Bruce

@joi___ai @DazzlerBob

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants $2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood yes it’s real yes you get paid

Football should bring people together, not shut them out. For the first time since the competition began, fans won’t be able to watch the Champions League final for free. That’s not right. This is bigger than wanting to watch Arsenal in this historic final. It’s bigger than one club. Hardworking people shouldn’t have to fork out for a subscription to watch this match. I urge TNT Sports to reconsider and make the final next Saturday free to watch.

Make Hooters Slutty Again

@Rothmus @DazzlerBob

Weak. Gay.

🚨 HOOTERS OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCES THEY'RE PLANNING ON BECOMING FAMILY-FRIENDLY. People only came for the wings, right?

@TheBabylonBee @DazzlerBob

'I Am Your Father,' Reveals Trump To Horrified Mark Hamill

@RickyDoggin @DazzlerBob

Think this new diet will catch on?

🇺🇸🇬🇧 Nick Shirley’s exposing the UK at a breaking point. From immigration to rising crime, Britain is becoming a blueprint for the social tension hitting the U.S. and Europe. Nick's capturing what truly happens when integration fails. If you thought U.S. immigration was a circus, wait until you see the British version. Same show, different accents. Source: @NickShirleyy

@CNviolations @DazzlerBob

This cracked me up 😂

You've failed the people.

The data doesn’t lie. 👇🤯👇🤯👇🤯👇🤯👇🤯👇🤯👇 Any ideas what might have caused this?

@DazzlerBob @iraseorita

@iraseorita You’d be lucky to make any 😳😂😂 @BatmanShaw

Have you ever seen a more perfect billiards run than this?

@iluminatibot @DazzlerBob

What are the top 3 countries flooding the ocean with plastic? - Malaysia dumps 73,000 metric tons a year. - India cranks out over 126,000 a year. - And the Philippines? A jaw-dropping 356,000 metric tons - every single year. And no, your soggy paper straw isn’t fixing any of it. While rivers vomit city waste straight into the sea by the hundreds of thousands of tons, you’re out there sipping sad lattes through limp cardboard like it’s saving the planet.

Muslims electing Muslims exactly because they’re Muslims - they then govern as Muslims, for Muslims. Demographic changes, birth rates and mass immigration mean that this is going to accelerate, rapidly. What is our country going to look like in fifty years? Twenty years? Ten years? Honestly, think about that. On current projections, Britain has an Islamic future. That is just a fact. I don’t like it, in fact it terrifies me, but it’s true. I do not want my grandchildren’s children to grow up in a Muslim Britain. Tower Hamlets. Rochdale. Birmingham. Luton. Blackburn. Large parts of London. I could go on. A sectarian nightmare. Deep divisions across the community in parts of those towns, in others it’s entirely united - united by Islam. That is our future. Unless we act, unless we organise, unless we vote. There is still time. Restore Britain is the only serious political party that has the courage to stand up for a Christian Britain. We are the only political party with the courage to do what is necessary. Mass immigration from Islamic countries will end, day one. Banning halal slaughter, cousin marriage, the burqa/niqab. Dominating Islamic prayer will be outlawed, along with any form of Sharia Law. We will not tolerate the call to prayer being blared out across British towns. The colonisation of our cities by foreign enclaves practising medieval practices will end. The islamification of Britain will be halted and reversed. That is what Restore Britain will do. If you agree, then join us. Join the party, attend your local meetings, volunteer. Help us. Because we need it, and nobody else is going to do it. Not Farage, not the Tories, certainly not Labour. This is up to us now. And there is one answer. Restore Britain.

@_devJNS @CHAINeSAIR @DazzlerBob

@ArchRose90 @TheGriftReport @DazzlerBob

True 😂

@klara_sjo careful @DazzlerBob

Imagine shitting this good

@MattCas04807118 @TheGriftReport

Anyone want to join me in congratulating the newly elected Green councillor named Solar Flair?😳 No, I didn’t think so.🤮

It’s important that we reflect and respond to these results - we haven’t done enough to offer people hope for the future. In the coming days I’ll be setting out the path ahead.