Chris Keating

Myself and my very dear and talented friend have started a little comic book project in memory of a friend of ours who passed unexpectedly nearly three years ago. Not in a crash. Heart attack. These scenes are at the start of the story when we find him reincarnated as a...

@moranless It's Morrissey. He has an incredible back catalogue and he'll always throw in the odd Smiths tune every now and again. The people who complain probably only have You Are The Quarry and Strangeways in their CD collection.

Have the people complaining about Morrissey's setlist on this tour never been to any of his concerts before??

@foolish_big In her folly age In the foliage Mrs. Foley aged considerably... I've just given ye a FABULOUS intro to your next single. It could be Big Boy Foolish's Eleanor Rigby. Or not. I'll get my people to have brunch with your people and we'll thrash out royalties and stuff.

Big Boy Foliage

@TheNotoriousMMA President me hole. Cop yourself on, ya fucking punch drunk coke fiend.

@andyhersh Typical 'Pool fan. Football season is over so now you're giving out about tennis. I'll join ya when Wimbledon kicks off...

#RolandGarros totally ridiculous that they don’t use technology for line calls. Great match.

@NiallFarrell218 @rtenews They couldn't build a motorway between Cork and Limerick but you expect this prick to rule the waves? Me bollocks.

@rtenews Ireland should be a leading nation in maritime policy. Micheál Martin is right. Unfortunately that’s not going to happen because we cannot do much right in Ireland. Always reactive and never proactive.

Taoiseach Micheál Martin has said he wants Ireland to be a "leading nation" in global maritime policy ahead of the United Nations Ocean Conference in France rte.ie/news/environme…

@rtenews I'm saying stuff. Important stuff. Nothing at all to do with how shite I am at being Taoiseach of Ireland but I'm hoping that by me spouting stuff about shite important stuff you'll think I'm a viable politician. But I'm actually a shite politician. And a fucking dope.

@tomhappens The Fontaines are a fine band. They remind me of The Fall but that's just a comparison created out of utter laziness. But they are an incredible album band. Which reminds me of how The Smiths were an incredible album band. The Smiths and The Fall is all I gots, man.

Hard to get your head around how big the Fontaines have become 😳😳👌👌

@simoncoveney @OfficialCorkGAA Should we expect you as a panelist on The Sunday Game soon? A lot you know about hurling.

Epic Munster Final!! Brilliant performance ⁦@OfficialCorkGAA⁩ Congratulations! 🇲🇨🇵🇪 rte.ie/sport/hurling/…

@gavreilly @VirginMediaNews There are FIVE opposition parties???? Well, I never...

@BowesChay Booby trapped?

The Russian Army has sent a huge convoy to the Ukrainain border with the bodies of more than 6,000 Ukrainian soldiers. But Zelenskys Dictatorship is refusing to accept them. Why?

@OffgridIreland What about the thick looking fucker who was walking holding up a poster of Trump, Putin and Cokey McFuckface? Is that acceptable to you?

🇮🇪 A small minority at recent Irish anti-immigration rallies have shown up with foreign flags, particularly Israeli ones, and it’s utterly unacceptable. These rallies are for IRISH unity, not to flaunt divisive symbols that don’t belong. The vast majority of attendees reject this, with many Irish nationalists sympathetic to Palestine. Whether it’s to “trigger the left” or push some unrelated agenda, these flags sow division, not strength. This isn’t England. Foreign flags have no place at Irish rallies. Our focus is Ireland’s future. #IrishUnity #NoForeignFlags

@NickiDonohoe This popped up on my Facebook memories today...

Update .. : Paul heard I was in the hotel and wanted a selfie so course I said yes!! 😂😂 (Or … we caught him at brekky and he also wanted pics of Phil so we all win!) Such a gent and got a real warm vibe from him. Ten points to funny men. All day long

@Colly_wobbles @RoyalFamily The Royal Beard is a tradition for Royal males who go bald. Baldness was viewed as being because of a lack of testosterone so bald princes and kings would grow beards to prove they were still 'all man' even though were baldy as fuh.

Have you seen William, Prince of Wales sporting an unshaved face? @RoyalFamily If Wills wants to represent UK, tell him to clean up...

@impartiallens @BowesChay Not the only pub, mate. Other pubs refused them as well. We like to keep our Cork pubs scrote free.

@BowesChay The Long Valley 🤔

It's increasingly difficult for the state run media cabal to marginalise these people A group of peaceful protesters against the Irish States catastrophic mismanagement of immigration were denied entry into a Cork pub for carrying the National Flag.

@BowesChay Too fucking right too. The scum are targeting The Long Valley. But, fair play to other pubs that did the same like The Sin É and the other heritage pubs. We're Cork. We do things different here, pal.

If you're doing Pana this week, pop into The Long Valley and get yourself a drink and a sandwich to say thanks to Peadar and Paul and the lads for refusing to serve the right wing scum that paraded through our town on Saturday. And the Sin É and the other pubs that did the same.

@StevieGrainger Hamas Andwich.

GRIPT EXCLUSIVE ⚠️ Long valleys famous doorstep sandwiches secretly hiding Hamas terrorists

You’ll never guess what place she is speculating about

@RobertKennedyJc What's your narcotic of choice today, Mr. R.F.K.? I don't know if you're aware of this but, tweets like this, coming from a democratically elected politician, proves that a) You're a spaced out fucking idiot And b) The people who voted for you are spaced out fucking idiots.

At this point, maybe we just cut California loose and float it over to China! Anyone agree? MAHA

@EOBroin I am seriously of the opinion that there is a distinct lack of determination to actually build fucking houses in Ireland AND I include the opposition in this opinion. I believe it's just a huge fucking game of political football. Imagine if the government got it right..

Housing Minister pulls plug on almost 500 social homes across six sites over rising costs These PPPs were always controversial & more expensive than direct delivery. Govt must move swiftly to fund the Council to ensure these homes are built! jrnl.ie/6725958

@EOBroin There are people living in rodent and mildew infested homes as it is. Here's a fucking mad notion. Sort that situation out first before you start bleating on about derelict properties. In my opinion, your call to make these properties available 'in 12 weeks' is blowholing.

Sinn Fein calls for vacant council houses to be made available within 12 weeks irishmirror.ie/news/irish-new…