Bad Coconuts

@paulswaney3 Sorkin is the worst, dirtiest shitbag of the finance talking heads. He layers his ivy league arrogance with liberal self-righteousness in every fucking word he says. I stopped watching CNBC years ago because of him

Andrew Ross Sorkin has covered finance for 25+ years and shaped how millions of investors understand Wall Street. That platform earns scrutiny. Three of his takes worth revisiting, not as gotchas, but because each reveals something about how financial journalism gets built.

@RayDalio I've been going to it since they just called it the New Orleans Jazz Festival

I LOVE and highly recommend the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival. I love festivals – in fact, I’m a bit of a festival addict – and I am addicted to this one (I have been coming to it for 33 years) because of the music, the food, and the vibe at the festival. All around, the festival in New Orleans is extraordinary. I recommend that you put it on your bucket list.

@AmericanCrime01 Can't call him a racist!

Operation Focused on Prostitution-Related Offenses Netted 266 Arrests, including a self-described “MAGA” influencer Craig Long II A 41-year-old fitness entrepreneur from Tampa and a self-described "MAGA to the core" influencer with over 500,000 TikTok followers. Long was charged with one count of soliciting a prostitute after allegedly offering $100 for sex to an undercover detective.

The world is still completely unaware that digital resistance exists and gyms all over the world will soon be full of it (like it or not.) I recently visited YouTuber Will Tennyson’s home gym, and showed him for the first time. The reaction is always the same, total surprise.

@OBJIZZY She loved every second of that

White Guy tries to Fight a black guy because he tried to get his girlfriend’s number RIGHT IN FRONT of him. It gets HEATED 💥💥💥 Black guy: “Your girl look better with me”😳 White guy: “DONT TALK TO MY GIRL LIKE THAT!! We can get DOWN! ” 🤜🏼👊🏻

@FiredUpCoug That's a Robin Hood. Extremely rare

I found this weird gold ball in my yard yesterday afternoon. It appears that it has a metal nail or pin on one side. There is a hole perfectly cut around the metal piece, so I think it was factory installed. Any idea why?

@newyorksauce1 Didn't know I'd be bookmarking this to read the comments a hundred more times later

If you see this dude at Tennessee st chipotle just know he’s giving you nothin but half scoops

@CaptainCons That is the pussiest, weakest invite if it was meant to be

I sent this text to a group chat of buddies. My one buddy is saying this wasn’t an invite. Is this an invite?

@Aina_Ai2 Keep this shit on Linkedin

Job interview: “Can you explain this 8-month gap in your resume?” Most candidates say: “I took some time to recharge, travel, and think about my next career steps.” THE WINNING ANSWER:

@JeremiahDJohns Duke is about as elite as the community college i went to for 4 years

This guy is exactly what I was talking about the other day about how stupid the Ivy discourse is. This kid got into Duke, an absolutely elite institution, but goes on national TV to cry and moan he didn't get into Harvard and Yale Buddy, you weren't good enough.

@ReddCinema Man she gotta start putting colors in the name lol

Yall why tf my girl got so many Bluetooth options tho??? 🤔

@StreetFightslol Have you ever posted a real fight? Like not AI slop?

What is going on here?

@RyanceyReturns Yeah this is nothing new. I live on a Gulf canal in SW Florida and there are several food truck-boats around here. They load up and head to the cocktail coves around 1:00pm, when everybody is drunk and hungry There is one that just does pizzas but it's not as popular

This woman in a white bikini stands on the pizza boat deck surrounded by stacked pizza boxes while a shirtless guy jumps from the boat into the lake. She turns and moves around the stainless steel prep table as other boats and people float nearby under the bright sun with the text Pizza Boat Training in Action on screen. You watch someone run a real floating pizza delivery service on a busy lake day. Do you think it is a brilliant summer hustle that makes the lake more fun or do you say driving a pizza boat through crowded water with hot ovens and boxes is way too chaotic and risky? Would you order pizza from the boat or stick to the shore?

@Mericamemed If you're too lazy to drive it in, who is gonna hang the fence

Now do 3 miles of it

@GovPressOffice These two worthless shitbags should just kiss already Rogan has had a hard-on for Newsom for years

JOE "LITTLE GUY" ROGAN IS TOO CHICKEN TO HAVE ME ON HIS FAILING PODCAST BECAUSE HE KNOW I'D CRUSH HIM, SO HE TAKES CHEAP SHOTS FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY AS HE GETS RELEGATED TO IRRELEVANCY. ALL TALK, NO ACTION. I'M READY WHEN YOU ARE, "LITTLE GUY." OR KEEP HIDING!!!! — Governor GCN

@aaron0505 Yes, I am a CPA and attorney licensed in multiple states, and this is the correct answer: Your CPA is fucking retarded

We sold a Fort Lauderdale rental home in July 2025. Held it since 2017. Sold it with seller financing on a $900K note. Our CPA came back and said it did not qualify as an installment sale because title transferred at closing. Said the buyer needed equitable title only, not full title. I've never heard that before. I went and read IRS Publication 537 and Section 453 myself, thanks to my friend Claude. The definition of an installment sale is simple. You receive at least one payment after the tax year of the sale. That is it. No mention of title retention anywhere in the statute. Sent them both links, wrote back and made the case. Nearly 24 hour passed and still waiting on their response. Anyone on here know the answer?

@JahrosCoolboi I apologize sincerely to you personally, but I do not post anything without some cussing involved

@Bad_Coconuts You know you can tell me it’s fake without coursing right?

He invite the man his wife is cheating on him with to the house without her knowing

@AdviserCounsel Biggest payday here might come from the opposing counsel. They fucked up hard already lol

The attorney signing the complaint against the JPM exec must have had some evidence to support the claims, no? Can you sign that complaint in good faith without some level of investigation of your own?

@DefiantLs I am getting A LOT more comfortable expressing my feelings on this Be careful what you ask for

Jasmine Crockett: "The level of disrespect that is continuously lobbed against us as Black women" "You know, for me, I’m like, 'Wait a minute now. I am one of the 535 MOST powerful people in this country, and for some reason you think we on the same level" x.com/FoxNews/status…