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@WarrenVsCCP What's that song “Looking for love in all the wrong places” 😂

@WarrenVsCCP Yeah man, that's 'Johhny Fingerblaster'. Ladies can't resist since 1952.

@randomworldke @scentor_ It looks cruel but it has relevant meaning

@scentor_ Actually Simba huwa anaua,sijasema muuwe😁

Kibe was right a good man is a simp . Skia definition ya a good man according to her 😁😁

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UHURU KENYATTA: My people,I tried cautioning you on electing some of these people,you defied my advice and decided to follow your own path. Today you are crying,but I know you have learnt a lesson. You also made another mistake of electing MPs who can't stand with Wanjiku during the hour of need. Their work is just receiving bribes and few pennies to sing to the tune of one person. Elect leaders not politicians.

🇰🇪 Resist!

Latest Specimen from the Kenyan lab at Thogoto LEFT: Lunatic line MGR built hundreds of years ago. RIGHT: New tracks recently laid along the old MGR railway line by a Kenyan contractor Corruption can't allow us to get even the basics right 🤦🏿‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️ Sheer lunacy¹

I keep saying this, we do not lack the brains, knowledge, ability, or human resource to fix many of our broken systems. In fact, we are abundantly blessed with all of these. We are also not a poor country, as I have said before, we are simply a mismanaged one. Our biggest problems for decades, and ones that seem to worsen with each passing year, are nepotism, endless politicking, lack of genuine will, and above all, the cancer of corruption. I will never stop saying this. We are blessed with one of the most beautiful countries in the world and some of the most resilient and remarkable people. We have every opportunity to be the very best on this continent and to stand proudly among the best in the world. It is what it is. #ReclaimNairobi

People MUST resist Freehold Land being turned into Leasehold and oppressive TAXES imposed with the Land being auctioned upon failure to pay the those taxes.Objective is to disposess people of their Lands and turn them into labourers for the new owners.We have a CRIMINAL regime

@Honeyfarsafi You must stay grounded at all times

I understand and agree with what he’s saying but mahn why would he say this about his guest? This is so condescending and mean but yes I’m the emotional one haha. And also, Alionya started insulting me and Mimi if you go low I will take you to hell especially blogstitutes

@twize56655 @kayEasy_ Imagine fitting in such a space with your monitor 😂😂

He thought cruise control meant autopilot…😭😭

@MissAlly_01 At Stansted after security, I dropped some loose change on the floor, very elegant well dressed lady pointed it out to me, before I could stop myself I said it's only 50p ,I wouldn't bend over for that, would you? She gave me a despairing shake of the head and left me to it.

new south africa is on another level,they addressed a serious sensitive issue with no fights but laughter .

I know the smell of fish when I smell it

@IanJamesMwaiK Character development is when you realise you arrived at your destination because that matatu was driven in the manner that annoys you when you are driving your own car.

Today I made two decisions that shocked even me. First, I cheated on my barber. Recently he’s been moving like a celebrity… doesn’t pick calls, misses appointments, acts booked and busy. Meanwhile he charges me Ksh. 3,000 per shave like he’s restoring ancient art. Today I decided enough is enough and tried a Burundi guy charging Ksh. 500. Let me tell you something… when that man turned the chair around, I almost stood up and hugged him. The fade was so clean. Second… I left my car at home and took a matatu to a meeting. At first I was tense. Then the conductor called me “boss,” the music was hitting, and somehow we reached faster than everyone stuck in traffic pretending to be important. By the time I got to the meeting I had saved fuel, parking fees, and unnecessary suffering. Character development is realizing Nairobi humbles everybody equally.

@ombachi13 Impressive innovation. Many wont understand wont Ombachi did. He dared to go against the grain.

Beef Tartare served alongside Buttery Beef flavored Ugali breaded and fried till golden brown and crispy. Sometimes the best way to cook a steak is to not cook it at all.

How most people view their dads..

Sunday or saturday morning manenos when country’s waking up

Tusha ingia phase ingine ya demokrasi