Andy Lester

This is the heart of Beirut today. A city that has stood for 5,000 years. Israel is obliterating it — flattening civilian apartment block after apartment block. Not military targets. Civilian homes. Civilian infrastructure. Civilian life.

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Sending you love and strength from all the Spurs family, @dannykellywords! 🤍

In all the tragedy happening in the world, there are moments that make me genuinely happy. An Irish PM defending the British PM from attacks by the US President, and then turning to show solidarity with Ukraine. This is European solidarity at its finest. Honor to the Irish 🇮🇪.

@Heccles94 @justsandiesmith @realDonaldTrump Done

@dannykellywords @JackPittBrooke @JamesTMaw On a 3 month retirement break in distant lands & the only thing keeping me going through 1 league victory in that time, has been VFTL. Woke everyone up from their beach slumbers whilst laughing at Danny Kelly's HT advice. Keep it up gents. #COYS

💀💀NEW VFTL💀💀 ON THE EDGE OF THE ABYSS ⬇️ Going down, all hands. 🤬 Righteous anger on owners who brought us to the precipice... 🤬☠️ And DOFs. And CEOs. Everyone. ⁉️ What next? Harry? Ryan? Glenn? Adele? Me @JackPittBrooke @JamesTMaw Dan Kilpatrick. pod.fo/e/39ec29

According to a recent report, livestock are responsible for 14.5% of global greenhouse gas emissions. Let's check in on Doris. Doris is standing in a fell in the Lake District. The fell receives approximately 1,800mm of rain per year, which is why nothing grows on it except specialist upland grassland, which is why the only viable land use is grazing, which is why Doris is standing on it. Doris has just produced some methane. The methane came from the grass. The grass pulled the carbon from the atmosphere. The methane will return to the atmosphere and break down in approximately twelve years. The broken-down carbon will be absorbed by the grass. The grass will be eaten by Doris. This cycle has no end and no beginning and has been net neutral for every year of the eight hundred years that sheep have been on this fell. Doris is also, at this moment, standing in Brian's field. The farmer has not established how she got there this time. The gap he can see from the gate appears to still be repaired. There is no obvious breach. Brian's log entry for today reads: "Doris. 3pm. Don't know how." The fell is fine. The skylarks are fine. The tormentil is flowering. Doris is in Brian's field looking at Brian's wall with a quality of attention that Brian finds uncomfortable.

Wishing @HarryMaguire93 a very speedy recovery, we hope you are out of hospital before the World Cup from all at Crystal Palace football club #cpfc #mufc

@robinacoles CL games?

@Badandy2 Be long while, the thought of getting tubes there and back between Euston and the bridge and having to stand to watch is beyond me

Having recently suffered a stroke in early June, and having been recovering since, I have 2 things to say. 1. Its been joy not to watch Chelsea play 2. Chelsea's squad could make use of the local stroke repair team I have seen, as they can help with their ability to think

@robinacoles I remember when you gave up the faith once before............. still came back!

@Badandy2 That isn't be stopoed

@robinacoles At least you do not have to get up in the middle of the night!

@Badandy2 I shall now remove myself from watching, its simply an appalling use of my life

"From the moment he arrived at Shawshank, I knew there was something very wrong with Andy"

This is insanity

Also me using this tech, talking to tbe front row… “Hi, what’s your name and what do you do? Actually, don’t tell me…”

Holding a protest sign in Trump’s US is fast becoming indistinguishable from holding a protest sign in Putin’s Russia.

Amazing

Jokes at a Baseball Event On tour soon! Tickets in bio

Siri just told me that I shouldn't call her Shirley. I think I had my phone on airplane mode.