Burger King Thoughts

@rockstarjuulpod Burger King

Taco Bell

@tenthousund how the turlet looks after hitting my digestive system with the Big Fish + Maple Bourbon BBQ Whopper 1-2 punch #stinky

just took a number 5

@Dboysback65 nah fr 😭😭😭😭

Making a twitter in 2026 is actually pretty crazy, lmao like you missed out on so much 😭

@cornski I’m about to crash out if I don’t get this Big Fish sandwich!! Mmmmmm 🤤🤤🤤

im old enough to remember when crashing out used to mean dying, killing, or going to prison

@snowbedient @BurgerKing we all have our vices…

@BKThoughts67 @BurgerKing Thats worse than heroin

Im not an addict i just do drugs

@beyoumf manning the broiler at my local @BurgerKing

if you followed your childhood dream job, what would you be right now???

@emmanueladda2 and hitting the local millennial burger joint for some garlic aioli truffle fries served in a metal basket…SIKE 😂✌️ I think you can infer my restaurant of choice 🤤

Real stoners don’t have any hobbies other than smoking weed and listening to music..

@omgjulissaa only if she just ate a Big Fish sandwich from @BurgerKing

Do you sniff your girls butthole?

@pissshit90001 you ever smoke so much you end up ordering a Big Fish sando from BK?

You ever smoke so much u start getting scared

@cuckspend money can’t buy happiness? yeah right 😂✌️

money is so boring

@2prayer2god2 I drink Coke Zero, I eat Big Fish sandwiches from @BurgerKing

I just eat candy and chips all day every day and it makes me swell up like a balloon

@refriedbuttsect imagine hating me and im just sitting here craving some @BurgerKing

imagine hating me and i’m just farting away my twink pouch

@dvmbun Let’s normalize getting better then hitting the local @BurgerKing for a delicious Big Fish sandwich

lets normalize cutting urself Okay

@Anesabanana take a guess…

How u addicted to coke and fat

@Beannzzboi @BellaBaddie__ not a gimmick bud 😂 I live this shit fr

@BKThoughts67 @BellaBaddie__ Failed gimmick account

SERIOUS QUESTION: Would you allow your child to miss school for a day just to rest because they say they're mentally or emotionally tired ?

@JakeRammos Burger King no longer serving the Crispy Onion Whopper 💔

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause... and wtf do men have to deal with ???

@RitTF2 Oh how I’ve missed that warm, euphoric feeling that Big Fish sandwiches from @BurgerKing give you…🤤🤤🤤

Oh how I’ve missed that warm, euphoric feeling that oxys give you

@STARREXlC Crispy Onion Whopper is a beautiful name for a baby King

oxycodone is a beautiful name for a baby girl

@rumiiihere The King

You won $3M, who are you calling first??