SamsBadAtGames

As the Head of the Wizard's Council, I have no official opinion on this. Both wand and staff users are welcome in our hallowed halls

@frozenaesthetic "Lurking? Fuck you science bitches, I LIVE here. I've lived here MY WHOLE LIFE!"

Everyone look at this new friend

Christopher Hitchens identifies the creation of identity politics as the moment the left lost. I wonder if he imagined the damage it would still be causing nearly sixty years later.

@frozenaesthetic @SnappleJim

@SnappleJim What does blue taste like? Blueberry?

> Enhanced Games launched in 2026 as the first “doped Olympics” > Athletes openly allowed to use steroids, PEDs, anything legal > Founded on the idea that human limits are artificial and drugs unlock the real ceiling > Hunter Armstrong shows up > Two time Olympic gold medalist and former world record holder > Refuses every drug > Sings up as the only “non enhanced” swimmer in his field > Faces a pool full of athletes pumped on steroids > Wins the 50m backstroke anyway > Walks away with $250,000 Dude is absolut chad.

That water clarity is an engineering decision, and the math behind it is wilder than the video. Roman aqueducts ran on gravity alone. No pumps, no pressure systems. Engineers carved channels with a gradient so shallow it borders on absurd. The Pont du Gard in southern France drops 2.5 centimeters over 275 meters. That's roughly the thickness of a coin over the length of three football fields. They surveyed that accuracy with plumb lines and wooden leveling instruments. The clarity you're seeing is a direct product of flow velocity. Too steep and the water erodes the channel walls, picks up sediment, turns brown. Too flat and it stagnates. Roman engineers targeted a slope of about 20 centimeters per kilometer, which kept the water moving fast enough to stay fresh but slow enough to stay clear. Before the water reached the city, it passed through multi-chamber settling tanks where velocity dropped near zero. Suspended particles sank. Clean water flowed out the top into the next chamber. Repeat three or four times. Pliny specified the minimum slope in writing. Vitruvius published the exact mortar ratio for hydraulic cement: one part lime to two parts volcanic ash for underwater work. The pozzolana from Pozzuoli reacted with water to form a calcium-aluminum-silicate compound that actually gets stronger the longer it sits submerged. Modern concrete degrades in water. Roman concrete bonds with it. Scale the whole system and it gets harder to process. Eleven aqueducts fed Rome at its peak. Combined output: roughly 1 million cubic meters of water per day. That works out to about 250 gallons per person for a city of one million. Modern New York delivers about 125 gallons per person per day. Ancient Rome had access to double the per capita water supply of the largest city in the United States, running entirely on slope and stone. The Trevi Fountain in Rome is still fed by one of them. Two thousand years, same source, same gravity, same water.

@PolitiBunny >This satirical ad was created with artificial intelligence What do they mean when they say this tho?

Philip. What do you see on the ad, right upfront and right from the get-go? Look close.

A lot of people don’t actually want equality. They want special treatment without criticism.

@B_Rabbit843 >The whole anime fandom gotta hold this L Nah, that L is exclusively for the hoodweebs, so you hold on to it there, champ lmao

I'm gonna reiterate my point a few days ago. Kei Urana did nothing wrong here. That dance video wasn't racist at all. I can understand how someone MIGHT think so, but this shouldn't have been as big of an issue as it became. The whole anime fandom gotta hold this L.

@FetusberryJam I know a woman who likes salt and vinegar chips:

To my knowledge, I've never met a woman who liked salt and vinegar chips (crisps) I'm sure at least one exists

It started out as a funny glitch until it turned into the beast from the Book of Revelation, slurping while reading scripture backwards. Someday soon, some poor idiot will have his dick in a toaster and it will suck his organs out like the airlock scene in Alien Resurrection

Stand ready for my arrival, worm.

HISTORIC BREAKTHROUGH: UNPATCHABLE CALIBRATION We cracked it! Massive thanks to Lewy20041 & @driftguardapp for this historic hardware discovery. We have unlocked ultimate manual & automatic joystick Calibration for any Xbox Contoller 🎮 It is UNPATCHABLE and PERMANENT written directly into the controller's memory forever. It cannot block this.

Calm down son, it's just Destiny 2

@jamesxhorror Lmao shut up you fuckin dork

You simply cannot be a horror fan and then still hold racist, misogynistic, transphobic, religiously conservatist or anti socialist views. The two aren’t compatible.

It appears WotC has made a mistake...

Donkey Kong Country 2, the literal greatest game of all time

@ErikaHOOP2 @InsideLucysHead Apart from the foreskin, apparently lmao

@InsideLucysHead God don't make mistakes.

If a guy gets circumcised he is saying God made a mistake...

You’ve been going for quite a while, stop and take a breather 🙏🏻🌱

@Greg000456789 @Mengu09 Their tendrils will never stop trying to wrap you in despair, stay strong

@BadGamer_Sam @Mengu09 I'm beyond their reach now. Stopped playing Magic and pivoted to another card game about a year ago.

OH MY FXXXXING GOD!!!!