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Never, in my wildest dreams, did I imagine the handbook for beginner Satanists that I authored, would sell 5,000 copies. But, it has. 6 years – over 5,000 readers. Hail Satan; Hail Thyself! a.co/d/05NFf0Iv

@levirelates Lmao. That shirt is designed to be worn the other way round. She's got it on backwards to be more "conservative", or, she's as stupid as she's acting.

Notice how nobody gives a fuck

had enough

@wholelottasol "Heaven" exists only in your own mind, friend.

@BaphoNetNews @JoEllisReally i hate to break it to yall but heaven is actually extremely exclusive i can’t believe i had to spell that one out for you

Life is all about transitions. Male to female* Christian to Jew Pilot to comedian And those were just in the last 3 years. What’s next?

This directly violates the interstate commerce clause, as affirmed by SCOTUS in a 7-2 decision. You can not restrict sales based on residency for pharmaceuticals.

@GergelyOrosz it took under 5 seconds to understand the simple pattern. I'd suggest for you: Brain teasers, crosswords and memory games. They'll allow you to recognize simple patterns, just like in kindergarten.

@koukovistas Not shitposting, I just wanted to use Discord after a long stretch of time of not using it :) (Managed to in the end, after becoming an expert in these symbols!)

Discord's "are you human" captcha went from "a human can solve it immediately" to "sit down and do some work for it." I can do it, but captchas were meant to be dead simple for humans, hard for bots. This is NOT dead simple for humans...

Dying's easy. Living's hard. — Dr. James Wilson

@JoEllisReally I absolutely agree. I condemn almost all actions by Israel, but am myself, Jewish by blood.

@BaphoNetNews Converting to Judaism because of spirituality and community is different from endorsing every action of a nation-state

@pushrodv8 mild engine Break ‐ Specifically for downhill, to help slow the vehicle.

what the fuck is B!!!!

We've finally arrived at Minority Report lite.

And @Rach4Patriarchy is demonstrably full of shit. The Church of Satan is not a political activist group, is not suing Texas, and does not view abortion as some sort of religious right. Like many conservatives, Rachel stupidly takes the bait of Cevin Soling's prank group, and can't even get their name correct. Equally stupid liberals of course give them their money for these stunts under the delusion that they have any legal weight, which they don't. Both extremes are too stupid to realize they're being played by a cargo cult prank filmmaker, and too impulsive to care. churchofsatan.com/the-satanic-te… churchofsatan.com/policy-on-poli… churchofsatan.com/the-satanic-te… .

@naiivememe me. im 40 now.

Just heard that someone who was 19 in 2006 is now 40

Homer didn't write an epic non-fictional poem, he wrote a fictional one built out of the Greek mythos.

Let your darkness out today. Release your evil. Today is the Revenge of the Fifth!

Absolutely 😈

Hey folks, what's happening here?

It's "Witches Night"! One of the few high holidays in Satanism. Happy Hexennaught!

@ReddCinema Logan and Jason will be fighting long after the corpses of the others have turned into skeletons

No powers are held back, no escape. Who is leaving the elevator alive??