Dibir Von Niffel

How butter is made. Take cream from a cow. Shake it. Strain off the buttermilk. Salt to taste. Total processing steps: three. How seed oil is made. Take seeds. Heat them to 88°C to denature the proteins and break the cell walls. Crush them between mechanical rollers under several tonnes of pressure. Mix the resulting paste with hexane, a petroleum-derived solvent originally used to dissolve grease off engine blocks. Let the hexane bath dissolve the remaining fat from the press cake. Distill the hexane back out, mostly. Some stays in the oil. The food regulators have decided this is fine. Now wash the dark, stinking, brown sludge with sodium hydroxide to neutralise the free fatty acids that taste rancid because the oil already is. Filter through activated bleaching clay to remove the colour pigments that would otherwise reveal what colour cooking oil naturally is. Steam it at 240°C under vacuum for an hour to strip out the smell. Without this step, no human would willingly put it near food. Pour the resulting clear, odourless liquid into a plastic bottle. But yes. Definitely healthier than butter. Trust the experts.

@werkman Thank you for the great question, Ben! Michaels answer saved the whole earnings call.

@Allbirds What part of them not answering my emails didn't you get?

@BTC_Bihl Sorry to hear this! Our EU team can help with this, please email help@allbirds.no for support.

@Allbirds I have been a customer for 6+ years but everything has gone sideways after the distribution in EU changed. Allbirds Nordic won't reply to my emails - they have taken my money and not sent the order - it has almost been two weeks. Is it a scam? What is going on!???

This is how I feel about this bill being signed tomorrow. We’re going to get quite wealthy in H2 and H1 2026 from all the new incoming liquidity but those in the bottom half of the K are going to feel it. The train isn’t stopping.

@StackerSatoshi It wont come. Instant unfollow. Damn shitcoiner.

Altcoins have seen some nice pumps over the past month, but we are not even close to being in a real altseason yet. When it comes, the gains will be INSANE. Are you prepared?

@BTCGandalf Wait. Why do you pay for YouTube Premium? - is there any benefits beside the lack of ads?

YouTube Premium is going up from HK$138/month to HK$208/month. That's a 50% increase. Still, the best subscription I pay for by a country mile.

@bariksis @CryptoScout78 Which is likely since Q1 ends Monday afternoon

@CryptoScout78 $MSTR will only drop on earnings if Bitcoin is below $97K by Q1 close.

Anyone in the $MSTR who FOMO’d into this at $28 24 hours ago, I hope you use this PA as a reminder that greed and FOMO get you nowhere. Let the $GME folk do what they do.

@JoshMandell6 @hillery_dan

@hillery_dan Glad that I didn't have to argue!

Alright. It's done.

@bitcoinarchive Nothing will get announced tomorrow. It is just a meeting. Nothing will happen until July.

TRUMP TO ANNOUNCE BITCOIN STRATEGIC RESERVE TOMORROW

@KlausRiskaer @Statsmin Hvem låner vi pengene af?

