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Why are all the ladies in Port harcourt nak£d?” — Lady questions Is this true ??? Davido and Zlatan Mr Eazi House of Representatives Ademola Lookman Bolaji Abdullahi Atiku

@PreyeDiri So who will then marry the unintelligent ones 😂😂 Truth is not everyone in this life will be intelligent alike, Some might be intelligent and smart in other things.

Women, if you like don’t marry an intelligent man😎😎

Good afternoon @Wizarab10 🙏 My newborn has a congenital heart condition and urgently needs surgery (₦18–₦20M). Baby is on Prostaglandins to buy time. Referred to OAUTHC, Ile-Ife—surgery needed within 5 days. Please help retweet. We need urgent support 🙏💔

Anh anh! One girl say she spent 8 million on food in Lagos in just 30 days. Na this Oyinbo woman living Nigeria kon dey exp0se am 😭😂

Speaking about the deep contradictions in human nature, Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada said: “Some people dream of having a swimming pool at home, while those who have one barely use it. Those who have lost a loved one feel a profound sense of loss, while others often complain about the relatives still in their lives. Those without a partner long for one, while those who have a partner often fail to appreciate them. The hungry would give anything for a meal, while the full complain about the taste of their food. Those without a car dream of owning one, while those who have a car are always looking for a better one. The key to happiness is gratitude—to truly see and value what we already have, and to understand that somewhere, someone would give everything for what we take for granted.”

This is the best Manchester United edit I've seen. The devil is BACK ♥️🙌

@merkyprime @UtdPride Download it now

@UtdPride @Barbartunday2 Bro, I need this as a ringtone.

I think I have seen it all. Manchester United fans are crazy😭😂

This young female Nigerian footballer has just been kidnapped. Her name is Ihotu John Rebecca, She is a well known Nigerian female footballer who was just kidnapped along the Benin Expressway. She plays for a football club based in Ibadan. Her kidnappers are demanding for ₦20m ransom. 💔 Please retweet and share.

"Temiloluwa is just 16 and has been missing for few days now ...I know it's ur phone and ur data but pls don't just scroll through and like my post , help me reshare it as well pls 🙏🏼God bless u all 🥹"

Man shares strategy used by One Chance in ABUJA. Kindly share to create awareness!!!! Credit - Trageel TT #AbujaFacts

If you don't want to get cancer before you are 50,stop these six habits immediately.

Despite his legs being amputated he still wants to work. @davido this isn't bigger than what you've been doing please locate him 🙏🥲

@Tope_Orus 😭😭

Interviewer: How much milk does your cow produce? Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one? Interviewer: The black one. Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 litres per day Interviewer: Your cows look healthy. What do you feed them? Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one? Interviewer: The black one. Farmer: Grass. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: Grass. Interviewer: (Annoyed) But why do you keep asking if it's the black one or the white one when the answers are just the same? Farmer: Because the black one is mine. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: It's also mine. 🐄😂

BARR. IKPEAMA: Why did you remain in the premises after the landlord gave you quit notice? TENANT: My Lord, I was still searching for alternative accommodation. He only told me orally to leave, so I did not believe he was serious. BARR. IKPEAMA: Why did he ask you to leave in the first place? TENANT: There was a qûàrrel between his wife and my first daughter. When he returned that evening, he told me to vacate the house. BARR. IKPEAMA: How much notice did he give you? TENANT: He said I should leave within one month. BARR. IKPEAMA: Was there any written tenancy agreement when you moved in? TENANT: No, sir. There was none. BARR. IKPEAMA: What transpired last week? TENANT: He came with police officers and had me árrèsted, claiming I was ûnlawfûlly occupying the apartment because the one-month notice had expired. BARR IKPEAMA: so your landlord called police and have you árrèsted because he gave you quit notice and you didn't leave? TENANT: yes sir, I spent 4days in détentioñ BARR IKPEAMA: did you pay any money before you were released? TENANT: yes, I paid 150k as bail money and they gave me one week to leave, I still haven't gotten a place BARR. IKPEAMA: My Lord, the facts before this Honourable Court are not in dîspûte. The Tenant received an alleged oral quit notice. Instead of approaching a competent court to recover possession, the Landlord resorted to self-help by inviting the police, resulting in the Tenant’s àrrèst and four days of detention My Lord, it is settled law that the police have no jurisdiction in purely civil landlord-and-tenant dîspútes. Recovery of premises is strictly a judicial process. A landlord who seeks possession must comply with statutory notice requirements and obtain an order of court. Anything short of that amounts to ûnlàwful eviction and abûse of power. In this case, the Tenant was detàîñed and compelled to pay ₦150,000 as so-called bail in a matter that is purely civil. That action is unconstitutional, ópprèssive, and a clear viólatioñ of his fundamental right to personal liberty My Lord, we respectfully urge this Court to hold that the àrrèst and dèteñtion were únlawful, condemn the use of police in civil tenancy dîspútes, and award damages in the sum of ₦2,000,000 for ûnlàwful àrrést, détentioñ, hûmiliatiôñ, and viólatioñ of rights We further urge this Honourable Court to affirm that due process must be followed in recovery of premises and that self-help has no place in a society governed by law. My Lord, we so submit JUDGE: here is my judgement JUDGMENT This application arises from the àrrèst and dèteñtion of the Applicant at the instance of the Respondent over a landlord–tenant dîspûte The material facts are largely undisputed. The Respondent verbally instructed the Applicant to vacate the premises within one month. Upon the Applicant’s failure to vacate within that period, the Respondent invited the police, leading to the Applicant’s àrrèst and dèteñtion for four (4) days. The Applicant was released after paying the sum of ₦150,000 described as bail It is settled law that dîspûtes arising from tenancy are civil in nature. A landlord seeking possession must comply strictly with statutory notice requirements and thereafter approach a competent court for an order of possession. The law frowns seriously at self-help. The police are not debt recovery agents nor enforcement officers in tenancy matters absent a valid court order The àrrèst and dèteñtion of the Applicant in the circumstances of this çàse were únlawful and a vîólation of his right to personal liberty as guaranteed under the Constitution Accordingly, this Court holds as follows: 1.The àrrèst and dèteñtion of the Applicant were únlawful 2.The involvement of the police in this purely civil tenancy dîspûte was improper 3.The Respondent shall pay damages in the sum of ₦2,000,000 to the Applicant for ûnlàwful àrrést and dèteñtion © Obasi Nzubechi

@Victoriousdivy @Mrbankstips who tell you, saw someone using it sometime last year 😅

@Mrbankstips People no longer make use of it anymore

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A Manchester United fan who’s a teacher walks into the classroom, and his pupils start chanting, “Glory Glory Man United!” 😂😂👏❤️

@Tope_Orus My brother, this is no ghetto at all, if you see ghetto you suppose know now 😅, congratulations to them though 👍🏽

BREAKING NEWS 🥹❤️ Samuel and his mother have officially been moved out of the ghetto into a modern apartment where they can now live in comfort and dignity. In addition, a kind-hearted individual has signed a contract to support Samuel with a ₦100,000 monthly allowance to cater for his needs as he continues his education. Bayusa TV facilitated the relocation after persistent disturbances from area boys who kept coming daily to demand money, making the environment unsafe for them. Moral lesson: The same grace that located Samuel in his time of need will locate every one of my followers. 🙏

I didn’t see it coming 😂😂