Banta Claus

@Spennser @Jacksepticeye Sounds like an std clinic

@Jacksepticeye the claprooms

Liminal horror movie where someone wakes up in the middle of a Cannes standing ovation and has no idea how to get out

@MaxFRobespierre @GBPolitcs It's a flat share which he doesn't own

@GBPolitcs Source?

@JasonReidx The real reason they got rid of Rayner

Is that hairdo compulsory in Starmer’s Labour

@dimenpsyonal They have to do rock paper scissors before each question

So who's the informal "leader of the opposition" since Labour and Reform are on the same number of seats

@Heccles94 Is that 4?

He has now been suspended not even 24 hours after winning 👇

@PolitlcsGlobal @SkyNews We got another pandemic before GTA 6

🚨🇳🇱 NEW: A KLM flight attendant has been hospitalised in the Netherlands after showing Hantavirus symptoms The individual ⁠had been ​in contact ​with ​a woman who ⁠died from an infection of the virus in Johannesburg [@SkyNews]

@dieworkwear Bite someone and see if you're equally deadly

have read so much racism on twitter that i thought "brown recluse" referred to a non-white introvert (like me) and didn't realize it's a spider

@krassenstein Then you get a Volvo not a hitlermobile

I might get hate for this too but I bought a Cybertruck. With a young family, safety was important and so is not polluting the atmosphere with $5 a gallon gasoline.

@NoJusticeMTG I heard his favourite screamo band is big time rush

BREAKING: Sources allege that Zack Polanski's favourite band is Five Finger Death Punch Source: The Daily Express

@mehdirhasan Is it me or does London labour have an issue with women

She was a drug mule nearly 30 years ago, helped put the dealer behind bars, regrets that young life of hers and “now aged, 54, she runs the Stretch charity based in Brixton, south-west London, helping drug addicts, homeless individuals, prisoners and ex-inmates. as well as other vulnerable people.” You really should delete this tweet @LondonLabour

@NoJusticeMTG Lol. LMAO even

Piss diamonds seething in the QTs

@JFolds76057 @ZackPolanski @Sami_Historian Didn't know the lib Dems condone deadnaming

@ZackPolanski @Sami_Historian You were a Liberal Democrat. We haven't forgotten Dave

It's Greens Vs Labour/Reform/Tories. Pick your side. Join.greenparty.org.uk

@YoungLiberalsUK @ZackPolanski Typical piss diamond activity

Still salty about it? @ZackPolanski

@Shrink_at_Large I just got my first prescription for that yesterday 😂

There has been a recall of SERTRALINE 100mg tablets batch number V2500425. The regulator said 81,872 packs are included in the recall. Please check if you are on Sertraline. Thank you.

@InsiderWire Ryanair has a golden opportunity here

#BREAKING: Spirit Airlines is now officially preparing to shut down.

@racepluscom @Auto_Racer_it I'm surprised the height above the end plates on the redbull is legal

🚨 | Red Bull’s reverse wing is a separate project from Ferrari’s Macarena wing. The team submitted it to the FIA last summer, shortly after Ferrari, and developed it for months before its debut. 📰 @Auto_Racer_it

@NicoleOnRacing People still follow wtf1?

Ok someone clue me in, what did they rebrand WTF1 to? I need to unfollow.

@TheyNeedRights Theydies and Gentlethems

Whats the nonbinary equivalent of sir and ma'am

@hetmehtaa Iot

i am a cybersecurity guy, scare me with one word

@KeenanPeachy So ace combat 7?

After getting awarded the Medal of Honor, Maverick agreed to run Top Gun, taking Iceman's old job. But he hates not flying, so he decides to retire and sail around the world with Penny. But then he learns that pilots are getting replaced by AI piloted drones. After all, every plane shot down in Iran cost a hundred million dollars. Drones are cheaper, expendable, no lengthy training required. Dog fighting is going the way of the calvalry and the cannon ball, anyway. The Admiral tells Maverick that Top Gun is transitioning to drone pilot training--this will be the last class of recruits. They need him to use the new recruits to train the AI to replace them. They need Maverick to teach the machine everything he knows. But, in the final battle, the experimental AI drones will fail -- because they aren't human and will never, ever have the need for speed. Maverick will save the mission and also save Top Gun itself by proving that no machine can replace a human fighter pilot. He and Penny finally sail around the world -- but he does install an AI captain on the boat so he and Penny can relax. After all, he doesn't know anything about sailing. THE END