rob

watching twilight

the power i feel scrolling instagram meme accounts and seeing tweets from three weeks ago

wiping down the stairmaster machine in the horniest way possible

@cjkropa 100% agree. need the ideal leverage when holding on for dear life as i squeeze out a monster log

i am a structural engineer having to sit through meetings where dude try to figure out where to place the shitter

going door to door singing toby keith songs tonight

@roastedpeef Get outta here

@BYOBert_Walker Nice!

Me pausing Netflix when they show boobs:

if i lived in a walkable city it would be game over. i would run that place.. or should i say, hehe, walk that place

@i__juan don’t fuckin call me out like that

@i__juan the most important thing you can do in life

elon musk will buy this for $40 billion

@RezekJoe my standing desks reaction to me getting work done:

getting out of bed every 30 minutes to violently fart in the bathroom

twitter, i am so back

lmfao

@OKWildlifeDept dog

Guess the species,

Because if there is one man’s opinion on the golf ball that I trust it’s Bubba

@Bodegacats_ @badassbihdotcom same vibe

📷 @badassbihdotcom

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@i__juan no