Banele Christopher

Solo Trips to Bali? Highly recommend! 😮‍💨🙌🏾 Here’s the itinerary/mood board I put together for the trip. I did 90% of it, proud of myself.

@KaraboNtshweng Sagowi 😭😭✋🏾

Bought non-alcoholic gin and having it with tonic. It literally tastes like a waste of money.

@Mqoqindlela Awuthi ngim’hluphe!

@Banele_C At least i partner ikhona.

Yoo surely I’m the only one who has never been to a bush getaway with their partner 🥲🥹

Wedding guest ✨

That wasn’t a serious question. Joburg is falling apart. It’s everyone’s problem. Fucking ILLLOVO has been without electricity for 6 days. Marshallstown / Bedford and other areas : without water now on and off for the past month. Like - can we stick to questions about “CAN YOU GOVERN THE CITY IF JOBURG? IF YES : HOW? IF NO : WHY?” Manje , blacks / whites, yessses. Sifa’sonke la. 🙄 Anyways, I’m sure HZ would be better than Dada. But Herman Mashaba would be better than Both! In my opinion. Not because of blacks and whites and who gets what. (JHB is not CT. So that point is dom) - but because on his last round his policies were in line with fixing this city. And whoever comes in, either knows that and acts on it, or whether they’re black or white or racist or sexist or Gay or transgender or Nigerian or disabled - it won’t matter, the city’s infrastructure is fucked. Fix that or shut up.

Streets lights are not working, the roads have potholes, robots are not working, random power outages. Yah no City of Joburg is a mess

@sassy_nig I’m gonna confiscate your passport !!

@Banele_C Yohhh same 😭

I officially miss traveling.

@camagumayeye_ @RealestRoseGold 😭😂

@RealestRoseGold nje nge R300, umntu is supplementing a lifestyle? 😭

Men are supplementing the lifestyles of women and wondering why women are purchasing cars and properties more than them 😭💔

I'm dragging Aphelele to an event so I can scam him to a second location… Thursday nights are becoming my favourite days to go out for a drink.

@ayas1 Angeke phela bathole umendo lama girls ami

@Banele_C 🤣😭

@Sindi_Fleur Ngeke phela 😭

@Banele_C 😂😂😂😂

R44 million pension pay out is INSANE! 😭😭

@askash @Sindi_Fleur asambe mfaz

Not many people know that the biggest indoor shooting range in the Southern Hemisphere is in the basement of Fourways Mall in Jozi💥 Fourways Mall is the largest mall in South Africa, and it recently received close to half a million rands worth of upgrades. One of their newer tenants is Tactical HQ. You can shoot up to 107 metres, and the range accommodates 44 people at once. They also have a store that offers a wide selection of firearms, along with ammunition and accessories. Did you know there was an indoor shooting range inside Fourways Mall?

The social calendar is back on ✨

Don't forget HIM!!

Everyone on this show lacks emotional intelligence and it's frustrating me. #BeautyInBlackNetflix

The documentary? Definitely rushed. It’s everything you know summarised. The big question is WHY? Still don’t have that answer. It needs her side. #BeautyAndTheBester

@Zalo183649 Hate it so much!

@Banele_C Azz

Weight? ku gainekile and it's going to all the wrong places 😭🥴