My name is Luca

To those unclear: this isn't an AI generated voice, but rather I'm manually manipulating my own voice to sound like George Lucas, while simultaneously using my brain to formulate thoughts and scenarios, which are then translated into words. Outdated, old-fashioned concept, I know

@australian The irony of holding a “women in politics” panel & talking about women needing to raise their voices… only to shut down women doing exactly that.

@russellcrowe They are dicks, that's their problem.

Clickbait. Everybody got their autograph and selfie, the passage to the hotel was kept free for guests, and I still got to the airport on time. One man, no security. Handled. What’s your problem ?

Hugh de Kretser, the President of the Australian Human Rights Commission just said: A woman is “an adult female human… (pause)…and that includes transgender women.” Please send the asteroid.

@ViralRushX @Rainmaker1973 Should he have asked permission from you when stealing your stolen content? Did you ask me for permission when you stole it from my YouTube channel, where I uploaded it more than a year ago? No you didn't, so stfu.

@ZachNicholsNZ @Pen_ultimate__ @ZooNealand I read the article and you have to watch the programme to find out what the decision is on cultural appropriation v appreciation.

@Pen_ultimate__ @ZooNealand NEITHER IS DOING HAKA READ THE ACTUAL ARTICLE

My kids don’t want to do the haka And Maori don’t want my kids doing the haka So why they fuck are my kids doing kapa haka? Wokeism sure does have a lot to answer for 🤦‍♂️

@ISkye2021 @DavidMuttering @Scott_Wortley A cuddly toy...

@TheScarebro @RekietaLaw That was the bit I found most hilarious.

That's because @RekietaLaw didn't know what photo was sent. He just kept sending KNUs to the cops and screeching "ARREST HEEM!" We eventually found out she posed for it in his home, off camera while he was live.

@Eve_Buyers @TheScarebro @RekietaLaw The kids (two eldest i thought it was) said to CPS that if they tested positive for drugs it would be due to a third party source, which is not something you would expect kids who know "nothing" about drugs to say. Nick's lawyer quoted them in court.

@TheScarebro @RekietaLaw Didn't Nick out himself BEFORE the results came out when he told the court that if any of the kids tested positive it was due to secondary sources? Didn't Nick also get the case sealed asap? Nick wasn't charged for this because they couldn't prove HOW she tested positive.

Nick @RekietaLaw seethes about the fact that his daughter tested positive for cocaine past the cutoff point, at levels you'd see in a habitual adult user. Nick's purported expert had a long history of career changes and his explanation for "external metabolization" was that of one on Quora by a doctor who lost his license because he was mixing controlled substances into diet pills he sold.

@Skidz35201 @NzFubar @saltyreigns If I remember rightly I had to get a Real Me to get my passport.

@NzFubar @saltyreigns Look at "real me"

Luxon would do well to realise all those people that were at the Wellington protest will feel just as passionately about a digital ID. Unless he wants an enormous and determined crowd camping in front of parliament again…

Kirralie Smith (@KirralieS) is in court today to appeal a vilification decision and $95,000 in damages. Kirralie was bringing attention to the *fact* there are biological men in a women’s soccer team, and they sued her. It has since been revealed that the women in the women’s soccer league have been told they will be punished if they so much as walk off the field when a man [who claims to be a woman] is on it. The destruction of women’s rights have long been the canary in the coal mine of gender ideology, and Kirralie is being used as the example to scare other women into submission. But it isn’t just women’s rights that gender ideology destroys: it’s freedom of belief & freedom on speech, the absolute bedrock of a free society. I wish I could be with you today, @KirralieS, but I’m in Canberra reminding politicians that men are not women 😉 Men are not women. 🩷🩷🩷

@blablafishcakes I didn't Blockbuster. I think the NZ we went to was Video Ezy.

20 out of 20. But I am four hundred years old...

@PronouncedHare "It’s the term that most English speaking people around the world use for association football" No it's not.

@PaulineHansonOz How long would a foreigner have to work in Australia and pay taxes before being allowed to buy? The ones that want to become citizens after four years? I know you're not going to bloody answer, maybe part of your team?

I don't think foreigners should own Australian homes or agricultural land. I wouldn't just ban new purchases, I'd give every foreign owner two years to sell to an Australian or get repossesed.

@Dame__Jane I like roasting chickpeas and just eating them, don't need to chuck them in a salad (but also good).

Wonder if I’ll go to hell for adapting the revive chick pea salad recipe 🤔

@SandeChin @SandyofSuffolk There's no way my parents had Vesta beef curry. We had a proper meal, rissoles Tuesday, roast Chicken Sunday twice a week. If dad got a bonus we had fish and chips about once a quarter.

@SandyofSuffolk I shifted house in November. I haven't had a takeaway since I shifted.

Just so you know. Boomers didn't have fast food. Except fish and chips. Boomers didn't have ready meals. Except Vesta beef curry. Look it up. Boomers didn't have colour TVs, front loading washing machines, central heating or holidays abroad. Boomers didn't have babymoons or baby showers nor did they go on stag or hen weekends. Boomers didn't go to restaurants. Except on birthdays. Boomers didn't have new clothes every year, every season. They made do and mended. But Boomers had a fabulous time in the 1960s to 1980s because people were friendly, respectful, dignified and hardworking. Boomers also had law and order and a judiciary who punished ALL criminals. Boomers were happy with their lot. Yes. I'm a Boomer. Just so you know.

@AppleBear365 m.youtube.com/watch?v=HFppKw…

Very sad to hear of the passing of Jools Topp. Thank you for the years of laughter and entertainment. A true talent and beautiful soul. It was talent like hers, Billy T and John Clarke that forged a very special era for entertainment in New Zealand that we will never see again

@AppleBear365 Untouchable ❤️