Sooty & Rocky 🐾

@PickliciousF I have 8 kitty cats, 6 of them from rescues. Is that enough or should I adopt more?! 😻

I spent 4 years in the bad place, but I’ve had over 5 years in the best place ever! Every day the percentage of my life that was in the bad place gets smaller! Please rescue a sad kitty if you can. Love Pickle, former sad kitty now the happiest girl in the world.

@PickliciousF @leet_muffin Oh Pickle, you’re confused again… you need it to depreciate. Just ask @Business_Maus

@leet_muffin Ooh yes! I’ll pay £1 million. It’ll appreciate with time, right?

It’s a miracle Mom‘s bread for her sandwich is in the shape of a cat. I’m going to preserve it and sell tickets. @PickliciousF perhaps you want to purchase it for your collection of valuable cat artifacts??

@PickliciousF How many valentines do you have, you floozy?!

Yes please, Casper!

@TowelyTowel @rickygervais Maybe he’s got cash flow problems?!

@rickygervais Doesn’t like Valentine’s Day? Sounds like someone’s making an excuse for not buying a gift. Lame.

Valentine’s Day is a stupid made up tradition invented by flower & card companies to make gullible idiots feel pressured into buying stuff. Also, celebrate it with bargains at dutchbarn.com ❤️

@deathtospinach @wildliferescuer Heartbreaking. I could have done without seeing a video of the poor animal in such pain.

I want to do a HUGE shout out to Vale Wildlife Hospital @wildliferescuer and to Dale in particular, who came out today to help me with a badly injured fox. Unfortunately after we caught the fox he had to be immediately put to sleep as both his back legs were shattered, but Dale was so quick, professional and sensitive to the fox (and to me who was blubbing like a lunatic the whole time). They are funded 100% by donations so PLEASE consider a small donation to help them be able to continue helping our wildlife. I have been truly humbled today and have signed up as a member for just £25 a year. valewildlife.org.uk Any RTs greatly appreciated - @JaneFallon @rickygervais @PeterEgan6 @DreyfusJames @ChrisGPackham

@PickliciousF @FatEric2025 So your daddy can’t come then?

@FatEric2025 No freeloaders

I have a brilliant new moneymaking venture! Me & Eric are going on tour as a Sparks tribute band! He wanted to call it Barks, but I said that was boring & misrepresentative because I’m a kitty, so we’re called The Sparks Tribute Cat & Forgi Band! Tickets £250. £550 for 2!

@MJtweetings @mishtal @jeremycorbyn Or, they could have just not started it in the first place

@mishtal @jeremycorbyn Well said, David. Hamas could have ended the war months ago with the release of all hostages. Instead they chose to weaponise the suffering of civilians for propaganda purposes after they’d already lost.

Two children have been killed every day in Gaza since the so-called ceasefire began. Why has this disappeared from the headlines? The genocide never ended — and our government is still complicit. End all arms sales to Israel, now.

@SheliaChi I hope Pawsley is your favourite?! 😡🤣 xx

I love my stinky dog ❤️

@TowelyTowel @FatEric2025 They are on the rocks… apparently Ricky has become infatuated with a well known towel…

@FatEric2025 You love Jane? She has a boyfriend, right?

I'm so excited, is it Wednesday yet?

@PawsleyTheCat It would make sense! He is very handsome 😻

I am scared he'll get married and move out at some point 😂

@SheliaChi She’ll be starting school before you know it 🤣

They're growing up so fast! Shelia has learned to walk 😂

@PickliciousF So a lot in common with you then Pickle?

He made a TV programme called ‘What Do You Think You Are?’ and it came out he was part corgi, part fox, part beanbag and 25% fat lazy idiot

@mjkitten1 @PickliciousF @JoMacIntosh1 @JaneFallon I was just about to say the same thing!! Absolute floozy!! 🙀

@PickliciousF @JoMacIntosh1 Pickle you are being a bit of a floozy...have you had heat stroke along with your Mummy @JaneFallon

I’m four years old today! My mother FORGOT until someone at work mentioned their D.O.G.’S birthday. I’m not sure when I’ll forgive her, but likely after extra treats.

@PickliciousF You’re looking more and more like your daddy every day 😻

It worked!

You’ve stayed with me so many times before you should know the drill, but let’s run through it again: 6am: Breakfast, 9.30:treat, 12:lunch, 2pm: treat, 4:whole kipper, 6: tuna sandwich, 8: McDonalds, overnight:flies on demand. My mummy told you all this! DON’T CHECK, SHE’S BUSY!

@PawsleyTheCat Those pantaloons!! 😻

Pawsley has decided he is not ready yet

@FartyCheddarCat Happy Birdie Day Chewy, you are so beautiful!! I wish we got to see more photos of you 😻😻

It be Chewy's birdie day And furteen now she be Today I will not chase her wunts Dat be da gift fwom me #CheddarPoetry #Chewy #BirdieDay #IChaseAndPouncedHerYesserday #SheCwiedAndRunnedAway #NoFair #FiggyGibbedHerKissys

@JaneFallon Could they be the same ones that visited your previous house?

Oh my heart! I’m going to have a competition to name this lovely couple who now visit our new garden regularly. Signed copy of OverSharing for the winner. You have until midday tomorrow UK (Weds)

@TowelyTowel @GonzotheCat1 @JaneFallon @rickygervais @PickliciousF Towely, is Rudolph still ghosting you??

@GonzotheCat1 @JaneFallon @rickygervais @PickliciousF Why is Rudolf there? 😐

So we've established that 'this' definitely isn't happening at @JaneFallon and @rickygervais's house. Definitely no party at @PickliciousF's tonight. #DutchBarn

@LioneltheLemon @TowelyTowel @JaneFallon What do you want to watch Towely?

@TowelyTowel @JaneFallon I’ve found it. I’ll come turn the TV over for you 🍋

My kind of shop. Everybody needs a rubber chicken’s head.

@RIPwalphiepopfe So beautiful 😻

happy fishyday eberybuddy! heer be me wiff my blep!