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@carobunga I have the marijuana version of it, if that does anything for anyone

No one has that voice anymore because Cigarettes aren’t the same

@MoMohler 2 causes or two buttholes?

I’m learning a lot about double diarrhea.

If I already have diarrhea, I’ll go and eat Taco Bell because you can’t get diarrhea twice at the same time.

@girlcloudnine Here here. I can't imagine the actual value any of us could contribute if not for these "jobs"

I have to get a Job, which is oppression

@crybabybuick You think he's been on this since jump for nothing?

I wonder if god mogged lucifer

@p8stie @TOTALCESSDEATH I can fuck with some ballet I know that

@TOTALCESSDEATH some people like it

People who listen to classical music and are like 115 iq on average but people who listen to widespread panic are above 130

@p8stie They literally identify with their social media accounts & prob most derive self worth there too. Relationships are now investments in a portfolio, a gf is a big bet, if she doesn't follow the predictions she may just pull down the entire valuation (ie his sense of self etc )

Gen z boyfriends are way more jealous and possessive than millennial ones what’s up with that

@grimeywonder777 It all makes the worst kind of sense

@Baizebub unpredictable second order effects would appear like someone is just fucking around so that part is baked in humans don’t have the best record in this department and there is always some vulture to capitalize off the chaos

taking all this “el nino” causing extreme weather talk to mean the geoengineering programs are ramping up

I worry that men are so socialized against expressing or voicing there anger/frustration, they've adapted to just believe those feelings are incorrect or not worth considering & maybe consider it a personal moral failure 😮‍💨😔

@Postbop3C Fantasize like imagine or fantasize like making plans?

I bought some candy. I'm going to drop it off at home, then go sit in the park & fantasize about dying

@um_itsavalie No more laryngitis 🗣️ It's so over for... everyone

what is a small thing in your life currently that you love?

@crybabybuick How old is the truck is the question here

Have you ever met a good person that owns a truck

I think I put my estrogen patch on in the specific area that makes you cry like 30 seconds after it's stuck to your skin 😭

@thran_legacy They are territorial af too

Instead of guard dogs im going to have a guard peacock that just screams loud as fuck

@p8stie I find myself in these patterns...

thoughts of transitioning haunt me daily

Watching lizards in the morning is better than every single movie that's in theaters right now Go do it, if you can🏜️🦎

@JoeLongBalls Make sure that they aren't all tangled/wadded up, it really does help. I basically do a very inexact fold when I load linens but I have girl brain so that would probably explain it

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, when you're washing your bedsheets just run that dryer twice, don't even bother checking

@uncledoomer When 2 Narcissists are equally matched, they combine to form a narcissistae. Truly terrifying, but even scarier is realizing we don't know how much higher they could theoretically power scale

imagine the colossal amount of money this couple has wasted on flying to a country, taking selfies, flying home, and having those selfies printed in a book. that doesnt just come from not having kids. one of them has a trust fund.

@Tyre_94 So cute🥹

My favorite thing my grandma use to say is she would refer to smoking weed as “doing marijuana” lmao. RIP to that queen forreal!

@unclehaver @Shadoo_creeture Rub it in

A crow just deposited this on my balcony and left 😍