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D1337
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@Based_d0ll Were you the one to put the flosser there
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POV laying on the subway floor after you cracked your head open doing backwards somersaults off the seats
annie 👁❌🦋🪞@AnniePosting
POV laying on the warehouse floor after you cracked your head open doing backwards somersaults off the couch
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@faradayribcage the C stands for the grade I gave Undertone... because that movie was mid
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@goldtoothedworm I just laughed so hard in public that people turned to look at me lmao
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My fake friends are trying to social engineer me into going to this party in New York thrown by someone who disrespected me and I feel like they’re not getting that my attention is only metered out to people who do
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@AnniePosting you're right!
I'm a smart and beautiful woman with so much love to give 😇
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my girlfriend is very high functioning autistic, and her favorite meal is Caesar salad. She picks out all the tomatoes and bell peppers and discolored pieces of lettuce. She once ate only chicken nuggets for lunch for an entire year.
hope hopes hoping@hopes_revenge
never serve salad to autistics— they will separate out the tomatoes and bell peppers . dino nuggies …
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@AnniePosting @johnsmithyson0 if my caesar salad had bell peppers id pick them out too... only because they DO NOT BELONG on a caesar salad!!
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@johnsmithyson0 what the hell kind of caesar salad are you people eating? a caesar salad is like romaine, the dressing, parmesan, and some croutons. When are bell peppers entering the equation
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@AnniePosting @moldbugchaser YEAH RIGHT LIKE WTF?!
I'm more likely to exile myself into isolation than text ANYONE
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I call molly, 5meo, etc. "text your ex drugs" and if you are at or above the modal level of susceptibility (unlike me! 😇) you need to put your phone in a lockbox before taking them
dill deputy@ketamizedkitty
molly texting is worse than drunk texting
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@moldbugchaser how tf do you text your ex on 5meo... everytime I've done 5meo I'm catatonic for 25 minutes and then need to be alone for 4 days while I come back to reality?!
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looking at my photos from exactly a year ago and holy shit, i was so swole 😭 i need to get back to the gym asap!!!
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@Duderichy I gotchu
but I'm gatekeeping so you need to text me about it 😇
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@Based_d0ll how are you so insanely cool? 😭 let’s do this in dc plsplspls
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alt-normie to alt-yuppie pipeline. somewhere in williamsburg there’s a guy who used to do ketamine at raves and now he does ketamine at dinner parties and calls it “integration”
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