Hvem tror du mest på: Salling Group eller Regeringen ? Truende angreb fra Rusland mod hele Europa benyttes nu af Europakommissionen og @Statsmin til at retfærdiggøre kollektiv lånoptagelse på 6.000 milliarder i EU (som Danmark hæfter solidarisk for !), og som forklaring på at Danmark - udover de 200 mia fra Forsvarsforliget - har vedtaget allerede nu at bruge 2 x 25 mia + 70 mia i den såkaldte 'accelerationsfond' (som intet har med en fond at gøre), til styrkelse af det danske forsvar. Hvortil skal tillægges de ca.65 mia vi er kommet op på til Ukraine (inkl. de 4,3 mia der blev fyret af i sidste uge). Samlet en regning på 385 milliarder !!! Men når vi som befolkning skal vikles ind i gældsstiftelse i EU og benytte psykotisk store beløb over hals og hoved ('køb,køb,køb') på oprustning, så må det jo være fordi der er noget om snakken. Altså om en risiko for 'at russerne kommer'. Et bestillingsarbejde fra regeringen om trusselsniveauet fra efterretningstjenesterne, går samme vej: Vi må indse at et russisk stor-skale angreb på Europa er blevet en konkret sandsynlighed. Alt det har jeg haft mine alvorlige tvivl om, og grundene skal jeg ikke gentage her. Men det er selvfølgelig så med særlig interesse at jeg i dag kan konstatere (fra det almindelige nyheds-feed), at nogle af vort lands bedste købmænd, jyske snu forretningsfolk med deres imperium i Århus (Bilka, Føtex,Netto, BR m.v.), netop har gennemført deres største investering i koncernens historie - 10 milliarder - i opkøb af 300+ markeder og - til eftertanke - intet andet sted end i Estland, Letland og Litauen ! Nu er det så jeg spørger mig selv: Tror jeg mest på pengenes valg eller på politikernes forskellige forklaringer og spin ? Og her må jeg desværre skuffe Christiansborg-folket med, at jeg til enhver tid vil satse mit bud på dem der 'putter deres penge hvor deres mund er'. Salling Group er ikke en eller anden kapitalfond eller ejet af forskellige stakkels pensionstagere der ikke aner hvad deres opsparing bruges til. Salling Group er privatejet af Salling-familien der skabte koncernen med A.P-Møller (den gamle), og senere købte den tilbage af Mærsk, og her er det så at jeg kommer til min konklusion: Der er ikke 'en kinamands chance i helvede' for, at de jyske købmand ville satse 10 milliarder af deres egne penge på en beliggenhed, hvis der var en sandsynlig risiko for, at russiske tanks rullede over grænserne. Så nu spørger jeg jer andre der skal betale for hele dette politiske cirkus og tvinges ombord i en ny Frederiksen-krise. Tror I mest på Salling Group eller Frederiksen ? #dkpol #dkbiz

Man skal hade Trump, Musk og RFK Jr. Det er den socialt acceptable holdning. Så er man med i klubben. Hvis man er positiv overfor Trumps ønske om fred, er man “Putinist”. Hvis man argumenterer for, at RFK Jr. er det bedste valg til posten, er man skrupskør antivaxxer. Hvis man synes, at Elon Musk er et livsnødvendigt værn mod den censur, der var ved at overtage alt, er man (indsæt debatdræbende skældsord). Sådan bliver det ved og ved. Den udskamning, hån og ukontrollerede vrede vi så ifm C-19 fra (tidligere) helt almindelige mennesker har godt nok givet appetit på mere, hva’?

1) What?

@TomerStrolight @GhostofWhitman Dammit. I concede.

@BTC_Bihl @GhostofWhitman Bitcoin Infinity. Plus 1. I win!!!!

Retard of the Day

@TomerStrolight @GhostofWhitman That's already outdated technology.. Check out the new Bitcoin 4.

@GhostofWhitman Check this out: Bitcoin 3.

@LukeDavisgrey @hillery_dan Correct.

@hillery_dan We need to rip pre end of March to capture the gain for S&P correct?

Everyone seems to be falling back on the idea that we are going to coil until mid march. I think that’s very possible. Mid march is by no means a definitive date. It’s also not that far away, So I keep having to remind myself not to get too tricky with the strategy. I don’t mind eating more decay for the next few weeks, considering I don’t have @JodhMandell6’s skill level.

@Breedlove22 Most of Der Gigi's work. It is stunning.

What are the most philosophically rich pieces of #Bitcoin content you’ve ever consumed?

If one more person tells me I have to study Bitcoin 😂😂 If I have to study an asset to own it I’m not all that interested in buying much of it. It’s a complete cult. And yes Bitcoin could be back to $105k by Thursday. Don’t really care.

In an insane world a sane person appears insane.

@Anders_ I feel like im already there on my own - information overload 😂 It is tough to narrow down. Explaining the problem is paramount to teaching the solution, as you know 😁 Yea Aarhus is great but not enough bitcoiners. Yet.

@BTC_Bihl I can drown you in input… 😂😂 That’s sweet, I studied in Aarhus… what a great time ❤️🇩🇰🙏🏻

Just a bit exhausted now.. contemplating if I should take some long stays back in Denmark.. I refuse to overpay in this destroyed rental market.. love to all ❤️✝️🙏🏻 God is good my problems are minuscule compared to many others 😬