@AceMcWicked There has got to be someone trying to give a BJ through a top of the line N95 mask
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Vinyl Richie
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@bayagima I think links courses by definition need to be on the coast.
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If you could build a proper links golf course might be worth it
Newstalk ZB@NewstalkZB
Govt calls for bids to restore and run historic Chateau Tongariro newstalkzb.co.nz/news/national/…
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@CitizenBomber “Someone alleges on social media”
It was his ex wife and the mother of his children, you gigantic bell end!
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The pack mentality of ripping Chris Hipkins to pieces until he cried over his children is one of the saddest days of Journalism in NZ
The new evidential threshold is now whatever someone alleges on social media
This is what we is now, this is what we have become
#nzpol
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"Bitch, I'm too busy to take your fat arse to the hospital and I also don't want you to bleed all over the Mitzi"
Rt Hon Christopher Hipkins 2022
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@gilescoren @martinshawx If I looked like a Nazi I would try my hardest to not act like one.
In the same vain as if you look like a pedo you shouldn't buy a panel van or own puppies.
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You don't really see self described "male feminists" anymore, which is kind of interesting. Feel as if they used to be a lot more common
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You sometimes see Greenies wondering what the future would look like if all their policies were enacted.
I can tell them right now that it always ends the same way.
Me wearing their head as a hat.
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Is this steak undercooked or perfectly cooked?
doomer@uncledoomer
its a time honored engagement farming move to post prime rib, call it steak, and ask if its undercooked it always works because people who have never had prime rib will be like "ew gross" and everyone else gets so mad steam comes out of their ears and they have to engage with it
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@Strange_G @connan_james @web4O Though Shiraz from actual Shiraz is a white wine. The red started life on the Rhone.
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@connan_james @web4O Wow
Sigh
Soon we can have Shiraz in actual Shiraz 😂
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@JordNZ How far are you travelling to buy your doners that you have to pay in Euro?
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It’s coming up 13 years running the Taxpayers’ Union. *Still* struggling to spell “bureaucracy” and not confusing “donor” (essential and loved) and “doner” (cost 3€, genuinely delicious, but may contain horse meat).
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One of my tests for whether you should be punched in the face or not is if you call Chris Bishop “Bish”
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I really miss getting yelled at by 20 year old cafe workers for forgetting to scan the contact tracing app.
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I literally cannot name one thing that Japan 🇰🇷 does better than America
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The jambon-beurre sandwich just as it should be 🥖
This is pure love
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Saw someone arguing that the Sami and the Romani should be included as part of "Western Culture" and I was like "who the fuck are the...oh Eskimos and Gypsies...Don't think so"
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So did anyone actually manage to buy Rugby World Cup tickets today?
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@JamieWall2 Papali'i had his chance to make 7 his when Cane finally went and he blew it.
Easy guy to drop in my opinion.
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Wallace Sititi effectively took his spot, then Simon Parker and Tupou Vaa'i's ability to play 6 meant there wasn't really anywhere for him to go - you can debate that all you like now but didn't hear much over the last two seasons.
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Seems a bit odd that the non-selection of Dalton Papali'i is becoming such an underlying narrative in the Scott Robertson exit. With all due respect to him, it's not like there was a massive public outcry when he wasn't in the All Blacks?
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Do you remember when people were doing the "how to cook on a budget" shtick.
They would post a recipe for a baked potato topped with margarine and lettuce and the smooth brained lefties would flood the comments with "what about people who don't own or can't afford a knife!"
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I think he may have shares in this business.
Michael Wood@michaelwoodnz
Great to help open Istanbul Halal Meat & Groceries at the Mt Roskill shops, where a variety of items are available, meat, snacks, cooking supplies, and beautiful handcrafted items. A great new store in our community and a welcome step towards revitalising the Mt Roskill shops.
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