Batman University Dropout

Great Britain asking Mississippi to borrow $20

@RebelEconProf Can't go wrong with Manning (with no first name).

The naming rights to the Ole Miss Economics Department are still available.

Go Mississippi, keep rolling along, Go Mississippi, you cannot be wrong

@michaellistman $SPX was -3% from ATH this morning

I was promised a -3% $SPX day today 🤷‍♂️

О завершении гастролей и отъезде труппы объявляли уже которую неделю, но каждый вечер дети продолжали собираться у шатров в надежде увидеть представление клоунов еще один раз

@HayekAndKeynes The Russians are coming

Walter Sobchak has been named interim Secretary of War

@Procurator_V Залог ликвидный

@BatmanDropout Есть подозрение, что предмет залога УПЛЫЛ

Система банкинга с сентября стала настолько конченой и нагибающей любого, у кого больше 70 тысяч на счету, что уже похуй абсолютно. Заебали блокировочные пляски с переводами и банкоматами. Финтех - это когда в жопу ебут.

@Procurator_V Возьму займ под залог акций АО "Галактика "Дагестан". У них склад в Кизляре в собственности, мамой клянусь.

Держите деньги в долговых обязательствах под 4-5% в месяц, обеспеченных залогом недвигой стоимостью не менее чем x2 от суммы займа.

@the_chart_life Depression of a Lindsey Graham is defined as a contraction of a Lindsey Graham in real terms during two consecutive quarters. Not happening anytime soon.

This is going to send Lindsey Graham into a deep, deep depression.

@litcapital @ParikPatelCFA @RampCapitalLLC how is it even a question

(1) @ParikPatelCFA vs. (4) @RampCapitalLLC

Kicking off Final Four of Finance Meme March Madness today 🤝 We are down to 4 heavyweights across each region: @ParikPatelCFA, @alifarhat79, @RampCapitalLLC, and me Let’s get into the voting below:

@TradingThomas3 Not indicating a specific Tuesday. Smart. Strategic.

New deadline 😭

@AndreasSteno 200 EMA is clearly lost here, so...

Markets typically bottom, when the rate of change improves

Raise your hand if you have no idea what's going on at the moment and honestly don't care

@HayekAndKeynes @spotgamma "Gotcha mfers, happy 4/1. Now NUKE THEM ALL INTO OBLIVION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!"

Daily note from @spotgamma “Update 4/1: "Make or break". If Trump's 9PM presser is "deescalation & deal" then SPX likely rallies to ~6,750 into a long weekend, as implied vol gets crushed. A sign of "more war" could, in turn, lead to a very violent selloff as we see no real support until 6,250. VIX would also likely go +40, as 3/18 & 3/31 expirations have removed downside buffers.”

VIX is back at 24 from 30. That was a big part of the asymmetric risk-reward last week (lots of delta to buy as vol comes in - it was trading super rich). With oil still over $100 we will need real action to get similarly large moves from here.

@TradingThomas3 isn't it the same president they had before?

Trump says Iran begging for ceasefire

@macrocephalopod Make her apply for the position, reject her, hire your friend's kid, but make her do all the work.

What’s a good age to give my kid a sub-account of her trust fund to manage, pick stocks for etc? I want to introduce her to the idea of deep research, conviction bets, and good risk management. Is seven too young?

@AndreasSteno SELL TO AMERICA!!!11

“Jihadi Alpha” would make for a great substack

@RealStockCats They call it random walk for... for no reason whatsoever, actually.

Trillions of Dollars of market cap is sloshing around from day to day based on ambiguous, misleading and false headlines and no one really knows whats going on - they call this "the market"

@jbulltard1 No balls - no ballroom

Wow they’re taking away Donald’s ballroom, odds of Iran getting nuked just went up now

@RampCapitalLLC I'll tell you once we're at an ATH

Bottom?