Caroline Stewart

@PageSix Should have read the comments in the BravoRealHousewives subreddit. @Paige_DeSorbo doesn’t run the Daphne_desorbo insta reddit.com/r/summerhouseb…

Paige DeSorbo picks a side in Amanda Batula and Ciara Miller’s ‘Summer House’ spat over West Wilson trib.al/XlHidqq

There are far too many fools for the day to be funny.

Go get ‘em @NeNeLeakes @PhaedraParks @TherealCANDIACE @erikajayne @CountessLuann @melissagorga

I need @Andy and a camera

@BravoWWHL Not really but congratulations to the happy couple!

If you were wondering about KJ Dillard’s relationship status… #WWHL #SummerHouse

@kirk_bado @nathanlgonzales Reminds me of Bull Durham when Crash Davis drilling into Nuke LaLoosh to use boring cliches when talking to the press. The good Lord willing, things will work out.

More than a decade ago @nathanlgonzales wrote this prescient piece, so watch for these 10 telling phrases from candidates in the last week before the first major primaries of 2026 insideelections.com/news/article/1…

@em_Lazzy Charles Darwin and Steve Irwin owned the same tortoise. Her name was Harriet and she lived to be 175.

Does anyone have any random fun facts about a very niche subject. I'm bored and love learning random things

@LeahLibresco I bet he’d be great at parades

We gotta give him a purely ceremonial post where he just does flag raisings, encourages people to have kids, and gets one (1) crypto scam per year.

@PostMalone would shine as a member of Triple X. He’s totally @SamuelLJackson’s vibe and Vin Diesel would see the appeal. @ninadobrev may need her safe word kumquat.

@mattadler81 I see you’ve met my in-laws

Walk-in guest, 7pm Saturday night: Host: Good evening, Do you have a reservation? Guest: Do I need one? Host: We are ‘sold out’ for tables until 9:30pm. Guest: How about that table over there? Host: Sorry, that’s reserved.

@jeremypiven Bangkok 54 a few doors down has the best crispy squid with basil

See you guys next weekend! Free VIP tickets for the best suggestion on a preshow meal

@TheCinesthetic Year after this came out/my freshman, a classmate declared blondes can’t wear yellow. As much as I love how incredible Kate looks, I’ve never been able to shake my classmate’s proclamation. There’s a small part of me that thinks I’m missing out but have choosen 2 ignore it.

this scene from how to lose a guy in 10 days permanently changed brain chemistry

@TheMovieMermaid Megara from Hercules would shine in her 40s. In her younger years she was looking for a name with those rippling pectorals. I bet her priorities have shifted.

There should be a Disney princess who’s 40

@Devan_Kaney Logically makes sense but people are dumb. Science says “most efficient boarding method version of back 2 front—w/ few key twists. Rather than passengers fill in each row, best 2 start boarding from window seats, skipping every other row along the way.” scientificamerican.com/article/there-…

Can we all agree it would be so much easier if airlines simply boarded the back of the plane first and worked their way down? Let first class people sit in a lounge or something idk. Like how has no one implemented this.

@fifimcfae You must not have watched him on 30 Rock. In the bubble Dr. Drew was never burdened carrying hot coffee.

jon hamm the only actor on TV who can hold a coffee cup like there's coffee in it!!!!

@jdawsey1 Curlings cool but the luge is unrivaled. The last time someone died in luge was 2010; bad boyz 4 lyfe

I do not understand curling at all but am completely obsessed with it.

@tapptastical My boyfriend’s niece celebrated Valentine’s Day quizzing me on my first boyfriend and the men that came after. Was she preparing me for WH?

did wuthering heights make anyone else miss their favorite ex or was it just me?

@HousewivesHub @RealityBlurb Is that the network’s standard fine or do they tailor it to the housewife? Unclear if it’s minor or major deal.

Lisa Rinna says Bravo fined her $50,000 for “unleashing impulsive opinions on Instagram.” #RHOBH

@RachelLeishman JFK deserves better than Delaware

Craig Conover is our modern day John F. Kennedy Jr. (everyone is concerned about whether or not he's passed the bar exam)

Pretty sure I sold my republican aunt-in-law on the new JFK show by pointing out Meryl’s daughter plays Caroline Kennedy. Wise casting by Ryan’s team to lure potential haters.