GrumpyOldMan

@di_dancin I told them that although I work full time there is always someone home to look after the dogs. I have a large secure back garden. And the dogs get walked every day. No joy, and it’s heartbreaking to see the same dogs on their website for over a year.

Keep trying! Tell them y're at home all day, local fields nearby, secure garden

@MbarkCherguia I’d take a fiver over her. You can smell her through the screen

Men, be 100% honest… $50,000 cash right now or HER? 😅💰

@charlie_lawson1 Angus Young

Rory Gallagher and Mark Knopfler.

I was shopping tonight and I fancied some chocolate. Rather than buy @CadburyUK palm oil slop I bought some @TonysChocoUK_IE . It tastes much nicer. Shame on you Cadbury

@benonwine Ban it

Woman shoots down a giraffe in Africa for fun, this is disgusting and barbaric and just blood sport for the sake of it in my opinion!😡 😔 But what do you THINK is Trophy Hunting Conservation or just pure Blood sports for the sake of it. So what is it, REALLY?

@Dogs4Rescue I tried to adopt a dog twice in the last 14 months and both times I was knocked back by a generic thanks but no thanks email. It’s too hard to adopt

‼️ The government are going to be consulting on dog breeding in April and this is our chance to demand change ‼️ You can expect us to be using our voice, and we encourage you to use yours 💜 It’s a little known fact that so many healthy dogs die in UK council pounds. And the situation is only getting worse 😢 This article might focus on Ireland, but at least it is raising awareness. UK euthanasia reporting isn’t standardised, nor does this include those euthanised in UK rescues or by owners who take healthy dogs to the vets to end their lives. The bull breeds are consistency in the top 3 dogs who end up in UK pounds. We stand shoulder to shoulder with those working in this difficult area, we feel your struggles and daily heartache. For the longest time we have championed the staffies and the bullies. As soon as we rehome one, we go and save another. We will always continue to do that - we just wish there were more homes and more people willing to open the hearts to a rescue.

@reformparty_uk He lied to us over and over again as a Tory. Why should we believe him now as a ToryLite?

A Reform UK government will end the war on the countryside.

@ClownWorld @GavinNewsom This is more accurate

For so many years people have been saying that Patrick Bateman and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?

@LFCTransferRoom Put @JanMolby in charge

If Liverpool aren’t able to bring Xabi Alonso next season, would you be happy with Roberto De Zerbi?

@Tipler1983 In fairness have you seen his real face? He is one ugly bastard

This header comes on the news looking like this and expects to be taken seriously as he talks about humanitarian issues.

@MarinaPurkiss After reading this I’ve decided to burn as much stuff as possible this weekend. I have a bunch of old tyres just sitting around doing nothing. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Breaks my heart that my 5‑year‑old is learning in school about all the ways he can protect our planet... While decrepit old fuckwits are dropping tons of bombs poisoning soil, air & water for decades to come for millions of us ...but sure, you recycle that bog roll little one.

@Real_Ames Spirit takes food stamps

🔥 She really stood there… in an airport… and asked Delta Airlines if they accept food stamps. 😭 That man shut it down like a light switch: “Step. To. The. Side.” Not today. Not ever. Not on his shift 💀 You laughing or staying professional??

@TheGriftReport What a cunt

🚨HEARTBREAKING AIRPORT ABANDONMENT!🚨 CONFUSED CHOCOLATE LABRADOR PUPPY DUMPED BY CRUEL OWNER A terrified young Labrador was found running loose and alone outside Pittsburgh International Airport's departures curb after its owner was told he couldn't fly with the pet. 42-year-old Texan Omar Perez callously abandoned the helpless puppy and even lied to police claiming an Uber driver did it. Witnesses helped officers safely catch the scared animal. Perez now faces charges of animal cruelty and abandonment. The puppy is safe in foster care and doing well, but the betrayal is devastating. Mans best friend betrayed..

@not_rekt_11 You can judge people on how they treat animals. That guy should never be near an animal again

“Black excellence…”

@BasilTheGreat @GLNatashaxo I live in a part of the country where not so long ago people were murdered for their political beliefs

@GLNatashaxo Because we live in a country where people are arrested for social media posts

Can I ask something? Is there a reason most people on here don’t show their face? Only asking because I’ve noticed not many do x

@MorganPCALLB @BROKENBRITAIN0 @TonysChocoUK_IE I tried the wee eggs on Friday. They were lovely. Ordered another box yesterday. Well done @TonysChocoUK_IE

Just for reference, Tony’s is still labeling their eggs as Easter eggs, and these eggs contain no palm oil whatsoever. Enjoy this Easter! @TonysChocoUK_IE

@bfchild66 Tesco have it for £30 at the minute which is an absolute bargain

@BaptainCaptain O must confess I love it matey , but never ) as yet ) tried itt

Fook it im hitting the gin 🤪 its gonna get messy

@AvonandsomerRob No

The UK version of SNL is about as funny as having a root canal without anaesthetic. Anyone watching it?

@NoCatsNoLife_m Death by hanging

Tattooing animals for “Funny or cool” reasons is cruelty, not art. It causes pain and fear for their entertainment. It should be illegal and offenders should face jail