@BJanosch

Writer & experience designer available for hire, contract work, or birthday parties. I was once an IDEOer, Onionite, Googler, Adult Swimmer, & Wit Cultivator.

California Katılım Ekim 2010

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Brian Janosch@BJanosch·4 Haz

It’s illegal for Uber & Lyft to pickup at SFO’s arrivals level, so they pickup at departures. This has made congestion so bad, there’s now a sign encouraging drop-offs to go to arrivals. So now departures go to arrivals & arrivals go to departures because tech fixes everything.

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Acyn@Acyn·6 Şub

Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.

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Justis Mosqueda@JuMosq·11 Oca

1) 2014 NFCCG 2) Losing to Chicago 3) 2021 SF 4) Losing to Eli immediately after going 21-1 5) Favre losing to Eli in OT 6-7) Both OT Arizona losses 8-9) Both Kapernick losses 10) 2020 NFCCG 11) 2019 NFCCG 12) 2023 to San Francsico 13) 2024 to Philadelphia 14) 2016 NFCCG

Justis Mosqueda@JuMosq

Hardly even registering 1) 2014 NFCCG 2) 2021 SF 3) Losing to Eli immediately after going 21-1 4) Favre losing to Eli in OT 5-6) Both OT Arizona losses 7-8) Both Kapernick losses 9) 2020 NFCCG 10) 2019 NFCCG 11) 2023 to San Francsico 12) today 13) 2016 NFCCG

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Johnny 2 Cellos@Johnny2Cellos·5 Kas

Literally every AI showcase is blatantly ripping off something better

Angry Tom@AngryTomtweets

AI is the future of gaming, building infinite worlds as you play.

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Darren Naish@TetZoo·7 Eki

The Internet, RIP. Well done guys.

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sarah@sarahradz_·2 Eki

This would cure me

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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais·1 Eki

Major League Baseball is heartbroken to hear of the passing of Pete Rose. Use code “PETEROSE” to get $1,000 first bet insurance for the 2024 MLB Postseason with BetMGM, proudly serving as an official gambling partner of Major League Baseball.

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ally@missmayn·27 Eyl

i don't understand this economy when nursing homes are so expensive they bankrupt our grandparents but nursing home aides need to use food banks. daycare is so expensive it eats up one parent's entire paycheck and yet daycare providers only make $10/hr and need second jobs.

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Moira Donegan@MoiraDonegan·26 Eyl

You can’t even take bribes from a foreign government anymore. Because of woke.

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Seyward Darby@seywarddarby·23 Eyl

This paragraph (entirely a quote) in @RyuSpaeth's profile of Ta-Nehisi Coates, my god. nymag.com/intelligencer/…

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Abhinav Kukreja@kukreja_abhinav·20 Eyl

Marc Benioff@Benioff

“At Dreamforce, the exploration of the possibilities of AI is incredible. At the same time, it's important that we understand that policies never move at the same speed as technology. So having a grasp over what is happening and how the negative aspects of AI don't proliferate in a big way, to minimize collateral damage is most important. I hope the companies and governments across the world wake up to this and ensure the best of AI possibilities will reach the people, as this is a phenomenal enabler for humanity like never before. -Sg”

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Tim Urban@waitbutwhy·19 Eyl

Graphic designers now just open a blank document, make the font size 80, type the company name, and that’s the logo.

Trung Phan@TrungTPhan

PayPal’s bland logo redesign was inevitable

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Patton Oswalt@pattonoswalt·18 Eyl

There’s an interactive exhibit on the third floor that allows visitors to neaten shelves and re-alphabetize vinyl albums while a deadline looms.

Old World Explorer@archi_tradition

The Writers' Museum, Edinburgh 📸:@pandeyrr_

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Nobel Peace Prize Nominee@BokononsProphet·18 Eyl

The fake ads in the print edition of @theonion….

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Brian Janosch@BJanosch·18 Eyl

Retweeting from inside my ideal life. (This sounds good in theory tho)

Jakob Greenfeld@jakobgreenfeld

The biggest life hack is making sure you get your dopamine exclusively from activities that move you closer to your ideal life.

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bald ann dowd@ali_sivi·16 Eyl

somebody tried to kill trump again and my entire tl is just people complaining about the bear actually being a drama

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Reid Southen@Rahll·15 Eyl

Rarely have I seen AI described so succinctly.

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Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman·13 Eyl

Every person’s Facebook page now is either ten posts a day of the worst opinions and AI you ever seen or nothing for 364 days and then a hundred people wishing them a happy birthday.

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margaret maria 🤍@itsmargmaria·11 Eyl

every woman watching a man’s single brain cell fighting for its life

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James Surowiecki@JamesSurowiecki·11 Eyl

The ABC moderators have let Trump speak for 9 minutes longer - roughly 30% more - than Harris. The way they've "rigged" the debate is by letting him hang himself with his own stream-of-consciousness rambles.