CEO of Penis Shredding LLC.,

Due to recent AI advancements, I’ve pivoted to hardware

@Based_d0ll Were you the one to put the flosser there

POV laying on the subway floor after you cracked your head open doing backwards somersaults off the seats

@orb_net Don’t put @thedimitri out of a job

>watching mad men with my girlfriend >me: we used to be so good at sexism, could we be that good again? >gf: we can't, we don't know how >i slap her

@orb_net Doing my part to repopulate the city after the rat czar drove them to near extinction

@ShredderLLC flossing and spitting out bits of meat on the platform for the rats

Thought it might be poor train etiquette to floss on the subway or path, but game respects game

@Chadson I’ve seen what the random number generator can do for others

@ShredderLLC it’s kind of awesome, especially in the beginning

I need a new hobby. I think I’m going to get really deep into gambling addiction

No more gods Only comrades

@aspergtame Bought at 120, they are worth 2600+ now

@aspergtame I had a whole case that I sold at roughly 600 per box to buy stocks

I do often think about how it’s insane that every person I know that works in wealth management has said that I should continue to invest to in the market for the last how many years, but if I had followed my own advice and just went all in on pokemon evolving skies booster boxes I would be up 1,836% in 5 years

@949resident I’ve tried to decipher this and I still have no idea what I’m looking at

@ShredderLLC Reading 3: Early in the morning, I need to stop agreeing to things. When morning comes, I need to stop saying yes to things: "first thing tomorrow morning, no more agreeing to stuff."

I need to stop agreeing to things early in the morning

@slothy_420 🫦

this made me hornier than it should’ve #yesterday

@orb_net The ozempic isn’t working

when we walked out stavvy was facing a whole pizza lmao

went to random comedy show w college best friend, turned out stavvy and tim dillon were on it

There’s something almost romantic about standing in your kitchen butt ass naked and alone, eating an entire bag of shredded cheese with your bare hands

Having someone from TPOT call you by your handle irl is one thing but having to explain to your mom what your handle is because she asks you “what do they call you” WAS NOT A QUESTION I WAS PREPARED FOR

@949resident @SYNESTHEIZURE

@949resident Yes. ?

@ShredderLLC This sentence is ambiguous and has at least three possible readings.

I am once again reiterating that you all should trust @nobody_ for restaurant picks

@justalexoki @Based_d0ll does

women really have no idea about male sexuality