BLITZCRAG 🍉

@1followernodad Reese also was vouching for NFTs. She’s not to be taken seriously with these things.

the only hope i have is that these voices are not relevant to younger people. “Girlboss” shit really only appeals to women in their 50s at this point, if anyone.

@NYPostOpinion Can’t wait to see what you get for being complicit in covering up a genocide

Luxurious Gaza cafes poke quite the hole in the ‘genocide’ narrative trib.al/leyHeUG

@LizzieMarbach Genuine question: what are your hobbies?

I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games. Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do. It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@BenBankas I would despise you if I didn’t feel so sad for you.

Triggered Girl Mug now available: ben-bankas-shop.fourthwall.com/products/trigg…

If your gig flyer is AI, I won’t go. If your book cover is AI, I won’t read it. If your song is AI, I won’t listen. If your ad is AI, I won’t buy. If your profile picture is AI, we can't be friends.

@RepMGP Shut up and do something good for the people for once you stammering idiot

Thank you so much to the Clark County Sheriff’s office for taking me out for a ride along. It’s an honor to get a chance to see what you’re up against firsthand. In DC, I’m working to provide tax relief on the first $100,000 of federal income tax for law enforcement. We need to think creatively about how to support law enforcement and first responder health and wellness. Read the full story: tinyurl.com/4ncmssvj

@jonesvibesonly What are you talking about? Critics are supposed to criticize when it’s called for. It’s in the name! Also, it’s not objective. Criticism by definition is subjective. You sound like a hack.

We’ve legit lost the plot. I honestly have zero idea what people are looking for these days but there needs to be a major shift in criticism. The movie I saw was well written, well directed, beautifully shot, insanely well performed and the sound was amazing. Are we “film” critics or not. We’re supposed to help paint the picture of what an audience can anticipate and this score is not even close to that picture, objectively.

@annettedittert Most of us over here don’t get it either

Genuinely do not understand how this is not a bigger story in the US.

@CondeSala20 You’re a leech in society

Mi inquilino se fue el mes pasado. Yo tengo 29 años. Él tiene 54. Llevaba seis años viviendo en el piso que heredé de mi abuela en el centro de Madrid. Antes de irse, me pidió café. —No sé cómo lo hacéis los jóvenes —me dijo, mirando el contrato—. Yo a tu edad ya tenía mi casa pagada y dos hijos. Tú vives de lo que yo te pago. Se hizo un silencio pesado. —Paco —le dije—, yo no vivo de lo que tú me pagas. Yo gestiono un activo que mi familia sudó durante 40 años. Él soltó una carcajada amarga. —Tú no has sudado nada. Solo has nacido en el código postal correcto. Si yo no te pagara estos 1.200€, tú no tendrías ni para el café que nos estamos tomando. Estás asfixiando a la generación que de verdad trabaja. Me entró ese calor en la cara. El peso de la culpa social que intentan cargarte por tener algo que otros quieren. —Paco, si te parece caro, ¿por qué te has quedado seis años? —le pregunté—. El mercado es el que es. Si yo te lo bajo a 600€ por "bondad", mañana tengo a 100 personas en la puerta peleándose por entrar. ¿Eso arregla el problema de España o solo me hace a mí más pobre? Él se levantó, dejó las llaves sobre la mesa y sentenció: —Lo que te hace es parte del problema. Sois una generación de rentistas que no sabe producir, solo cobrar. Se fue sin darme la mano. El Resultado: Al día siguiente puse el anuncio. En 4 horas tenía 40 solicitudes. Subí el precio 100€ más por la alta demanda. El nuevo inquilino es un chico de 25 años que trabaja en banca y me dio las gracias por elegirlo a él entre tantos candidatos. La Reflexión: En España se ha instalado una narrativa peligrosa: que tener propiedad es un pecado y que el propietario es el culpable de un sistema fallido. Te llaman "explotador" por pedir el valor de mercado de tu propiedad, pero nadie llama "miserable" al Estado por no construir vivienda pública o por freírte a impuestos sobre ese mismo suelo. Intentan que sientas vergüenza de tu patrimonio para que cedas ante el chantaje emocional. Pero la realidad es fría: la propiedad privada no es una ONG. Gestionar lo que es tuyo con cabeza no te hace un villano. Esperar que los demás te subvencionen la vida porque "el sistema está mal", sí te hace una víctima por elección. Poner límites al sentimiento de culpa es el primer paso para proteger tu futuro.

@JuliaHB1 That’s what taxes should be used for! Making lives better for the people who are paying them! You dumbasses just want our money to go towards killing people and lining the pockets of the wealthy. Get a grip and think about how much better life could be!

The breakfasts are not free. They are paid for by taxes - mostly on parents who feed their own kids. Most of these 10,000 children would have had a perfectly healthy breakfast at home without these clubs. This isn't about helping the poorest kids, it's the state taking over the basic job of parenting.

@appis_this @baundiesel @crawdadddiee Not THAT big!

@baundiesel @crawdadddiee Is 250 not a big mf?? I’m lost

so proud of my weight loss🥰 250lb in 4 years!

@ge0tic Is he actually 26?!?!?! Holy shit, that’s a rough looking 26.

brother…. you’re 26 going on 50 and he looks cute asf i’d worry about yourself first

@letterboxd NTBTSTM!

Post your favorite first-watches of March 🍿

@jmgraceland @NRDems Shut the fuck up and grow some eyebrows

@NRDems Shame on you for making this political. This is about nature. Then, dammit it! Do something for nature not create divisiveness that will cripple business. Business and nature lovers can work together.

BREAKING: The Trump administration voted to let Big Oil ignore every endangered species protection in the Gulf of Mexico. In a single meeting, Trump's corrupt cabinet gave oil companies a free pass to kill endangered whales & sea turtles so they can drill without limits. 🧵

@TheQuartering The world would be a better place without you in it.

@_brian_johnson @CantEverDie So the thing she said but in more words.

@CantEverDie People don't want less tech, they want tech that isn't actively hostile toward them. The bar is literally just "play my music without surveilling me."

genuinely fascinating that we’ve hit a point where the full monetization of the internet and ai bot takeover has led to a majority of people wanting tech minimalism

@shadowknightdk @TheInstigator04 Just put it in the regular text

@TheInstigator04 idk if you're being sarcastic bcz the title is literally in the alt text

i need you guys to watch this masterpiece

@ddaaannnniiii If I had a part time job that paid more than most people’s full time jobs I’d probably have more energy and freedom to go out more too! What an idiot.

If my job was “wearing sweat suit while sitting in big chair and talking about nothing” I would probably still like to go out on the weekdays too.

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Tiger Wiger!

With Heather Anne Campbell, and podcast “Get Played”, Matt Apodaca and Nick Wiger.