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🔟 | Perfection Jérémy Doku v Brentford: 👌 86 touches ⚽️ 1 goal 📦 0.16 xG/0.90 xGOT 🎯 4 shots/2 on target 🎁 2 big chances created 🔑 6 key passes 💨 6/9 successful dribbles 🪣 42 ball carries/22 progressive 🏃‍♂️ 432.1m progressive carrying distance 📈 10 Sofascore Rating His outstanding run of form continues to keep Man City’s title hopes alive ⚡️

JEREMY DOKU EVERY MANCHESTER CITY FAN WILL REMEMBER THIS

@prateeek5harma x.com/i/status/20492… 😂😂

Harry Kane playing too deep isn't helping Bayern at all... sometimes u just need to be there on the run for the counters not at Midfield bruh

@Shubhankan007 @BlueGuardiancom Congratulations brother 👏

Start of a new journey as India Regional Manager at @BlueGuardiancom 🚀🇮🇳 The sky is BLUE 💙

Not a single April fool’s joke today because we are living in a joke

If someone calls you a simp for respecting women's dignity, remember being a simp is far better than being a misogynistic, rapist-minded assh0le.

This is New India. Only the PM is allowed to share his Maan ki baat. If we do, we get our accounts on X withheld

Project Hail Mary has been watched. guess what they had me cry for a goddamn Rock 🥹🥹 That's why the movies exist damn!!

And one major problem with knowing too much or seeing things clearly is that you lose the ability to participate in certain illusions that make life easier for everyone else.

People on Instagram are enjoying sunsets, vacations, destination weddings. People on X are posting like we’re in the final chapters before civilization collapses. Same world. Different timelines.

China arrests even robots and Here convicted rapists like Asaram get parole and VIP darshan at Ram Mandir. Can we compete? Never

Even countries at war don’t report this many deaths so regularly.

I think if March 2019 me and March 2026 me sat in a room, they wouldn't believe each other.

The downside of having friends who don’t use Twitter is that they come to you all excited to tell you something you already knew three days ago.

if you’re old and chronically online enough you can spot copied posts everywhere on this website. it’s truly 90% of viral posts here.

i barely go on instagram cause everybody’s life just seems too perfect. i come on here cause y’all are lunatics

I want to live in a world where the bombs fall on pedophiles, not children.

If you're proud of your Dad. Retweet this.

HBO and Apple TV are together saving the television industry and I love it. The budgets are big, the stories are immaculate, the picture, cinematography and visual effects are stunning! We are eating good!!! 😭😭

Wha a fking game 😂🔥