CEO of Penis Shredding LLC.,

Due to recent AI advancements, I’ve pivoted to hardware

@LinkofSunshine Nah this rocks

Butter Steak Noodles for Dinner! Feel free to dunk on my steak lol

computer erase the last 2 years from my brain and also brutally murder me

The vibes tonight are immaculate. The vibes:

trying to see how fat I can get for vibecamp

@_chair Did you declare your favorite

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It would be easier if you just hated me

Yeah that’s not enough. Queue up hate me by blue October

Alexa play the Johnny cash cover of nine inch nails

@bu47871 @joi___ai Yes !

@ShredderLLC @joi___ai Bro I'm crying, is that the origin of your user name 😂😂😂😭😭😭

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants $2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood yes it’s real yes you get paid

Really enjoying this thing where everyday for the last week I get to cycle through anger, sadness, frustration, fleeting joy (distractions), and self loathing every 1-3 hours

@orb_net (>﹏<)ゝ

@ShredderLLC ya i got a wobbuffet plushie when i was in tokyo

PSA: someone made a website to track everyone’s favorite pokemon

@orb_net Actually?

@ShredderLLC wobbuffettt

@LoftonTCG He’s my strong 3rd pick in the roster

WHERE ARE MY TTAR MUTUALS?!

@Izzytr0n This is a perfect pick for you

@shittyprogram it makes me so happy that every pokemon is someone’s favorite

@ShredderLLC what the hell

If you or a loved one is looking to break into med tech sales, my husband is hiring. - $100k base - Arduous journeys - Long hours - Glory if you win Looking for someone charismatic, intelligent, and desperate.

@itsnyaaja They make phone cases specifically for this

dropped 300 bucks on a pretty card just to put it in my phone case and legit saw the light leave the vendor's eyes as I was stuffing it in there ahahaha

It should be noted that more people like bulbasaur than charizard