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Chekhov’s Emotionally Charged Dad Joke
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Chekhov’s Emotionally Charged Dad Joke
@BailesMoney
28|they/them|big queer| everyone’s favorite commie kitchen witch|MPH| only passing through on my way to lesser things
Oklahoma City, OK Katılım Mart 2020
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Oh. Oh my word. I thiunk I have to protect and cherish him
Fascinating History@Fascinate_Hist
Sometimes, the smallest things carry the biggest love.
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@tonyhawktruther He is also going to ask you to solve his riddles three, but all of the answers to the riddles are “give the ancient guardian snacks”
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Lmfao that’s an old, OLD ancient guardian. Look at the eyes. You can tell.. chills
GillianNaps@GillianNaps
Ough, git a load of this fuckim marshmallow!
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@occult__culture Loving the cunty little hip pop
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Armored skeleton of Saint Pancratius, Church of St Nikolaus, Switzerland
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@sarahconamor That creature is going to request you solve it’s riddles three
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throwback to when an elk wandered into Altus last week and tried to fight a backyard grill. he’s been safely relocated back to the wild, far away from barbecue season
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@chesterzoo Please name at least one Bob Fossa
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The ONLY fossa pups in the UK 😍
Two boys, two girls... and a whole lot of mischief! Tell us your name ideas 👀👇
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you get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones
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@scenequeenrocks Hi scene queen, my wife adores disco and you’ve just made her extremely happy!! Can’t wait to see you in OKC ❤️
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@raccoonesthetic Please Mr. The raccoon, I would like a surprise.
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everyone who likes and replies to this tweet will get a weird surprise in their DMs 🦝👁️
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@raccoonesthetic Please raccoon. Please gift me. I’m in awe of the aesthetic
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to celebrate 80k followers, I’m giving a secret raccoon item to someone in the comments
keep an eye on your DMs 🦝
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Whenever this poem is shared, my heart breaks a little—& then I am reminded just how much my belief in poetry is a belief in love.
Thank you to everyone who has engaged with this poem & with Dressing the Bear.
I wish I had a better way to show you how touched I truly am. 💙
Miranda Holmqvist@MirandaHqv
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@susanlleary Hi I work in substance misuse prevention and stigma busting, and I have to tell you how hard your use of the word Clean in this hits. I hope the memory of your brother is a comforting one even while it’s sad, and I hope you know your art is appreciated. Your work is lovely.
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@OKPoliticalMeme Baby girl is looking *rough*! Beard a mess, clothes a mess, hair a mess! This man slept in that suit and has not changed his thong in days…
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So this is clearly just an axe to grind now that he has been personally affected
Tara Blume@tcblume
Governor Stitt was questioned today about why he fired State Forester Mark Goeller after the March 14th fires. While not giving specifics, he suggested the agency is unnecessary. "Let's just get rid of the whole thing." Details 6pm @kfor kfor.com/news/local/not…
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Going out by yourself is the best! You’re the main character, babe! You can go wherever you want, entirely at your own pace, and you can leave as soon as you’re done being out. It’s uncomfy until it’s not, like breaking in new shoes. Go walk around a bit, and you’ll be fine!
kel@imnoloon
i want advice from people that aren’t afraid to go out by themselves like i want to start going places alone like cafes and bookstores and whatever but anxiety says no. please tell me how you do it if you do
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O CEASELESS WATCHER !!!! THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE VOYUER!!!! CHECK OUT THIS KITTY CAT
≽^•⩊•^≼
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@ElytraMithra Please they’re just so so scrungly 😭😭😭
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We are formally inviting Superintendent Walters, AG Drummond, and Governor Stitt to settle their differences in a duel at Frontier City on opening day March 15!
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@ForrestBennett How in the fuck is this man gonna tell me he needs me in office for “accountability” when he deadass just. Left the state without telling anyone for some random ass event mid emergency? Okay. Sure, Kev.
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Gov Stitt just issued this executive order, ending remote work by state employees.
I guarantee we will lose talented workers to the private sector, which understands that flexibility at work is vital in order for people to balance work & family obligations.
This is anti-family.
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