Shinaree Haukun

@zach_hazard Designed by someone that has not used a gun before.

“Man, I love it when the stock of my gun rips out my facial hair. I wish there was a way this could be worse…” “Now it tries to eat your fingers.” “Perfect.”

@ShitpostRock2 Based.

@PositivFuturist HENRY NATIONALISM.

Vacuum technology peaked here. Dyson can fuck off - all they’ve done is add needless complexity.

@ReviewsPossum Pokimane was being a whore. That's the jist of it.

I guess I'm no longer hip with the kids because I needed context clues to understand what the fuck this even means.

@ReviewsPossum I am sure in the trenches when he was hiding from the nightly shelling, he mentaly retreated into the Shire. I am sure the Rohirrim charge was how he felt bayonet charging in the enemy trench.

J.R.R. Tolkien had trauma and survivor's guilt from World War I and losing his parents as a child. Despite this, he never sought professional therapy. Instead, he defeated his personal demons through religion and writing.

@DAKKADAKKA1 Why she wearing her work-hat at home?

When did Halo die?

@BlueIkeTweets That book was written while Roald Dahl was on coke and having constant WW2 flash backs.

They legally can’t adapt Elevator, the Dahl estate is very abundantly clear on this. You’d sooner see a Flintstones & the Chocko-Rock Factory or a Tom & Jerry version of the Tim Burton Wonka.

@zerohedge Got to love a nuke that you have to Fix Or Repair Daily.

US SPOKE TO AUTOMAKERS GM, FORD ABOUT MAKING WEAPONS: WSJ The Ford Atom Bomb hatchback

@RestoreBritain_ The smallest acorn can become the mightiest Oak.

The first of very many.

@ShitpostRock2 Terry Davis did create a terminal line to talk to God so yea he was on their list.

They did the same thing to Terry Davis but they will never admit it

@revenant_MMXX I had a 32 year old teacher spittle scream at me for knowing to put C after saying degrees when referring to temperature. Anyway recently she died from a Heroin overdose so I think I came out on top.

I realized teachers were mediocre idiots when we did presentations on the periodic table. I got aluminum. When I gave my presentation, I mentioned that the British pronunciation & spelling for aluminum was "aluminium." My teacher made a big show of telling me that I must have gotten it wrong. Natually, the class found this amusing and I felt very awkward for a moment. But, feeling put on the spot, I asked to look it up on the classroom computer. She used the Encyclopedia Britannica software or whatever it was we had, and there it was, right there. I'm lucky she didn't tell my parents to put me on prescription meth as punishment, and to her credit, she actually did apologize. But after that, every time I saw a teacher fumble for the answer key or push back on a student in an embarrassing way, I would think of that moment and back up the student, who would turn out to be right more often than not. I guess, in a way, you could say that this "built character" in that I learned early in life that people love to be confidently wrong and that most people shouldn't be taken at face value. Just because someone is in a position of "authority" or "prestige" doesn't mean they deserve to be there, especially not in a system like ours that lets ~100 IQ people serve as "educators." Still, I can only assume that people who vehemently defend public school must not have ever had experiences like these, themselves having been along for the ride with little opportunity for independent thought or revelations that they were smarter than their teachers.

@reddit_lies I love that they used lawn chairs.

Europeans after landing on the moon: “where’s the public transit?”

@Creetosis22 *The Earthlings have detected us*

The humble 1950's sci-fi sound effects department.

@uncledoomer My junior school had female teachers who would have temper tantrums, throw things at walls, and run out of the class room crying at least 2 times a month. But God forbid a male teacher raising his voice becuase a pupil told him to "drop dead like his wife".

over the past few days, the timeline has been flooded with people's experiences at public school. bright kids, a little disruptive in class, disciplined by jealous teacher, placed on drugs, parents called, etc. why are teachers failing these kids and why did it get this bad?

@GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks If its well done, I love it.

submit by @epicartworks

@Glock9Dorito You are missing a Halo ODST.

this was a once in a lifetime run

@DAKKADAKKA1 GNFOS

Triumph of the Will 🥲

@memeticsisyphus I was screamed at slapped and belittled because I was ahead of everyone. It is sadly quite common.

It’s true, every halfway intelligent right winger I know irl had a massive conflict with at least one elementary teacher over things like: reading ahead, reading too difficult books, not showing enough work, etc etc. it’s the first time we experience the uncaring tyranny of state bureaucracy and it sucks.

@meta_mato @nocontextmemes Get out, get out while you still can.

@Baezelclast @nocontextmemes Oh fuck

@ApollosMission I do like the old Xbox avatar system, I think it's cool to have a character as part of a profile.

Seeing this for the first time in 15+ years actually did psychological damage to me, we’re getting so old man..