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BREAKING: Tottenham Hotspur captain Cristian Romero will miss the remainder of the season with a knee injury 🚨

My day so far, someone left a cron entry on our dev estate running which deleted a 5TB database.

@FinanceLancelot Whys he healing Epstein

This is a real post. Trump just posted it. Anybody want to take a swing at the hidden message here?

@LFCLaurie The internet would break. There is not enough bandwidth for all the gifs and memes that would be sent

Imagine the timeline if Spurs go down and Arsenal bottle the title all on the final day. It would never, ever be topped. Football will have peaked.

@NDR_lufc Inject it into my fucking veins.

Me:

@MikeyHotspurs Who do you think Kudus will have in his heart next season?

Our club is infested with poisonous personality’s

@EricLDaugh This is some incredible mental gymnastics

🚨 JUST NOW: Iran is likely STUNNED that President Trump really did it, he's BLOCKADING the Strait of Hormuz and playing hardball Time and time again, they realize 47 stands on business. TREY YINGST: "These countries did not participate in helping to open the Strait of Hormuz during Operation Epic Fury. We've heard a lot of comments from European officials who say that the president should make different decisions or that they're trying to put pressure on the operation." "The president is showing who is in charge, not just at the negotiating table, but on the battlefield." @TreyYingst

@wartranslated 17D chess at this point

Trump hadn't finished unblocking the Strait of Hormuz before announcing his own blockade of it. Interesting plan.

@Osint613 This is some fucking mental timeline we live in

BREAKING 🔴🔴 Trump: Our navy will now block any ship trying to enter or leave the Strait of Hormuz.

@HormuzLetter So the straight that was open before and free flowing is now closed by two opposing sides. This is some retarded timeline were in. Cant wait fir the market open tomorrow

BREAKING: President Trump announces the US Navy will begin “blockading any and all ships trying to enter or leave” the Strait of Hormuz, effective immediately, on Truth Social. Trump says the talks failed solely on Iran’s refusal to abandon nuclear weapons, and that the Navy will also interdict vessels in international waters that paid tolls to Iran.

@nabb_melo 3 weeks minimum. The others are city breaks or stag parties.

So What's the perfect vacation length? A. 2-3 days B. 5 days C. 7 days or longer

@LinkofSunshine They are supposed to do things?

@Mrjamieohara1 Tudor Igor should be brought in. Finish the job

Igor is gone, had to be done that’s half the job, now we have to get the right person to save this season, someone who knows his formation knows the league and will stick to his team, give them belief and get a tune out the best players, last throw of the dice #Spurs

@WestHam_Central They can fuck off. As much as i hate that shithole, check the details of the rental contract

Olympic champion Keely Hodgkinson says Team GB would win more medals at the World Athletics Championships at London Stadium than West Ham “have seen in their entire history”. The Hammers are refusing to give up their tenancy for three weeks in September 2029.

@PCSpecialist Would you rather stick your finger in Jeff Bezos or sniff the seat of Elon Musk after hes just stood up.

PCSpecialist Social Media guy here. For the next 24 hours, I will reply to every single comment underneath this post. Do not make me regret this.

@SpursOfficial You cant sack him now you heartless bastards.

Everyone at Tottenham Hotspur is deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Igor Tudor's father, Mario. Our thoughts and condolences go out to Igor and his family during this incredibly difficult time 🤍

@RavenSoftware Just bring casuals back ffs, i just wanna chat shit with the boys and not have to think tactically and entire match.

The weekend LTM is now live for Call of Duty: #Warzone! Extreme Resurgence ⏫

@MDXcrypto Pickled onion obvs.

@BagFsw monster munch, fucking sold, bring them all the way from the UK please

My Burj Khalifa pad is now vacant and ready for a new tenant 🇦🇪 #Dubai Come on, you definitely need a view like this, offers below please.

@LeedsXtra_ At spurs expense right?

Imagine we draw to West Ham at the end of the season and we both stay up on the last day 😂 #LUFC #WHUFC