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Hi hello howdy hai I got new shoes

.@EDC_LasVegas Hai, hello are the overloads at EDC going to confiscate my sunscreen in security?

@ShredderLLC @rick_paulas 🤮 it’s eewwwwy

@Based_d0ll @rick_paulas 🤨

this is going to be a wildly horny weekend out here in NYC. perhaps the horniest. people are PENT UP! babies will be CONCEIVED. we are going to see everything from a small business opening up to planes hitting our world trade centers.

@nycghouls @rick_paulas Yuck, sex is gross

@Based_d0ll @rick_paulas What

@strategy_rpg @1thousandfaces_ 😇

@Based_d0ll @1thousandfaces_ final line makes this tweet Art.

is teenage engineering tasteslop

@lcmedium Sell

living above my means the credit card company is calling

@0xCAFEBEEF Some of my friends are just like this for whatever reason. It’s not performative. I love them all the same.

being around people like this is so exhausting, they love to constantly perform this stupid nonsense

@justalexoki Idk lately I’ve been talking about JSON animations, goat farming in urban Detroit, old school Jungle from the uk, cement mixers and the different types of finishes you can put on concrete.

what do people talk about if it's not sex or computers or God

@projectionheart I fought him and then he ran away

@projectionheart A dude broke into my house in East New York and fought me.

@lcmedium @viemccoy Nah it’s an accurate portrayal of how I live my life. Seriously.

@viemccoy @Based_d0ll this is, and i do not use the term lightly, schizophrenic

When you play a video game, especially an old one, you assume that every artifact you encounter and every scene you occupy are intentionally made and thus contain nothing but signal. You must live your life with this same assumption. Failure to do so results in the mundanification and engrayment of what otherwise could be enchanting and educational. Treating every moment as though it were a lesson and every encounter as though it were a message primes your psyche to enter into a near permanent state of annealing. It channels into an ancient present-tense attitude that signals to your entire system that you are *here* and *now* and ready for whatever encounters may bolster your ability to engage in self-becoming. If every moment is not some signal towards self-actualization, and this must include boring moments and moments of rest too, then you are giving up precious momentum with you could otherwise snowball into a great story of becoming. Everything starts with now. Pay attention!

@BasilButAlt This should be on main lmao

@elonmusk Didn’t Obama say this?

There is hope, but there must be change

@SYNESTHEIZURE You already know I’m signing up 😇🤭

I am founding a new political ideology. a sort of third path forward. not right, not left, but really really really far right

They made me sit in the bisexual section of the plane and gave me a safety manual?

@pillbottler I really only make plans no further ahead than 5 minutes in the future.

My plans are measured in centuries

@Bonecondor Oh right right I think they wanted the train to run from the river to the sea?

@Based_d0ll think it has to do with the municipal government and jurisdiction over the trains or something tbh

Unpopular but true: there is a sixth borough of New York. Circled for your convenience on the map, it runs from Ft. Lee to Bayonne and is colloquially known as the “West Bank”