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@David_Tracey Only Fans

Fastest 6 grand I ever made.

@TradingThomas3 China not eating those tainted chips Trump trying to flog.....

It is time to Zen for a bit here.

@TradingThomas3 Time to pump alternative indices

Tech futures softer this morning 👀

@TradingThomas3 That's just incoherent babble

Right at market open 😂

@David_Tracey Totally bored by the markets now.......

No doubt bears getting excited here.

@TradingThomas3 Last Friday they were working together now they're going to shoot and kill them 🙄

War has been won, deal will be signed any minute.

@DeItaone After the markets closed on Friday?

*TRUMP EXTENDED IRAN CEASEFIRE FOR 3-5 DAYS: WHITE HOUSE TO FOX

@elerianm UK inflation has been above the Bank of Englands 2% target for 5+ years now....

Following a 0.7% monthly increase—slightly above the 0.6% consensus forecast—UK annual inflation rose from 3.0% in February to 3.3% in March. This was primarily driven by the largest jump in transportation costs since 2022, including car fuel and airfares. While core inflation came in at 3.1%, slightly below the 3.2% forecast, the outlook remains cautious. Due to spillovers from the Middle East War, expectations are that inflation is now more likely to climb toward 4% than return to the Bank of England’s 2% target, as had been anticipated pre War. #economy #markets #uk #inflation

@WhiteHouse As it was just over one month ago before you inflicted chaos 🙄

The Strait of Hormuz is COMPLETELY OPEN AND READY FOR BUSINESS!

@WhiteHouse Back to how everything was about a month or so ago? Jeeez.....🙄

A GREAT DAY FOR THE WORLD!

@DeItaone Worth at least another 50point rise in the Spoos

TRUMP: IRAN, WITH HELP OF U.S.A., HAS REMOVED, OR IS REMOVING, ALL SEA MINES

@DeItaone Jeeeez when will this torrent of bile stop?

TRUMP ON IRAN: THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE A DEAL -FBN

@ZeroHedge_ Who let this person out the asylum?

@TomLondon6 The US is self reliant on Oil, the rest of the world not so, he's hoping that the impending carnage will force other nations to come together to resolve the whole Iran issue? Trump is a clown though

I’m confused If Trump now blockades Strait of Hormuz that will mean LESS oil and gas on global market which means WORSE global economic crisis What am I missing?

@elerianm It will unify the world in ousting Trump and his clowns from office.

On the Blockade of the Blockade: Who is at incremental risk from the US blockade of the virtually complete blockade by Iran of the Strait of Hormuz? Iran, which risks losing the income generated by its oil exports and the "tolls" it charged the few “friendly ships” previously allowed to transit the Strait. Importing Nations: Countries—such as China and Pakistan—that had been able to secure passage for some oil imports. The US, which is committing more military assets to police its blockade, is also increasing the risk of direct kinetic engagement. The Global Economy: Companies, countries, and households worldwide are facing the burden of what is likely to be another leg up in the price of energy, helium, fertilizers, etc... #economy #markets #middleeastwar #hormuz #blockade

@PatrickChristys Looked it up and you also receive 50% off all meals at the restaurants and kids under 12 eat free...... seriously what is the point in working anymore??????

I’m sorry but this is absolutely ridiculous

@Vanguard_WW2 It's a Big Mac beef pattie

Guess the object…. Found at Villers-Bocage, Normandy.

@David_Tracey All this Ego wank stuff is causing huge damage to the world economy.

@zerohedge Shitty 🌮 for table 1!

TRUMP TELLS FOX NEWS IF NEGOTIATIONS ADVANCE AND THERE IS SOMETHING TANGIBLE WE MIGHT EXTEND THE DEADLINE: AL ARABIYA