Country Bumpkin 🐷

Popped into my local @AldiUK store tonight to browse the middle aisle…looks like they have some explaining to do! #aldi

@Ryanair Someone scheduled this for 6pm on 31st March rather than 6am on 1st April?!?

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@TheO2 Still no refund 3 weeks after you cancelled. Any update?

LINE-UP ANNOUNCED >>> Alessandra, Guy Sebastian, Helena Paparizou, Johnny Logan, Katrina, Lordi and Verka Serduchka will be heading to The O2 for the Eurovision Song Contest: Official Live Tour 2026 on Monday 15 June 2026.

@TheO2 @O2 @virginmedia Still no refund, 3 weeks after you cancelled the event. Any updates please?

ON SALE SOON >>> The Eurovision Song Contest: Official Live Tour 2026 at The O2. On @O2 or with @virginmedia? Get Priority Tickets Wednesday 4 February at 9am priority.o2.co.uk/tickets General on-sale Friday 6 February at 9am ow.ly/LoU150XWNUX

Been waiting 3 weeks for a refund from @AXS_UK @axs for their cancelled @Eurovision event @TheO2. Any news on when I’ll be getting my money back? #eurovision #refund #theo2 #ebu #europeanbroadcastingunit #axs

The secret traitor is a right handed woman…look at the way they fold that paper…definitely a woman’s touch! Oh, and that handwriting! #TheTraitorsUK #traitors #traitors @BBCOne @ClaudiaWinkle

So @ChatGPTapp’s verdict is that #Sam is the secret traitor #TraitorsUK #TheTraitors

@jamescoulee And me!

i am single and available #thetraitors

@aarondaniel_9 Totally agree!

Is this the hottest person to ever be on #TheTraitors - the answer is yes.

@chrisgolds Honestly…I need an excuse to stop watching it on my own!

@BackinSomerset I mean. 👀🙊

There are so many charming gentlemen this year. I’ve got my eye on a few of them. Aren’t we lucky. #TheTraitors

@KDCunliffe I thought this was the Bang Bus?! Haha

For a split second I thought I was watching Pop Idol and Simon Cowell was forming another band. 😀 #traitors #traitorsuk #bbctraitors

Oh hello Stephen from #thetraitors 😍

Fergie in the #epsteinfiles #epstein @SkyNews

Peter Mandelson #epsteinfiles #epstein @SkyNews

@chrisgolds I LOVE Malta…it’s one of the world’s hidden gems…very underrated!

Malta is all blue skies & blue lagoons and I’m in love . 🇲🇹

Some very odd advice here from the @NHSuk about excessive or smelly farts!! #farts #flatulence #teeth #falseteeth #dentures #nhs #advice

@miriam_cates So she says…just to be clear!

Angela Rayner has complex living arrangements as a result of her divorce and her son’s disability. She took professional financial advice, advice that a lawyer has now said was wrong. She is taking action to rectify the situation. Rayner should not be hounded out of office.

@CeliaRichards0n And I’ve just read the piece…”however woke it has become…” oh FFS, give with one hand…!! Haha

A moment to enjoy - the Daily Telegraph's 12 best things about living in Britain. In at number 4 - the National Trust. We come in after Test Match Special, cream teas and the coastline. For once I won't be seeking a correction or apology from them.

@CeliaRichards0n And two of those above you sits very much within your camp! Well done…sounds like you need to sort cricket on the lawns now, and you’ll have a full house!