Tyler Zaloudek

Joe Burrow is trying to become the first QB to win a Heisman, National Championship & Super Bowl. Crazy that a CB has already accomplished this. Eh @CharlesWoodson

I got sober when I was 29. 29 years ago today. My heartfelt gratitude to all of you who made this possible.

Robert Edwin House, President, CEO, and sole proprietor of the New Vegas Strip, industrialist and technologist, founder, President, and CEO of the multi-billion-dollar pre-war robotics and software corporation, RobCo Industries Born today, June 25th 2020 #Fallout

we sent Tom Hanks a volleyball while he’s in quarantine! I am his nurse here in Australia and i am taking very good care of him. He’s jerked off 80 times today and just went 26 kills 3 deaths on Halo

pants? shit em.

1,000,000

Twitter is a niche, left-leaning platform, Chapter XVII >

53 years ago from today's date, Andy Dufresne escaped from shawshank prison

@Reverend_Graham The hell you say!

@Reverend_Graham #blessed

giving up on getting out of this winter for lent

@peakeingsince93 He usually does it for a rushing touchdown

@Balencesto Lol ya I know, it was just funny given the situation

Did Rodgers just do the championship belt celebration?....LOL

@MiddlesCoolMath @andersonala45 @honeyylei @small_titters @SyrahInCity @mygrandmacarmen @sloinoh @Rosewiththorns6 One time I ordered a black coffee and a bunch of hipsters jumped me in the parking lot, beat me with a sack full of avacados and kale. Said this was an iced mocha frap type of town and "my kind" weren't welcome. Then they peed on my dead body and rode off on their hoverboards.

RT to enter to win a #Fallout76 Pip-Boy kit from @TheWandCompany in celebration of #Fallout3's 10th Birthday. Official Rules: beth.games/2Rk5V1X

Play me sum pimpin mane

20 million retweets and we'll produce this script ourselves. twitter.com/KeatonPatti/st…

cause of death: plastic straws from Starbucks

@peakeingsince93 #THATSTOOMUCH

@peakeingsince93 @CauseWereGuys @MatthewRinglien Sounded like it hurt!

@CauseWereGuys @MatthewRinglien @Balencesto can't stop laughing