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@drmistercody jfc

Time to get bummed out!

@malteadadeluz @WeirdMedieval lmfao

@WeirdMedieval english isn’t my first language* 😭💀

discovering the 14th century wife prayer was my fave part of researching the latest podcast ep

@psyspelunker @WeirdMedieval way to give away what her podcast is about

@malteadadeluz @WeirdMedieval not dumb. it's kind of hard to parse for native English speakers. well, one of them, anyway.

@WeirdMedieval im dumb and english isn’t my first english i really don’t understand someone help me pls

@mistervvs_ @louis_bega @abbygov oh, you're a cunt. how surprising

@louis_bega @abbygov This useless blue check has made more this month than you’ve made all year.

I truly do not understand the concept of vacation homes. “we visit The Hamptons twice a year so we figured it just makes sense to buy a $4 million house that sits empty for the other 51 weeks” why don’t you just book a hotel room like a normal person.

@PanicGamer @ChrisStephensMD @UniversalPics hey, wow, i found a creature even lower and more loathsome than a scab

@ChrisStephensMD @UniversalPics HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's AWESOME! We need more people who think like that. This is why I'm on their side, they're always thinking next level.

Quick shoutout to the good people at @UniversalPics for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right before a 90+ degree week.

@40Zetrel @kenklippenstein holy fucking shit, you are dumb

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@CliffConnolly @ArjunMahadevan the rate at which this shitty site has gotten shittier since that fucking shithead musk bought it is honestly kind of impressive

@BanjoHero @ArjunMahadevan And your comment was hidden from me until I clicked “more replies” even though it’s the only one

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@CliffConnolly @ArjunMahadevan jesus fuck. i had to scroll SO far to find and like this, the first non-blue-douchemark comment.

@ArjunMahadevan >self-made >rich parents every time

@Technicallyowen @casnorf @HazelMonforton piece of cake. just be sure you somehow actually are the most important being in the universe before you go in.

@casnorf @HazelMonforton The total perspective vortex

@Moms4Liberty @dcexaminer never heard of this young communist league, but you're sure making them sound pretty cool

“Either you support Moms for Liberty, or you support the Young Communist League” ⁦@dcexaminer⁩ washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/either…

@SonyaDouglas lol this kind of dumb is usually accompanied by one of those little blue checkmark warning signs

Drag is simply blackface for misogynists.

Sure, explain to a black woman why the history of men slapping on makeup to parody black people should in any way excuse men slapping on makeup to parody women

@cbs just interrupted my jeopardy show to spend 20 minutes saying nothing about some shitheel getting indicted for shit everybody already knows about, and i hope a literal [redacted] happens to their executive offices

@BRWN_Philosophy @SethAGinger @lpies3 @Oregonian holy shit, did you just say you think Robert byrd was a leftist? that's crazy

@SethAGinger @lpies3 @Oregonian Where was my body my choice when vaccines were being mandated by the left? People lost jobs. Also don’t think the left is so innocent when it comes racism. Sen.Robert Byrd(D) was a grand wizard, gov.Ralph Northam wore blackface, etc we can go on and on but you get the point.

Oregon House Republican Leader apologizes after son is pictured giving Nazi salute oregonlive.com/politics/2023/…

@DDTalkAboutIt @LaurenWitzkeDE i mean, i've come to expect remarkably dipshit takes from blue checks, but, wow. just, wow.

@BYUBroseph @fox13 nah

@fox13 What a shame. This beautiful country of ours was founded on Christianity of which the Bible teaches. We are losing our grip on what makes America unique and wonderful.

The Davis School District has removed the Holy Bible from several school libraries "due to vulgarity or violence." fox13now.com/news/local-new…

@tommgran that's not being creative, though

i’ve been struggling to put this into words for a while but i think a lot of this AI art craze comes down to these guys feeling the joy of being creative for the first time and mistaking it for something much deeper.

@rdmetz @InternetH0F jfc, blue checks with stupid takes is like 90% of this shitty site now

@InternetH0F Should look much more like this...

lol

@RyzeFi @Balance_Capital @PicturesFoIder say shut up to blue checkmarks

@Balance_Capital @PicturesFoIder Say YES to bitcoin 🚀

@Timcast wow i didn't expect pim tool to say something stupid oh wait yes i did

wow, i didnt expect Tom Morello to come out as a fascist kinda sucks