Brian Standefer

Jimmy Kimmel: "Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now." The elitism of Hollywood summarized in one moment. 👇

@bluechipdaily When looking at these moving day averages, what are maybe 1-3 rules of thumb you follow when looking for signals to buy? Keep up the great work! Premium subscriber here and newly CIEN holder as well.

For me, bullish breakouts are much easier to spot than bottoms and they also have a much higher win rate, so I stay focused on the same chart setups and I avoid trying to find the bottom on charts. The true leaders pullback less and breakout first - those are my focus.

@BenVerlander That’s awesome. But am I the only one wondering what his next pitch looked like? I’d imagine it would be hard to focus after getting told that news.

This is awesome 🥹 Rangers manager, Skip Schumaker, went out to the mound not to remove Carter Baumler, a Rule 5 pick, but to inform him that he made the Rangers Opening Day roster during a mound visit

@NickBMarketing @AaronWilson_NFL @KPRC2 I’d be willing to bet the Lions approached him and said here are 3 teams that are interested in you. Which do you prefer, assuming compensation was near equivalent. Happens all the time.

@AaronWilson_NFL @KPRC2 He didn't choose he got traded there.

Veteran running back David Montgomery on why he chose #Texans @KPRC2

Regardless of who sits in the Oval Office, I’ll stand with the parents of a murdered child. I’ll stand on the idea that protecting American citizens comes first. I’ll stand for our athletes who wore our flag and brought home gold. I’ll stand against medicalizing kids without parental consent. These aren’t “policy positions.” They’re baseline human values. If your entire political identity is just resist at all costs, even when what you’re resisting is the lowest-hanging fruit for common ground - it betrays your true incentives: power over people. The American people deserve better.

Proud to be an American. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

USA needed a finisher. Jack Hughes delivered. #WinterOlympics

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DeMeco Ryans Mic’d up for the 2 Texans defensive touchdowns 🔥🔥

@RyanDetrick Missing you at LPL Financial, but still follow your guidance! Keep up the good work.

Notice how 😡 some of these comments are.

Leavitt bitch slaps Kaitlan 🤣 "My predecessor stood at this podium, & said inflation doesn't exist, & the border was secure. YOU took her at her word." "I'm NOT taking your followup" 🔥🔥

@JeremyBranham And we want a cheaper player on the upward trajectory and the PICKS! Thx Washington!!!

Nick Caserio already knew this.

@AaronWilson_NFL What % would you put on each player returning for potential playoff run? Mixon and Dell?

@0:16 mark @Katiestandefer

@McClain_on_NFL Wait, the Texans are on a 4 game streak while you are away? I’d say deactivate that account until after the SuperBowl!

I'M BACK! After getting hacked on Oct. 27, I'm back on X and will be tweeting and retweeting like a fiend. I lost about 6,000 followers. I want to thank those who stuck with me. I really do appreciate it. Also, thank you to everyone who reached out to see if I'm still alive!

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME: A frozen turkey erupts in a deep-fryer during a firefighters’ demonstration meant to warn people about Thanksgiving cooking dangers.

🚨NEW Statement from President Trump:

@marvinbernard4 @TexansCommenter I doubt it, Texans are playing on SNF the following week in KC. Doubt NBC wants the Texans on back to back weeks.

@TexansCommenter is the Texans Colts flexed to SNF...saw something on a Colts fan site about it. Broncos Red***** is current game

@HaysCarlyon Someone is having a rough Monday, while us Texans fans strutting into work with a big smile on our face!

Etienne TD! Jags don’t get 2-point try so it’s 29-10 with 1:33 left in third. Where’s my broom?

Traveling Texans bringing the energy to Seattle for MNF 🤘