Kelly Brooks

@Jvato24 @DadandBuried Honestly, YouTube prolly also makes them smart bit tje closeness of the screen limits their world in a at tv doesn’t. TV is social

@BbbrooksKelly @DadandBuried Cartoons good, most of what YouTube recommends in the algorithm, bad!

Pretty sure when I got up on Saturday morning and watched six straight hours of cartoons, my parents didn't feel the half the guilt I do when my kids get up and do the same thing

@Madz_Grant Yep. Not sure how good for society Thr new parenting style is, but we’ll see in 30 years. It’s good for kids to know their parents are people and not their slaves

I've noticed amongst friends who have little kids that they are basically forced into waking up when they do. When I was little I remember v clearly knowing that we shouldn't go and wake parents until at least 9am on a weekend, and generally entertaining ourselves in the morning

@im_vensor Why would this tweet appear from two separate accounts within a day of each other?

@BbbrooksKelly Where is racism in this tweet?

For Africans who blame colonialism for all these problems we have, Asia was also colonized too. But where are they today, and where are we? Colonialism is not the problem in Africa.

@EugLoz @WastgTimeWBravo So everyone mixed has no hairline?

@WastgTimeWBravo So I had this conversation with another person on here….She mentioned she’s mixed on the second or third episode. She probably has the wrong hair stylist who doesn’t understand different textures. On that same thread someone else mentioned she would look good with curly hair.

I’m gonna need Myka to figure out her hair before next season #LadiesOfLondon

@GigaTJefferson @hell_line0 Aren’t there women in your office and in every commercial space you enter? What’s this fantasy world that women don’t work?

@hell_line0 My wife takes care of the kids all day. I expect her to know more about them than I do. Maybe we should all make videos where our wives try to do our daily jobs, and we derisively mock them as clueless morons for not knowing as much as we do.

There was a viral video about husbands being clueless about their own families. One example was a dad saying his baby’s nails don’t grow ,only for the wife to say it’s because she’s been cutting them the whole time. The creator then asked people to share what their husbands are clueless about, and the comments were full of stories from not knowing their kids’ teachers to forgetting birthdays.. So I commented, “Absolutely nothing, because I didn’t marry a loser,” and forgot about it. Next thing I know, I open Facebook and apparently I’m being bullied for being rude and judgy for calling their husbands a loser..

@NathanpmYoung Asia doesnt have the resources Africa does. So there’s no incentive for the west to maintain a state of underdevelopment through coups and wars, usurious IMF loans with austerity terms that prevent development spending, patent restrictions to prevent industrialisation, etc

I don't think colonialism explains why Africa has such low growth. Asia had colonialism too.

@Veronicaq3q8 @jonesingforwhat Women should gold-dig. It’s sensible if well executed. What’s the problem?

@jonesingforwhat Gold digger . Gets pregnant then says you have to Marry me . She really sucks and can’t wait for her and mark to go at it

Margo…..60k a month to rent THAT?! Are you ok #LadiesOfLondon

@ChinaliveX The citizens of the west are fed propaganda about the world from birth and are unable to think outside it.

⚡George Galloway shuts down Piers Morgan: Galloway: When you talk about the “international community,” do you mean Washington, London, Tel Aviv, and Brussels? That’s not the whole world. Morgan: Then who is the world, in your view? Do you support Iran? Galloway: Listen carefully… China stands with Iran, Russia stands with Iran, Brazil stands with Iran, South Africa stands with Iran, Indonesia stands with Iran, Pakistan stands with Iran — and India deals with Iran. When did you, Piers Morgan, gain the right to decide that seven-eighths of the world’s population don’t matter just because you dislike their systems? These are the majority of the planet’s people, and they reject your so-called rules-based order — one that allows you to kill Palestinians while lecturing the world about human rights. Morgan: I’m not saying they don’t matter. I’m saying I’d rather live in a liberal democracy that guarantees freedom of speech than under a brutal dictatorship. Galloway (interrupting): You’re free to choose where you live — but you’re not free to destroy the rest of the world because they don’t live the way you do. That’s your “rules-based international order” — it’s the law of the jungle.

@himankkumar1 @XH_Lee23 What’s more embarrassing is the defence of it. The brainwash is so successful that they defend being trampled on

@XH_Lee23 The uk guards are an embarrassment. They have trampled kids in the past too. All they exist is for protecting the monarchy, an institute that only exists for tourism today and they wear those ridiculous nonsense hats while doing so. Clowns clowning for bigger clowns.

Don’t be nervous, bro. You’re in China, not the UK. Our honor guards won’t yell at you "Make Way" and push you aside. They’ll just go around you.

@Realitytvguru13 Was right there with you, queen

The way everyone is finally seeing Amanda for who I’ve said she is since s1 🥰 I’m ALWAYS right about these people but yall never wanna belive me #summerhouse

@OMFGRealityTV @BravoTV @NBCUniversal I’m more invested in the will they/won’t they (be friends again) of these two than whatever is going on with Ciara and West

#SummerHouse Season 10, Episode 9 SNEAK PEEK 2. All new, Tuesday 8/7c on @Bravotv. (Source @Bravotv @NBCUniversal)

@AngelMD1103 The IT guy is secure in himself and is not being obsequious and that’s what triggered the judge

This got awkward FAST… ⚖️ During a remote court hearing, an IT technician tried to fix an audio issue and casually joked it was a “false alarm.” But the judge didn’t take it lightly at all—he immediately asked to speak to the technician’s supervisor. What seemed like a small comment quickly turned into a tense moment in court. Do you think the judge overreacted, or should professionalism be taken that seriously in a setting like this?

@MikeNellis Because he’s ashamed and probably operating from a need to cause himself shame or death

I don’t understand rich people. If you have Tiger Woods money and you want to day drink, why the hell aren’t you hiring a private driver!?

@pmacevoy @HazelAppleyard Sounds like you’re a willing participant in his triangulation

@BbbrooksKelly @HazelAppleyard No. He did not, he forgot. My sister & I are not identical, and are completely different in personality. He is a very forgetful man but also a simple person in terms of motivation.

OOFT

@tapir_worf So humans do not exist for themselves? You guys are going to struggle in retirement

what if people who didn’t have kids weren’t allowed to vote?

@austinskyyyy @HustleBitch_ You can’t out achieve your trauma

@HustleBitch_ Former richest athlete in the world looking like this what could this be?

🚨 TIGER WOODS DUI MUGSHOTS — SOMETHING ISN’T RIGHT Both times: • Arrested for DUI • Blew 0.00 Same story. Nine years apart. Look at his eyes. What do you see?

@iam_preethi Is dog a euphemism for dad?

A lot of women are shocked by how much their dog annoys them after having a baby. The dog they used to treat like their first child suddenly feels like too much. The barking feels unbearable, the neediness is overwhelming, and every time the dog gets too close to the baby you tense up. Part of this is sleep deprivation and the weight of new parenthood. You are in survival mode and don't have the physical or mental capacity to handle one more thing. But there is also a hormonal side to it. After giving birth, estrogen drops sharply which actually lowers your tolerance for irritation. Oxytocin, which is bonding you to your baby, also makes you more territorial and protective. Anything that feels like a disruption or a potential threat to the baby sets off an alarm. You did not stop loving your dog. Your hormones are temporarily wired to prioritize your baby's safety above everything else, and your dog is getting caught in the crossfire. It usually settles as your hormones rebalance, but it helps to know you are not a terrible person for feeling this way.

@pmacevoy @HazelAppleyard Right. Sure